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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Lazy Reservist posted:

Make it a pup-up book.

Like it has pop up pups?

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
gotcha bitch

https://www.reddit.com/user/WtotheSLAM



CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Sorry you got burned on shipping krpo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


tsk tsk tsk

pandering in the bad forum

Shala
Oct 15, 2006

i shot the pilot

Lipstick Apathy
For real tho who's got the keys to printing this dick book?

You advertising this poo poo to the pedos you better hook us fine upstanding forum members up with a print run.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I'm down. I was disappointed when I missed the first run.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Should've used a throwaway, oh well.

Really I was hoping they'd give me some more art.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I would buy one....

So is this happening?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I'd add some dick art but I never took pictures of any that I saw while deployed unfortunately.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

I'd add some dick art but I never took pictures of any that I saw while deployed unfortunately.

You could do a limited run of clone a willies.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You could do a limited run of clone a willies.

Good secret santa idea.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
there was a dick chinook that someone had spraypainted on t-walls all over KAF

I never got a picture :(

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
On the Reagan (or Vinson idk) someone lovingly spent hours carving a huge veiny impressive motherfucker into a steel bathroom stall divider.

Must have took some time. I felt bad even while spending 45 minutes brillo pad/sand papering it into oblivion.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


I need more dick in my life

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Dick books I meant more dick books.

Really though I'll buy two make this happen

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Guest2553 posted:

I need more dick in my life

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003

I'd buy one too. Let's do this!

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


We have a kickstarter going for this?

Because Im in for the $20-30 it would cost for one + shipping. Know a few others who would get this from an anonymous person love to have one of their own.

Also the forward has to be that wack shack work of art post by AFF.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Alright I've added around 30 pages of content. There's some stories, some artwork, and some fancy new color schemes to make your eyes bleed. I'm not sure if I can sell the book here or if it's going back to SA-Mart, which is what we did last time. I'll probably order around 25 and have people paypal me, then send the books out.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I'm down for 2 for sure.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mike-o posted:

I'm down for 2 for sure.

Same.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I'm only down for one but I'll cherish it forever.

rockamiclikeavandal
Jul 2, 2010

A Kpro posted:

Alright I've added around 30 pages of content. There's some stories, some artwork, and some fancy new color schemes to make your eyes bleed. I'm not sure if I can sell the book here or if it's going back to SA-Mart, which is what we did last time. I'll probably order around 25 and have people paypal me, then send the books out.

That ain't nearly enough. I'm gonna buy 2 or 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

rockamiclikeavandal fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Aug 20, 2016

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


A Kpro posted:

Alright I've added around 30 pages of content. There's some stories, some artwork, and some fancy new color schemes to make your eyes bleed. I'm not sure if I can sell the book here or if it's going back to SA-Mart, which is what we did last time. I'll probably order around 25 and have people paypal me, then send the books out.

Before you do the ordering, let the thread know how many per run you have to have. IE each run has to be 25 or 50 or whatever the print shop requires. That way we can get a commitment. Also there is a good chance if you run a larger bat its cheaper per unit.

And one of us can do the leg work on shipping costs to roll into the price so you don't eat it this time.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Dude make extra to keep. 25 is simply not enough

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Down for 3

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Still down for one

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
can we get some photos of dick book to get an idea of the final product?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I hear Reddit has a great post about it

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

I hear Reddit has a great post about it

ugh really

oh you meant the first one

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

ugh really

oh you meant the first one

Scroll up

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I'd buy a copy for sure.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

can we get some photos of dick book to get an idea of the final product?

Here you go.


A Kpro posted:

Not work safe. Also potato quality because my phone was awful back then.




















Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

o yea, that was posted earlier wasnt it. whoopsie!

ps im down for one, but you should change it to gip smdftb zaibatsu

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I will take one dick book please

Apathetic Medic
Apr 22, 2010

Fun Shoe
I will always regret not getting this when it started up last time, but I'll take 3 if there is a reprint!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

A Kpro posted:

Should've used a throwaway, oh well.

Really I was hoping they'd give me some more art.

You should know by now that for every useful post on that site, there'll be 100 more posting the same loving Simpsons jokes and other circle jerk bullshit

I go there for the pics and occasional failure story, but otherwise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
Yesssssssss.

Two for me.

I didn't know my name made the credits in the first draft =P

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Slim Pickens posted:

I go there for the pics and occasional failure story, but otherwise

:same:

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
One for me please

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