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Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
I also missed out on the first run please make more.

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Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
If we are looking for gross dick related stories I publicly beat off while calling for illum on a dare.

One time we were watching a power station outside of Abu grhaib. Every night I would call for some illumination rounds to be fired from the mortars at the nearby FOB. In an escalating series of dares I called for mortar rounds while beating off. I was on top of a building in a bunker doing the initial calls and warmup. I had porn on my ipod going and fire direction control on the radio. Illumination rounds are a shell the bursts open at a predetermined altitude and location and drops an incredibly bright flare suspended by a parachute. These can light up a square kilometer almost if they are the big ones. They also drift with the wind. I called in the four rounds in a way that would have them pass right over me turning night into day. As the began to burst and light up our compound I knew it was my time... I walked around the sandbag wall and stood on the edge of the building facing the center of our area and went to town. I could hear a "what the fuuuuck?" drift up from below right before I came.

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