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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Deathy McDeath posted:

I'm actually reading this right now. It's post-modern trash.


Kidding. That probably just triggered Zeris.

Did I loan you my copy? Me and that book go way back. Let's see:

Spring 2016: It's assigned in my "Emotions and Sentimentality" writing seminar. I'm one of two men and 18 women.
I start reading it.

Deathly is correct, it is 100% pomo trash.

Like a smart man in a class full of women I keep my mouth shut for the entire discussion of the book except to sharpshoot the Brooklyn hipster in circle rimmed glasses and mom jeans who unironically uses words like "inchoate" in class to make her points. I play dumb and ask her to clarify what she means and she never really can.

Months later, enters a self-described feminist who confessed she "is afraid to try producing any writing whatsoever because the world does not need another cis white female privileged voice". She introduced herself to me via dating app and suggested coming over immediately. That happened a few times (ever heard of a girl who carefully instructs you to circle her clit counterclockwise, and only counterclockwise? I have). After a short period of me being busy I discover she is posting tweets about me angrily in response to me not texting her enough. Move along. I Love Dick is never borrowed out, like she had asked.

Now I Love Dick sits on my shelf (I think), waiting for another moment to shine.

Zeris fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Aug 9, 2016

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
gotcha bitch

https://www.reddit.com/user/WtotheSLAM



Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I hear Reddit has a great post about it

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

ugh really

oh you meant the first one

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