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dewey7788
Oct 10, 2004

Don't Toews me bro!

zeroordie posted:

In case anyone was wondering, Todd Gurley, Lamar Miller, Antonio Brown, Odell Beckham Jr, Rob Gronkowski, Kelvin Benjamin, and a few weeks of Tom Brady were not good enough to make the playoffs.

:barf::psyboom:

Defense wins championships?

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Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
But good enough to keep you out of the relegation playoff!

The four Tier A teams fighting to the death this season are: Chen Kenichi, Parmesan Basil, Boywunda, and, of course, jabro. This will be jabro's third straight appearance in the relegation playoff.

Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001

zeroordie posted:

In case anyone was wondering, Todd Gurley, Lamar Miller, Antonio Brown, Odell Beckham Jr, Rob Gronkowski, Kelvin Benjamin, and a few weeks of Tom Brady were not good enough to make the playoffs.

:barf::psyboom:

Also a team consisting of Drew Brees, Melvin Gordon, DeAndre Hopkins, Brandon Marshall, Jamison Crowder, Amari Cooper, and a really good IDP stable we'll get you into the relegation Bowl

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
A team that is pretty much only DeMarco Murray and Frank Gore at ADP steals and two boss dudes who Zypher and Boywunda were too dumb to take in the expansion draft will get you #1 PF and a two seed and a semifinal loss

bobby2times
Jan 9, 2010

Zypher posted:

But good enough to keep you out of the relegation playoff!

The four Tier A teams fighting to the death this season are: Chen Kenichi, Parmesan Basil, Boywunda, and, of course, jabro. This will be jabro's third straight appearance in the relegation playoff.

Cant believe I made the playoffs after all my WR injuries and late season collapse.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Parmesan Basil will win the Relegation Playoff.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Parmesan Basil posted:

Parmesan Basil will win the Relegation Playoff.

lol, you're so cute.

Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001
Melvin Gordon got injured you say?

Hello relegation!



:(


Edit: the matchup between jabro and myself is totally depressing. He wins but we both deserve relegation after today.

Chen Kenichi fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Dec 12, 2016

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
My #6 team upsets a #3 seed successfully fulfilling another team name. The dream of returning to the land of milk and honey continues.

von Metternich
May 7, 2007
Why the hell not?
The amazing yo-yoing looks likely to continue, I somehow got a bye. Unless I lose out, it's back to the big time for old VM. Good luck to everyone, unless there's someone at the bottom of Tier A who has good keepers, then I hope you lose in shame and infamy.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Enjoy playing with the scrubs next season, Chen Kenichi.

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
Welp I finally laid a turd game

Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001

jabro posted:

Enjoy playing with the scrubs next season, Chen Kenichi.

This season for my team is pretty much the best example of how everything can look great at the start of a season and then fantasy football happens. I will be back next year to suck up some other players from the next relegated guys!

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

have stat corrections cleared yet oh god tell me stat corrections have cleared

also hi everyone sorry I've been so quiet

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
In Tier A, both lower seeds lost (me and bobby2times). Our semi matchups are Suave vs Mikey & dewey vs pokemans.

jabro & Parmesan fight to the death this weekend. Kenichi & Boywunda have already been blasted off into the irrelevance of Tier B.

Speaking of Tier B, Anubis upset his way into the semis. He'll face TubeStank, and Lock & von metternich are the other semi matchup. Three of these four teams will get the golden ticket into Tier A next season!

btw because I've been lazy, here's where our weekly payouts stand:

:10bux: * 1.5 - Suave Fedora, TubeStank
:10bux: - bobby2times, Master Stur, Boywunda, Dandy Pokemon, von Metternich, Mikey Purp
:10bux: / 2 - Lock, Ches Neckbeard, zeroordie, Anubis, HiroProtagonist, dewey7788

Nobody made their 20 bucks back in the regular season -- I think this is a first.

Zypher fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Dec 15, 2016

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
You've got me (TubeStank) listed twice, fyi!

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
humbug

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
I just gotta say that since I've been demoted to tier B, the entire world has gone to poo poo. It's imperative that I win this week so we can begin to return order to the world.

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail

Anubis posted:

I just gotta say that since I've been demoted to tier B, the entire world has gone to poo poo. It's imperative that I win this week so we can begin to return order to the world.

If only I had named myself a wildcard victory

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Parmesan Basil will win the Relegation Playoff.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Parmesan Basil posted:

Parmesan Basil will win the Relegation Playoff.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
I demand a recount as I'm pretty sure I won 5 weeks of high score

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
Just want everyone to know; win or lose, I hate all of you.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
:same:

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Suave Fedora posted:

Just want everyone to know; win or lose, I hate all of you.

:glomp::love::kiss:

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

ty montgomery is not a wr and this irks me :colbert:

von Metternich
May 7, 2007
Why the hell not?
Excuse me it says very clearly he has one reception for two yards.

(I don't disagree but they don't strip people of positions mid season I think)

Lock posted:

ty montgomery is not a wr and this irks me :colbert:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Overslept left Aj Green in on a wing and prayer. :rip:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

von Metternich posted:

Excuse me it says very clearly he has one reception for two yards.

(I don't disagree but they don't strip people of positions mid season I think)

well ok fair nuff

(realtalk, perfectly fair! I am just sad that I can't claim promotion in my first year in this league this week, and going up against a dude with two guys going off for 30 is...disheartening)

e: DID I SAY 2 DUDES HAHAHA NO more like 4

ouch

Lock fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Dec 19, 2016

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Me at 4:25 pm: drat I kept it really close through the first games with only one offensive player going. I think I'm in pretty good shape!

Me at 4:30 pm: :negative:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
FUUUUUUUCK

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
FIRST TIER, BEST TIER! *clapclapclap*

At this point next week is just gravy because I'm officially back where I belong.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


I smell a three-peat brewing.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
:rip:


still in tier a that's all that matters :shopkeeper:

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

oh god the pressure

I will be flying back Stateside on Saturday just to get my boys psyched (and to visit family for Christmas).

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
Good game MikeyPurp.

I concede and will not contest the results of the match.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Parmesan Basil posted:

Parmesan Basil will win the Relegation Playoff.

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
Bye Parm. The Stinky Place is a rough part of town to have to live for a year but I promise you will have every opportunity to pull yourself out by the bootstraps, just like I once did

:smugdon:

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
It's bad. Things are bad.

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