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Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Sent my :20bux:

Also, I hate to be that guy, but my whole family will be staying with me from August 26th through September 5th, so my drafting window during those dates is pretty much non-existent. On the bright side, I can make almost any time outside of those days, so hopefully it all works out. If I have to autodraft, so be it.

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Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Just for the record, I'm open to weekday drafts and get out of work relatively early every day, so I could make most times work.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Ok here are my tentative keepers, hopefully I did this right:

1 +1 Julio Jones (2014-15 1st)
2 (3 +1 penalty from Julio?) TY Hilton (2013 9th, 2014 7th, 2015 4th)
9 Danny Woodhead (2015 10th)
15 Eli Manning (2015 16th)

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Jesus loving Christ

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Huh, so I just took a fresh look at my team and I actually feel pretty good about it!

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Hi guys, it's me. I died. I'm a ghost.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
How's that dream team working out for you, zeroordie? :smug:

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
I fear I spoke too soon.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
:siren: TRADES GOING DOWN IN TIER A! :siren:

I have to say, I usually manage to find some reason for outrage or lols when I see a trade go down, but this one seems weirdly lateral.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
That would be one Suave Fedora, but he got 17.5 points out of Buffalo LB Preston Brown in his DP slot, so don't cry too hard for him.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Preemptive "gently caress you" to teemu yo mama for being projected to beat me despite the Julioppening.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
It is the curse of the superteam. It is known.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Those feels when a TD against your favorite NFL team might have simultaneously sealed a loss for them, and a fantasy win and league high score for you. :smith:

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Eli Manning and some other guys is looking for a capable RB. I'd like to move Doug Baldwin, Emmanuel Sanders, Delanie Walker or Jimmy Graham. Shoot me your PMs and trade proposals!

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
This league is by far the hardest one that I play in every year. IDP plus the fact that every person in the league gets most of their fantasy info, taeks and opinions from the same place as me = :bang:

P.s. I am still looking for an RB in tier A if anyone is interested. I sent out a few emails last week but didn't get any replies.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Suave Fedora posted:

Where's MY email, you butt?

Additionally, I'd consider trading any of my TEs.

Your RBs ain't that nice, B. They ain't that nice.

Additionally, I too, have some elite TEs that I would like to offload.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Zypher posted:

zeroordie

:cthulhu: The sleeping giant stirs. :cthulhu:

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
You lucky son of a b!

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Another week, another looking for trade post. Tier A homies, I need your RBs. All of these guys (and more!) are on the block:

Doug Baldwin*
Emmanuel Sanders
Delanie Walker
Jimmy Graham*
Jerrick McKinnon
Mike Gillislee

This isn't your usual waiver wire fodder. We're talking two top 5 TEs, some high floor WR2s, and a couple very sexy handcuffs.

Let's deal.

*Now featuring JUICY NEW ORLEANS MATCHUP!

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Parmesan Basil posted:

I...won??????

My team doesn't always poo poo the bed, but when it does, it loses to the second lowest score in the league.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
I should be 8-0, but I chose different players in the draft than the ones that would have won those games.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
No worries Teemu Yo Pokemama, I don't think I would have accepted that one anyway. Still open to dealing if you want to make another offer tho.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Ugh...I didn't realize that you couldn't keep a player who hit free agency. Zypher confirm/deny?

I thought I was keeping Michael Thomas for a 12th next year. :negative:

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
God drat it. Well, shout out to Dewy, who got a steal on TY Hilton because I'm a moron.


Also if anyone wants to trade for Jerrell Freeman (sspd 4 games, 13th round keep) or Jerrick McKinnon (16th round keep), holla at ya boy.

Mikey Purp fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Nov 22, 2016

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Teemu Pokemon posted:

Of my three losses, one was a a #2 to #1 and one was a #5 to (I think) #3 but I would've had the #3 score myself if I didn't bench Carr last minute for Siemian and there was a ~18 point difference

Be careful, your rationalizing and thinly veiled humble bragging only tempts fate.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Hey ParmesanBasil, I'ma need you to close this one out. Kthx

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Tier A: I'm selling one or more of Emmanuel Sanders, Tyreek Hill and Rishard Matthews in exchange for an RB. Let's wheel and deal one last time before the deadline, boys!

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
I'm pretty sure that I'm going in as the #2 seed no matter what happens this week, and that Chen is locked out of the playoffs win or lose. Maybe I'll rest my starters for shits and gigs.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
We've got 1 hour to trade! Anyone want to make an offer for Reek, Manny or Rishard?

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Finally! After four long years, my team has risen above mediocrity. Now, onwards to a 2nd round playoff loss!

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

zeroordie posted:

In case anyone was wondering, Todd Gurley, Lamar Miller, Antonio Brown, Odell Beckham Jr, Rob Gronkowski, Kelvin Benjamin, and a few weeks of Tom Brady were not good enough to make the playoffs.

:barf::psyboom:

Life is meaningless confirmed.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Suave Fedora posted:

Just want everyone to know; win or lose, I hate all of you.

:glomp::love::kiss:

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Suave Fedora posted:

Good game MikeyPurp.

I concede and will not contest the results of the match.

Good game, my man. I didn't feel comfortable at any point during that match-up.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
If I'm going to lose a championship game, I at least want it to be a merciful blowout where no sit/start decision could have saved me, so congrats and thanks for making it relatively painless Dewy.

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Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Zypher posted:

inoffensive Mikey Purp.

Well sir, you can gently caress right off with that. I run this poo poo. not really

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