GoonTier 2016: NFL Fantasy Promotion/Relegation Keeper League (Season 4)

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Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

2016 GoonTier Champion: dewey7788
2015 GoonTier Champion: zeroordie
2014 GoonTier Champion: darkspider42
2013 GoonTier Champion: darkspider42

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updates

No more kickers this season
Paypal me 20 bones at zypher @ gmail dot com (Kazak_Hstan)
Tier B draft is Sunday, Sep 4th at 9:00 PM eastern / 6:00 PM pacific
One last slot open to replace known lazer kazak_hstan

League Links
Tier A: The Tier Jerkers
Tier B: The Trail of Tiers

Tier A draft order

code:


1. Boywunda
2. Zypher
3. OYM/DK/pokeman
4. jabro
5. suave fedora
6. mikey purp
7. darkspider42
8. bobby2times
9. dewey
10. parmesan basil
11. chen kenichi
12. zeroordie

Tier B draft order

code:


1. Anubis
2. old dog child/3 dong horse
3. von metternich
4. HiroProtagonist
5. Master Stur
6. baser instinct
7. ffoecaf
8. TubeStank
9. azhais
10. Ches Neckbeard
11. Lock
12. Professor Moriarty

Traded Picks

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2017 Waiting List

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Zypher fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Dec 29, 2016

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 04:19

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:00

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Rules

What is Promotion / Relegation?

Wikipedia posted:

In sports leagues, promotion and relegation is a process where teams are transferred between two divisions based on their performance for the completed season. The best-ranked teams in the lower division are promoted to the division above, and the worst-ranked teams in the higher division are relegated to the division below.

Tier A (the Tier Jerkers) is a keeper league. Tier B (the Trail of Tiers) is a redraft league. Sucks to be in Tier B.

Buyin: $20
Website: ESPN
Tiers: 2
# of teams per tier: 12
# of teams promoted each year: 3 winners of a 6 team playoff
# of teams relegated each year: 3 losers of a 4 team playoff
Each tier has a separate, but equal, payout
Roster: QB 2 RB 2 WR TE FLEX 1 DL 2 LB 2 DB DFLEX 7 BN IR
Scoring: 0.5 PPR, otherwise ESPN Standard

IDP Scoring

quote:

Tackle Solo: 1
Tackle Assist: .5
Sack: 3
Interception: 4
Fumble Force: 3
Fumble Recovery: 3
Defensive Touchdown: 6
Safety: 6
Pass Defended: 1
Block Kick : 6
Tackles for Loss: 2

Payout
Each tier has a separate, but equal, payout

quote:

1st place: $115
2nd place: $40
3rd place: $20
Highest points total each week of regular season: $5 (x13)

Keeper System

quote:

A) Every keeper has a one round penalty.
B) Penalties that can't be enforced will transfer to the next highest keeper.
C) If a round is not available, a greater round will be used. If a greater round is not available, the first available lower round will be used and a penalty will be assessed for each round below the keeper's value.
D) All penalties must be enforced.
E) The following season, keeper value is based off the highest of the following: 1) The round drafted in the previous season or 2) their draft value last season prior to any transferred penalties.
F) Once a player hits free agency in any form, that player is no longer eligible to be kept the following season.

Example:

code:

2012 Draft:
1.) Drew Brees
2.) DeMarco Murray
4.) Percy Harvin
16.) Alfred Morris

2013:
1.) Brees (1st rounder)
 	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
2.) DeMarco (2nd rounder) 
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
3.) Harvin (4th rounder)
	-1 for keeping Harvin
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
13.) Morris (16th rounder)
 	-1 for keeping Morris
	-1 for keeping Brees
	-1 for keeping DeMarco

2014:
1.) Brees (1st rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
2.) DeMarco (1st rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
3.) Harvin (3rd rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Harvin
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
8.) Morris (13th rounder)
 	-1 for keeping Morris
	-1 for keeping Harvin
	-1 for keeping DeMarco
	-1 for keeping Brees
 	-1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)

2015: 
Can�t legally apply penalties to keep only Brees, DeMarco, Harvin, and Morris. 
One way to fix this is to let go one or more of the players. 
Another possibility is to keep 2014 20th round pick Johnny Manziel to absorb additional penalties.

2015:
1.) Brees (1st rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
2.) DeMarco (1st rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
3.) Harvin (2nd rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Harvin
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 3rd rounder on a 2nd round pick (Harvin)
4.) Morris (8th rounder)
 	-1 for keeping Morris
	-1 for keeping Harvin
	-1 for keeping DeMarco
	-1 for keeping Brees
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 3rd rounder on a 2nd round pick (Harvin)
17.) Manziel (20th rounder)
	-1 for keeping Manziel
	-1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
	-1 for using a 3rd rounder on a 2nd rounder (Harvin)

Supplemental Draft
Every year at least three teams in Tier A will be disbanded. The players comprising their rosters will be put into one large player pool. Teams from Tier B will be promoted to take their place, and they will be able to select keepers from the player pool in a supplemental draft.

Any players selected in the supplemental draft will retain the same value they would have if they were kept by their previous owner. For example, if a relegated team drafted Andrew Luck in the 14th round, drafting Andrew Luck in the supplemental draft would let the new owner keep him in the 13th round (barring any other penalties).

Owners will have an unlimited number of picks in the supplemental draft, but their keepers must abide by the same keepers rules as the rest of the league. Once every owner opts out of the draft, and the commissioner determines that their keepers adhere to the league's keeper rules, the supplemental draft is over.

The supplemental draft will be in order of their finish in Tier B. The draft will snake.

Draft Order
The first year the draft order will be randomized. After that, the two tiers will follow the following draft order:

Tier A
1: 1st place Tier B
2: 2nd place Tier B
3: 3rd place Tier B
4: 9th place Tier A
5: 8th place Tier A
etc, etc

Tier B
1: 10th place Tier A
2: 11th place Tier A
3: 12th place Tier A
4: 12th place Tier B
5: 11th place Tier B
etc, etc

The draft will snake. Every attempt will be made to accommodate a live draft.

Trades
Trades will now process instantly. I'll obviously reserve the right to veto extreme attempts at collusion / cheating. We've got a good group of people here, so I doubt it'll ever come to that.

Trade deadline is the last week of the season.

Trade Draft Picks At Your Own Risk
Future draft picks can be traded in Tier A. However, keep in mind that the draft picks of a relegated team are valueless.

Furthermore, if you trade your own future draft pick to a team, your rights to that draft pick are forfeited (even if that team is then later relegated).

Ties
During the regular season, matchups can result in a tie. It's not very likely because we're using fractional points, but I've seen it happen before.

Overall record determines playoff seeding. Ties will be broken in the following order:
- Points For (season)
- Points Against (season)
- Coin flip

During the playoffs, ties will be broken in the following order:
- Points For (season)
- Points Against (season)
- Coin flip

Relegation Cannot Be Avoided
If someone in Tier A decides not to continue on next season for whatever reason, their roster will join the player pool for the supplemental draft and an additional team from Tier B will be promoted to take their place.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 04:20

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Sweet.

.

keepers for the other jerks:

zeroordie

code:

1 +1	Odell Beckham Jr (2015 1st)
1	Ameer Abdullah (2015 2nd), Rob Gronkowski (2013 5th, 2014 4th, 2015 2nd)
2	Antonio Brown (2013 6th, 2014 4th, 2015 3rd), Todd Gurley (2015 3rd)
4	Lamar Miller (2014 6th, 2015 5th)
6	Jamie Collins (2015 7th)
9	Kelvin Benjamin (2014 11th, 2015 10th)
15	Donte Moncrief (2015 16th)
16	Carson Palmer (2015 17th)

bobby2times

code:

1 +1	AJ Green (2013 2nd, 2014-15 1st)
1	Melvin Gordon (2015 2nd)
2	Keenan Allen (2015 3rd)
3	Chris Ivory (2015 4th)
4	Luke Kuechly (2015 5th)
6	DeSean Jackson (2015 7th)
7	Jason Witten (2015 8th)
8	Russell Wilson (2014 10th, 2015 9th)
10	Muhammad Wilkerson (2015 11th)
13	CJ Mosley (2014 15th, 2015 14th)

jabro

code:

4	Emmanuel Sanders (2014 6th, 2015 5th)
5	Cam Newton (2014 7th, 2015 6th)
7	Tom Brady (2015 8th)
9	Golden Tate (2013 12th, 2014 11th, 2015 10th)
20	Telvin Smith (2015 21st)

Suave Fedora

code:

No 4th rounder (traded away)
No 6th rounder (traded away)
1+1	Randall Cobb (2014 2nd, 2015 1st) 
1	LeVeon Bell (2014 3rd, 2015 2nd), Latavius Murray (2015 2nd)
4	Drew Brees (2015 5th), Allen Robinson (2015 5th)
6	David Cobb (2015 7th), Brandin Cooks (2014 8th, 2015 7th)
8	Stevie Johnson (2015 9th)
12	Martellus Bennett (2013 15th, 2014 14th, 2015 13th)
17	Travis Kelce (2014 19th, 2015 18th)

Parmesan Basil

code:

1	LeSean McCoy (2015 2nd)
2	TJ Yeldon (2015 3rd)
3	Jarvis Landry (2015 4th)
4	Jeremy Maclin (2015 5th)
6	Reshad Jones (2015 7th), Sammy Watkins (2014 8th, 2015 7th)
8	Alec Ogletree (2014 10th, 2015 9th)
11	Justin Houston (2015 12th)
13	Tyrann Mathieu (2015 14th)
14	Kendall Wright (2015 15th)
15	Tyler Eifert (2015 16th), Carlos Dunlap (2014 17th, 2015 16th)
18	Richard Rodgers (2015 19th)

Chen Kenichi

code:

1 +1	Matt Forte (2013-15 1st)
2	Amari Cooper (2015 3rd)
3	Brandon Marshall [WR] (2015 4th)
4	Ben Roethlisberger (2015 5th)
9	Deandre Hopkins (2013 14th, 2014 12th, 2015 10th)
10	Brandon Marshall [LB] (2015 11th)
14	Jameis Winston (2015 15th)
15	Kevin White (2015 16th)
19	Darren McFadden (2015 20th)

Mikey Purp

code:

1 +1	Julio Jones (2014-15 1st), DeMarco Murray (2013 3rd, 2014 2nd, 2015 1st)
3	TY Hilton (2013 9th, 2014 7th, 2015 4th)
5	Shane Vereen (2015 6th)
6	Eric Weddle (2015 7th)
8	Brandon LaFell (2015 9th)
9	Danny Woodhead (2015 10th)
12	Antonio Gates (2015 13th)
14	Pierre Garcon (2015 15th)
15	Eli Manning (2015 16th)

dewey7788

code:

1 +1	Calvin Johnson (2013-15 1st), Dez Bryant (2013 2nd, 2014-15 1st), Aaron Rodgers (2013 2nd, 2014-15 1st)
4	Giovanni Bernard (2015 5th)
5	Paul Posluszny (2015 6th)
7	Duke Johnson (2015 8th)
8	Devonta Freeman (2015 9th)
9	Mark Ingram (2014 17th, 2015 10th)
10	Eric Decker (2015 11th)
12	Preston Brown (2015 13th)

darkspider42

code:

1 +1	Jamaal Charles (2013-15 1st), Jordy Nelson (2013 4th, 2014 2nd, 2015 1st), Julius Thomas (2014 2nd, 2015 1st)
2	Andrew Luck (2013 5th, 2014 4th, 2015 3rd)
3	Lavonte David (2013 8th, 2014 7th, 2015 4th)
4	Doug Martin (2015 5th)
5	Rashad Jennings (2015 6th)
8	Jordan Matthews (2014 13th, 2015 9th)
11	John Brown (2015 12th)
14	D'Qwell Jackson (2015 15th)
16	Alshon Jeffery (2013 19th, 2014 18th, 2015 17th)

Zypher fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Aug 14, 2016

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 04:37

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

How much time do you want? We normally allowed 24 hours per pick but I also gave a lot more heads up in the past that it was happening.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 16:43

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

I'll take Carlos Hyde, then. poke-man is on the clock with two picks

Supplemental Keepers

code:

updated below

Boywunda

code:

1 +1	Adrian Peterson

Zypher

code:

11	Carlos Hyde

Zypher fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Aug 8, 2016

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 17:14

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Philip Rivers. Boywunda is back on the clock with two picks.

As a reminder, you can bow out at any time so long as you have a legal keeper situation.

Supplemental Keepers

code:

Boywunda

code:

1 +1	Adrian Peterson

Zypher

code:

11	Carlos Hyde
16	Philip Rivers

Dandy Yo Poke-man

code:

7	Mike Evans
19	Derek Carr

Zypher fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Aug 11, 2016

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 21:12

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Tier A

This below from Mikey Purp would leave ONLY this upcoming Sunday unless we started exploring week days. Short notice, but does this Sunday NOT work for anyone? I can make it happen. If that doesn't work for anyone, totally fine. We'll figure it out.

Mikey Purp posted:

Sent my

Also, I hate to be that guy, but my whole family will be staying with me from August 26th through September 5th, so my drafting window during those dates is pretty much non-existent. On the bright side, I can make almost any time outside of those days, so hopefully it all works out. If I have to autodraft, so be it.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 21:21

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

I assume you mean 9:30 PM eastern

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 21:33

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

FWIW, weekdays I can probably only do Monday or Tuesday nights.

HiroProtagonist posted:

Sunday night works for me but I'm gonna have to do some crash research

Wrong tier

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 21:59

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Copy. This Sunday Tier A draft is officially dead -- I'll start exploring Mondays and Tuesdays

Green Gloves posted:

Is there a spot for the Tier B thats still open?

There is but there's a couple ahead of you on waiting list. Adding you just in case.

Parmesan Basil posted:

I'm also pretty good any time after seven on most days. Also, Zypher, do we have a keeper deadline? I'm mulling over my last few choices.

Once we set the draft date, I'll reverse engineer a deadline

Boywunda posted:

Greg Olsen (5-1 penalty = 4th) and Marcus Mariota(17).

Taking Jeremy Hill. Poke-man back on the clock

Supplemental Keepers

code:

Boywunda

code:

1 +1	Adrian Peterson
5	Greg Olsen
17	Marcus Mariota

Zypher

code:

7	Jeremy Hill
11	Carlos Hyde
16	Philip Rivers

Dandy Yo Poke-man

code:

7	Mike Evans
19	Derek Carr

Zypher fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Aug 11, 2016

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 05:22

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Taking Edelman. Boywunda on clean up duty.

Supplemental Keepers

code:

Boywunda

code:

1 +1	Adrian Peterson
5	Greg Olsen
17	Marcus Mariota

Zypher

code:

5	Julian Edelman
7	Jeremy Hill
11	Carlos Hyde
16	Philip Rivers

Dandy Yo Poke-man

code:

5	NaVorro Bowman
7	Mike Evans
19	Derek Carr

Zypher fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Aug 11, 2016

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 16:17

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

lol, I drafted Edelman minutes after he hurt his surgically repaired foot. Awesome start to the season.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 16:45

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

This is indeed a world where Watt is hitting waivers. Had to think about it long and hard, but I'm passing on him as well.

Taking Larry Fitzgerald and Eric Ebron, and officially shutting down this year's supplemental draft.

Boywunda

code:

1	Adrian Peterson (2013-15 1st)
4	Greg Olsen (2013 8th, 2014 7th, 2015 6th)
17	Marcus Mariota (2015 18th)
18	Rashad Johnson (2015 19th)

Zypher

code:

5	Julian Edelman (2014 8th, 2015 6th)
6	Larry Fitzgerald (2015 7th)
7	Jeremy Hill (2014 9th, 2015 8th)
11	Carlos Hyde (2014 13th, 2015 12th)
16	Philip Rivers (2013 19th, 2014 18th, 2015 17th)
17	Eric Ebron (2015 18th)

Dandy Yo Poke-man

code:

5	NaVorro Bowman (2015 6th)
7	Mike Evans (2014 9th, 2015 8th)
19	Derek Carr (2015 20th)

Zypher fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Aug 14, 2016

# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 00:27

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Missing $20 dues from: jabro, Suave Fedora, zeroordie, Anubis, Kazak_Hstan, baser instinct, ffoecaf, and Spiros

Tier B doodle has been whittled down significantly to options on three days (Sat Aug 27th, Sun Aug 28th, and Sun Sept 4th): http://doodle.com/poll/ppepznzvcwnb6hvb
Waiting from responses from Anubis, HiroProtagonist, Master Stur, Kazak_Hstan, ffoecaf, Spiros, & azhais

Tier A... not sure what to do. But here's my current thinking: let's try to see if we can find a Monday or Tuesday night that works best for everyone. Then figure out what's the absolute latest time you privileged, elitist east coasters will allow us to start our draft. I realistically probably can't draft until 8 PM pacific / 11 PM eastern, but I'm willing to try to draft from work on my phone / autodraft to accommodate an earlier draft time. Brand new Doodle link for Tier A: http://doodle.com/poll/swg7hdvybkqh35m4

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 03:09

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Tier A

We've narrowed down to Monday August 22nd and Tuesday August 23rd. Monday is the slight preference so far.

jabro?
bobby2times?
chen kenichi?
zeroordie?

Fingers crossed. Based on past responses, I'm assuming Suave Fedora, dewey7788, and Parmesan Basil are ok with at least one of these days.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 21:39

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Just waiting on bobby2times now. To his credit, he was the first to respond to the first go 'round

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 01:17

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Tier A draft: The night of Monday, August 22nd. Does a 10:00 PM eastern / 7:00 PM pacific start time not work for anyone? Lemme know and we'll adjust accordingly.

Keepers due this Friday, August 19th. Please try to get them to me as early as you can on the day Friday. The hope is to have our ESPN league & draft board ready Friday night because I'm traveling Saturday & Sunday.

About keepers. In my haste to catch up and get keeper values posted, I did it without reflecting on the 2014 & 2013 draft boards. So some keeper values (ie: if you kept two 1st rounders) got misattributed. I've double checked the work below, so everything should now be golden. And to avoid making that mistake again, I'll be keeping better track of what rounds players got drafted in past years going forward. You'll see it all listed below.

zeroordie

code:

1 +1	Odell Beckham Jr (2015 1st)
1	Ameer Abdullah (2015 2nd), Rob Gronkowski (2013 5th, 2014 4th, 2015 2nd)
2	Antonio Brown (2013 6th, 2014 4th, 2015 3rd), Todd Gurley (2015 3rd)
4	Lamar Miller (2014 6th, 2015 5th)
6	Jamie Collins (2015 7th)
9	Kelvin Benjamin (2014 11th, 2015 10th)
15	Donte Moncrief (2015 16th)
16	Carson Palmer (2015 17th)

bobby2times

code:

1 +1	AJ Green (2013 2nd, 2014-15 1st)
1	Melvin Gordon (2015 2nd)
2	Keenan Allen (2015 3rd)
3	Chris Ivory (2015 4th)
4	Luke Kuechly (2015 5th)
6	DeSean Jackson (2015 7th)
7	Jason Witten (2015 8th)
8	Russell Wilson (2014 10th, 2015 9th)
10	Muhammad Wilkerson (2015 11th)
13	CJ Mosley (2014 15th, 2015 14th)

jabro

code:

4	Emmanuel Sanders (2014 6th, 2015 5th)
5	Cam Newton (2014 7th, 2015 6th)
7	Tom Brady (2015 8th)
9	Golden Tate (2013 12th, 2014 11th, 2015 10th)
20	Telvin Smith (2015 21st)

Suave Fedora

code:

No 4th rounder (traded away)
No 6th rounder (traded away)
1+1	Randall Cobb (2014 2nd, 2015 1st) 
1	LeVeon Bell (2014 3rd, 2015 2nd), Latavius Murray (2015 2nd)
4	Drew Brees (2015 5th), Allen Robinson (2015 5th)
6	David Cobb (2015 7th), Brandin Cooks (2014 8th, 2015 7th)
8	Stevie Johnson (2015 9th)
12	Martellus Bennett (2013 15th, 2014 14th, 2015 13th)
17	Travis Kelce (2014 19th, 2015 18th)

Parmesan Basil

code:

1	LeSean McCoy (2015 2nd)
2	TJ Yeldon (2015 3rd)
3	Jarvis Landry (2015 4th)
4	Jeremy Maclin (2015 5th)
6	Reshad Jones (2015 7th), Sammy Watkins (2014 8th, 2015 7th)
8	Alec Ogletree (2014 10th, 2015 9th)
11	Justin Houston (2015 12th)
13	Tyrann Mathieu (2015 14th)
14	Kendall Wright (2015 15th)
15	Tyler Eifert (2015 16th), Carlos Dunlap (2014 17th, 2015 16th)
18	Richard Rodgers (2015 19th)

Chen Kenichi

code:

1 +1	Matt Forte (2013-15 1st)
2	Amari Cooper (2015 3rd)
3	Brandon Marshall [WR] (2015 4th)
4	Ben Roethlisberger (2015 5th)
9	Deandre Hopkins (2013 14th, 2014 12th, 2015 10th)
10	Brandon Marshall [LB] (2015 11th)
14	Jameis Winston (2015 15th)
15	Kevin White (2015 16th)
19	Darren McFadden (2015 20th)

Mikey Purp

code:

1 +1	Julio Jones (2014-15 1st), DeMarco Murray (2013 3rd, 2014 2nd, 2015 1st)
3	TY Hilton (2013 9th, 2014 7th, 2015 4th)
5	Shane Vereen (2015 6th)
6	Eric Weddle (2015 7th)
8	Brandon LaFell (2015 9th)
9	Danny Woodhead (2015 10th)
12	Antonio Gates (2015 13th)
14	Pierre Garcon (2015 15th)
15	Eli Manning (2015 16th)

dewey7788

code:

1 +1	Calvin Johnson (2013-15 1st), Dez Bryant (2013 2nd, 2014-15 1st), Aaron Rodgers (2013 2nd, 2014-15 1st)
4	Giovanni Bernard (2015 5th)
5	Paul Posluszny (2015 6th)
7	Duke Johnson (2015 8th)
8	Devonta Freeman (2015 9th)
9	Mark Ingram (2014 17th, 2015 10th)
10	Eric Decker (2015 11th)
12	Preston Brown (2015 13th)

darkspider42

code:

1 +1	Jamaal Charles (2013-15 1st), Jordy Nelson (2013 4th, 2014 2nd, 2015 1st), Julius Thomas (2014 2nd, 2015 1st)
2	Andrew Luck (2013 5th, 2014 4th, 2015 3rd)
3	Lavonte David (2013 8th, 2014 7th, 2015 4th)
4	Doug Martin (2015 5th)
5	Rashad Jennings (2015 6th)
8	Jordan Matthews (2014 13th, 2015 9th)
11	John Brown (2015 12th)
14	D'Qwell Jackson (2015 15th)
16	Alshon Jeffery (2013 19th, 2014 18th, 2015 17th)

Boywunda

code:

1	Adrian Peterson (2013-15 1st)
4	Greg Olsen (2013 8th, 2014 7th, 2015 6th)
17	Marcus Mariota (2015 18th)
18	Rashad Johnson (2015 19th)

Zypher

code:

5	Julian Edelman (2014 8th, 2015 6th)
6	Larry Fitzgerald (2015 7th)
7	Jeremy Hill (2014 9th, 2015 8th)
11	Carlos Hyde (2014 13th, 2015 12th)
16	Philip Rivers (2013 19th, 2014 18th, 2015 17th)
17	Eric Ebron (2015 18th)

Dandy Yo Poke-man

code:

5	NaVorro Bowman (2015 6th)
7	Mike Evans (2014 9th, 2015 8th)
19	Derek Carr (2015 20th)

Luckily no one has chosen their keepers yet, so I feel less terrible than I might have. But if anyone has an issues I'll do my best to buy you a beer.

Tier B, hoping to lock in your draft date in the next couple days, too. Miss you guys. Don't let the awful, nasty things Tier A chucklefucks say about you get to your heads.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 21:00

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Sweet. For your reference, that'll put you at:

Parmesan Basil

code:

1	LeSean McCoy (2015 2nd)
2	TJ Yeldon (2015 3rd)
3	Jarvis Landry (2015 4th)
5	Sammy Watkins (2014 8th, 2015 7th)
6	Reshad Jones (2015 7th)*
8	Alec Ogletree (2014 10th, 2015 9th)
11	Justin Houston (2015 12th)
13	Tyrann Mathieu (2015 14th)
14	Carlos Dunlap (2014 17th, 2015 16th)**
15	Tyler Eifert (2015 16th)
18	Richard Rodgers (2015 19th)

*Your choice of Reshad or Sammy in 5th round
**Your choice of Dunlap or Eifert in 14th round

Zypher fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Aug 14, 2016

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 23:13

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Dewey, that'd put you at:

1. Dez
2. A. A. Ron.
4. Duke Johnson
8. Devonta Freeman
9. Mark Ingram
10. Eric Decker

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 00:23

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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bobby2times posted:

Keeping:

code:

1. AJ Green
2. Keenan Allen
7. Russel Wilson
13. CJ Mosley

Suave Fedora posted:

These are my tentative keepers. Do your voodoo math:

No 4th rounder (traded away)
No 6th rounder (traded away)
code:
1	LeVeon Bell (2014 3rd, 2015 2nd)
2	Latavius Murray (2015 2nd)
3	Allen Robinson (2015 5th)
5	Brandin Cooks (2014 8th, 2015 7th)
12	Martellus Bennett (2013 15th, 2014 14th, 2015 13th)
17	Travis Kelce (2014 19th, 2015 18th)

Mikey Purp posted:

Ok here are my tentative keepers, hopefully I did this right:
code:
1	Julio Jones (2014-15 1st) 
2	TY Hilton (2013 9th, 2014 7th, 2015 4th)
9	Danny Woodhead (2015 10th)
15	Eli Manning (2015 16th)

darkspider42 posted:

Assuming I'm doing this right

code:

1 	Jamaal Charles (2013-15 1st)
2 	Jordy Nelson (2013 4th, 2014 2nd, 2015 1st)
3	Andrew Luck (2013 5th, 2014 4th, 2015 3rd)
4	Lavonte David (2013 8th, 2014 7th, 2015 4th)
5	Doug Martin (2015 5th)
6	Jordan Matthews (2014 13th, 2015 9th)
7	John Brown (2015 12th)
16	Alshon Jeffery (2013 19th, 2014 18th, 2015 17th)

These all check out

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 05:48

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Tier A draft invite link:
https://clickydraft.com/draftapp/join?key=93eb829fbfef44ae9d7dde807ae6af96

That should help with planning

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 19:55

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Ask Anubis how fantasy dream teams work out :colbert:

have mercy on us

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 04:37

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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I owe Tier B some draft stuff, I'll try to find some time later tonight to zero in on the draft date.

As for Tier A, the keeper deadline has passed. Everyone's responded so I'm gonna lock in what I've seen.

Spiros posted:

Unfortunately I have to step out this season. I need to scale back how many teams I'm running (5 is a lot!) but it's been fun, fellas

Thank you for your service.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 21:32

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Everyone in Tier A is paid up :woop:

I entered the ESPN keepers, tided up the Clickydraft board, and...

:siren:

made the first pick! :siren:

https://clickydraft.com/draftapp/board/46626

Draft doesn't start until 7 PM pacific tomorrow but idgf. David Johnson is off the board. Obama Yo Pokemon, you are officially on the clock. 22 hours 1 minute 59 seconds and counting.

e: invite link is https://clickydraft.com/draftapp/jo...d7dde807ae6af96 I think OYP and darkspider are the only two that haven't logged in and claimed their team yet

Zypher fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Aug 22, 2016

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 04:59

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Tier B.

Khazak is the only jerk that hasn't paid up yet. None of the weekend dates worked out for everyone (either ffoecaf would be autodrafting on the 28th or Master Stur on the 4th). So I'm gonna send out a new Doodle to scope out weekday availabilities. Thinking roughly the same time as Tier A (10 PM eastern / 7 PM pacific)

Here's the new (and hopefully final) Tier B Doodle: http://doodle.com/poll/434u2bbwzcu7ry5r

If we can't find a weekday that works for everyone, we'll default to the 4th (sorry, MS) since it's at least closer to the start of the season.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 05:18

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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https://clickydraft.com/draftapp/join?key=93eb829fbfef44ae9d7dde807ae6af96

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 14:04

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Working later tonight than expected. I'll still be able to draft from my phone but I'm hoping someone can volunteer to help shepherd draft if necessary. Preferably someone already familiar with Clicky. TIA

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 21:21

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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3 hours and 4 minutes left on the clock

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 23:58

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Almost time to draft!

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 02:57

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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timer has started on jabro... two minutes until he gets zeke

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 03:14

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Tier A draft results are in!

Tier B -- half the league has answered the new Doodle (gj guys) but there's only one day that works for all five: Wednesday Aug. 31st
http://doodle.com/poll/434u2bbwzcu7ry5r
basically need to find out from the rest of you if you can make that Wednesday work. If not, we will default to the draft on Sunday the 4th.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 06:17

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Sweet. Now waiting to see if Baser and TubeStank can do it on Wed Aug 31st. If so, we'll lock in that day.

Also reached out to Kazak via PM, but I'm not holding my breath as we haven't heard from him in a while and he's the only one that hasn't paid up. Also saw him come up as inactive in another goon league looking for a replacement for him. Hope he's not lost at sea.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 01:18

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Oh and just in case Tier A didn't get the email, draft picks were entered last night and I believe waivers process tonight

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 01:32

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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No, not tomorrow. It'll either be Sunday or Wednesday the 7th. Trying to work out with people negatively affected by those days

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 20:00

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Tier B draft :siren:

Draft will be Sunday, Sep 4th at 9:00 PM eastern / 6:00 PM pacific

Smoothed out all known issues with Sunday -- hoping that it still works for everyone else that Doodled.

Now that we've finally locked down a time with the returning members, I need to find three replacements for our departing comrades that are available to draft at that time. Starting with our waiting list peeps.

2016 Waiting List

quote:

Michael Corleone
Professor Moriarty
Lock
Its Miller Time
Green Gloves

These guys get first dibs. PMing and such

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 23:43

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Great. Prof and Lock are in. Welcome, gents! Please PayPal $20 to zypher at gmail. And lock please send over your email for ESPN invite

3rd spot still up for grabs. I'll give Michael the rest of the day since I PM'd him, and then move on

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 07:59

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Michael Corleone is out. Giving Its Miller Time and Green Gloves a chance, and if not we'll welcome Ches Neckbeard into our sweaty arms

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 18:58

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Yeah yeah yeah. I'll send invites out tonight

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 02:34

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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You did

but I also owe Prof & Lock their invites

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 02:45

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:00

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Master Stur posted:

odds are I'll be extremely drunk by then

Excellent!

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 03:19

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