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Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
Prof & Lock & 3 dong should now have their invites.

Its Miller Time & Green Gloves have had their chance at first priority. Ches Neckbeard -- if you want in, you're in. Otherwise, later today I'm going to open the last slot up to anyone.

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Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

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Mythical National
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Ches Neckbeard is in. I'm shifting all the returning members up in the draft, and randomizing the last three slots:

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

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Your 2006
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That was just for the order of the last three picks

Tier B draft order
code:
1. Anubis
2. old dog child/3 dong horse
3. von metternich
4. HiroProtagonist
5. Master Stur
6. baser instinct
7. ffoecaf
8. TubeStank
9. azhais
10. Ches Neckbeard
11. Lock
12. Professor Moriarty

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
Still need $20 from Ches Neckbeard

zypher at gmail for the paypals

:siren: Tier B draft tonight :siren:

Good luck. I, too, will be drunk.

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
Week 1 high scores - Suave Fedora & TubeStank

Still no update on the big board. I know everyone's dying to see it

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
gently caress you and your Eric Deckers

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
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Week 3 update:

:10bux: - Suave Fedora, TubeStank
:10bux: / 2 - Lock, Dandy Pokemon

Zypher fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Oct 11, 2016

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
Watt?!??

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
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lololol

I was losing when I checked last night, so hooray overnight scoring changes :woop:

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
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8 of those points, I believe, are from stuffs. Which is appropriate since your butt just got stuffed.

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
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Quick Week 4 update before Week 5 ends:

:10bux: - Suave Fedora, TubeStank
:10bux: / 2 - Lock, Dandy Pokemon, Mikey Purp, Ches Neckbeard

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
Week 5 update:

:10bux: - Suave Fedora, TubeStank
:10bux: / 2 - Lock, Dandy Pokemon, Mikey Purp, Ches Neckbeard, Boywunda, Master Stur

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
This past weeks $5 winners were zeroordie and von metternich

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
Tier A has a five way tie for first place at 5-3. With three teams at 4-4, three 3-5, and one 2-5, this is the most mid-season uncertainty I can remember.

Any team can still make the playoffs, and any team can still be relegated.

Things are a little different in Tier B where von metternich and TubeStank are leading the pack at 6-2. Von M starting to look like the SF giants with even and odd years

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
I've been p bad about responding to trade offers last couple of weeks. To whomever wanted Ebron, happy to trade him but I didn't like what you were selling.

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
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Confirm

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
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But good enough to keep you out of the relegation playoff!

The four Tier A teams fighting to the death this season are: Chen Kenichi, Parmesan Basil, Boywunda, and, of course, jabro. This will be jabro's third straight appearance in the relegation playoff.

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
In Tier A, both lower seeds lost (me and bobby2times). Our semi matchups are Suave vs Mikey & dewey vs pokemans.

jabro & Parmesan fight to the death this weekend. Kenichi & Boywunda have already been blasted off into the irrelevance of Tier B.

Speaking of Tier B, Anubis upset his way into the semis. He'll face TubeStank, and Lock & von metternich are the other semi matchup. Three of these four teams will get the golden ticket into Tier A next season!

btw because I've been lazy, here's where our weekly payouts stand:

:10bux: * 1.5 - Suave Fedora, TubeStank
:10bux: - bobby2times, Master Stur, Boywunda, Dandy Pokemon, von Metternich, Mikey Purp
:10bux: / 2 - Lock, Ches Neckbeard, zeroordie, Anubis, HiroProtagonist, dewey7788

Nobody made their 20 bucks back in the regular season -- I think this is a first.

Zypher fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Dec 15, 2016

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
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humbug

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
Congratulations to dewey7788, our GoonTier 2016 champion!

And shoutout to Anubis, von Metternich, and TubeStank. Your dedication, hard work, and commitment to self-improvement has elevated you above your peers and into the pearly gates of Tier A. You should already be feeling the higher levels of testosterone flowing through your veins.

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
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Spoils available in supplemental draft due to embarrassing efforts of Boywunda, Chen Kenichi, and Parmesan Basil:

code:
1+1	Latavius Murray, Adrian Peterson, Amari Cooper, Eddie Lacy
1	Jeremy Maclin, TJ Yeldon
2	Allen Robinson, Brandon Marshall, Jarvis Landry
3	Drew Brees, Doug Baldwin, Jeremy Langford
4	Melvin Gordon, Sammy Watkins
5	Reshad Jones
6	Sterling Shepard, Paul Posluszny, Jordan Hicks
7	Donte Moncrief, Tavon Austin, Ryan Shazier, Alec Ogletree
8	Deone Bucannon, DeAndre Hopkins, Blake Bortles
9	Jay Ajayi, Stefon Diggs
12	Will Fuller
13	Travis Benjamin, Jameis Winston, Carlos Dunlap
14	Kevin White, Tyler Eifert
15	Kenny Vaccaro
16	Marcus Mariota
17	Paul Perkins
19	Carson Wentz

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
Next season we'll have been doing this for half a decade. Only three teams have managed to stay in Tier A this entire time: our early overlord Darkspider42, the relegation assassin jabro, and the inoffensive Mikey Purp.

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
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Go hog wild

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
Most payments have been sent to the same e-mail that PayPal-ed me those long five months ago. Two of you received PMs with questions -- let me know where to send your cash moneyyyyy

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Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

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Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
Keeper menus for returning Jerkers:

dewey7788
code:
1+1	Aaron Rodgers (2013 2nd, 2014-2016 1st), Dez Bryant (2013 2nd, 2014-2016 1st)
1	TY Hilton (2013 9th, 2014 7th, 2015 4th, 2016 2nd)
5	Khalil Mack (2016 6th)
6	Sean Lee (2016 7th)
7 	Devonta Freeman (2015 9th, 2016 8th)
8	Mark Ingram (2014 17th, 2015 10th, 2016 9th)
9	Eric Decker (2015 11th, 2016 10th)
17	Devontae Booker (2016 18th)
Mikey Purp
code:
1+1	LeSean McCoy (2015 2nd, 2016 1st), Julio Jones (2014-16 1st)
5	Emmanuel Sanders (2016 6th)
6	Delanie Walker (2016 7th)
9	Lawrence Timmons (2016 10th)
11	Morgan Burnett (2016 12th)
16	Jerick McKinnon (2016 17th)
19	Matthew Stafford (2016 20th)
Suave Fedora
code:
1+1	LeVeon Bell (2014 3rd, 2015 2nd, 2016 1st)
3	Greg Olsen (2015 6th, 2016 4th)
4	Brandin Cooks (2014 8th, 2015 7th, 2016 5th)
7	Isaiah Crowell (2016 8th)
8	Michael Crabtree (2016 9th)
9	Ben Roethlisberger (2016 10th)
11	Martellus Bennett (2013 15th, 2014 14th, 2015 13th, 2016 12th)
12	Kiko Alonso (2016 13th)
15	Preston Brown (2016 16th)
16	Travis Kelce (2014 19th, 2015 18th, 2016 17th)
19	Cameron Jordan (2016 20th)
Dandy Pokeman
code:
1	Demaryius Thomas (2016 2nd)
2	DeMarco Murray (2016 3rd)
3	Frank Gore (2016 4th)
6	Mike Evans (2015 8th, 2016 7th)
8	Derrick Henry (2016 9th)
9	Landon Collins (2016 10th)
17	Jason Witten (2016 18th)
18	Derek Carr (2015 20th, 2016 19th)
bobby2times
code:
1+1	Randall Cobb (2014 2nd, 2015-16 1st), AJ Green (2013 2nd, 2014-16 1st) 
1	Keenan Allen (2015 3rd, 2016 2nd)
2	Matt Forte (2016 3rd)
3	Jonathan Stewart (2016 4th)
5	Allen Turns (2016 6th)
6	Russell Wilson (2014 10th, 2015 9th, 2016 7th)
7	Aaron Donald (2016 8th)
8	Harrison Smith (2016 9th)
10	Kwon Alexander (2016 11th)
11	LeGarrette Blount (2016 12th)
12	CJ Mosley (2014 15th, 2015 14th, 2016 13th)
Zypher
code:
1+1	Jordy Nelson (2013 4th, 2014 2nd, 2015-16 1st)
1	Thomas Rawls (2016 2nd)
3	Marvin Jones (2016 4th)
5	Larry Fitzgerald (2015 7th, 2016 6th)
6	Jeremy Hill (2015 8th, 2016 7th)
7	Danny Trevathan (2016 8th)
8	Bobby Wagner (2016 9th)
10	Carlos Hyde (2015 12th, 2016 11th)
13	Chris Ivory (2016 14th)
14	Spencer Ware (2016 15th)
15	Philip Rivers (2015 17th, 2016 16th)
16	Eric Ebron (2015 18th, 2016 17th)
darkspider42
code:
1+1	David Johnson (2016 1st)
1	Andrew Luck (2013 5th, 2014 4th, 2015 3rd, 2016 2nd
2	Lavonte David (2013 8th, 2014 7th, 2015 4th, 2016 3rd)
3	Doug Martin (2015 5th, 2016 4th)
4	Julian Edelman (2015 6th, 2016 5th)
5	Jordan Matthews (2015 6th, 2016 6th)
6	John Brown (2015 12th, 2016 7th)
7	Rashad Jennings (2016 8th)
10	Tevin Coleman (2016 11th)
15	Alshon Jeffery (2013 19th, 2014 18th, 2015 17th, 2016 16th)
16	Antoine Bethea (2016 17th)
17	Jordan Howard (2016 18th)
zeroordie
code:
1+1	Odell Beckham Jr (2015-16 1st), Rob Gronkowski (2013 5th, 2014 4th, 2015 2nd, 2016 1st)
1	Todd Gurley (2015 3rd, 2016 2nd), Antonio Brown (2013 6th, 2014 4th, 2015 3rd, 2016 2nd)
3	Lamar Miller (2014 6th, 2015 5th, 2016 4th)
5	Kelvin Benjamin (2014 11th, 2015 10th, 2016 6th)
9	Corey Graham (2016 10th)
10	Tom Brady (2016 11th)
11	Christine Michael (2016 12th)
13	Willie Snead (2016 14th)
jabro
code:
1+1	Ezekiel Elliott (2016 1st)
1	CJ Anderson (2016 2nd)
2	Jordan Reed (2016 3rd)
3	Ryan Mathews (2016 4th)
4	Cam Newton (2014 7th, 2015 6th, 2016 5th)
5	DeVante Parker (2016 6th)
7	DeSean Jackson (2016 8th)
11	Dion Lewis (2016 12th)
12	Tajae Sharpe (2016 13th)
19	Telvin Smith (2015 21st, 2016 20th)

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