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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

no biggie

i have a security blanket like linus

it relieves stress

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
neat, thanks for letting me know. just pm me next time fam

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i have something you can suck on that's about th3 size of a thump op

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sometimes when the gf is railing me real hard with the strap on I like to just mash my face into the bed and suck my thumb feels good OP

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

u wan thumb suk?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


kecske posted:

u wan thumb suk?

goldmine

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Whose thumbs do you suck

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
They can fix that poo poo by sticking spikes in your mouth.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


Moridin920 posted:

sometimes when the gf is railing me real hard with the strap on I like to just mash my face into the bed and suck my thumb feels good OP

this does not surprise me one bit

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

this does not surprise me one bit

it kinda surprised me like why would that feel good but for whatever reason it does ymmv

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
And the worst overbite award goes to Tuxedo Gin

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

good grief

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im ok if anyone needs me

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I suck dicks. Same thing right?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

jeff smisek posted:

I suck dicks. Same thing right?

SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE HERE YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


:(

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
do you swallow though?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I bite my nails and pick my nose

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I think you're special

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Give that thumb back

It's not yours

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I bite my nails and pick my nose

i do these too

i also eat my boogers

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I'm gonna kill you Ray Romano

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Hector Beerlioz posted:

I think you're special

:)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i do these too

i also eat my boogers

Eating boogers is gross don't do that

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
i am an adult bum fucker

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I still have my favorite childhood stuffed animal, so does my girlfriend. They are best friends now.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

mdm posted:

i am an adult bum fucker

Gross!

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

OctoberBlues posted:

I still have my favorite childhood stuffed animal, so does my girlfriend. They are best friends now.

Stuffed animal names and pics please.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
put a butt on my butt

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Beefeater posted:

Stuffed animal names and pics please.

I'm not sure I want to doxx my little animal friends, they don't deserve that. But mine is a dinosaur and hers is a penguin. :)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Beefeater posted:

Stuffed animal names and pics please.

I had a cat called No Finer Cat

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Pathetic.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

OctoberBlues posted:

I still have my favorite childhood stuffed animal, so does my girlfriend. They are best friends now.

they probably actually hate each other like when two best friends have kids and think that their kids are best friends but they are actually traumatized by one another

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Eating boogers is gross don't do that

its a good immune system booster

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Tuxedo Gin posted:

they probably actually hate each other like when two best friends have kids and think that their kids are best friends but they are actually traumatized by one another

Well I think the penguin annoys the dino a little bit, but he's a chill dino and I think they probably play off of each other nicely.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i have a security blanket like linus

it relieves stress

How do you get the cum out of it, by licking it or by sucking it?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Suck this!


*flips you off while walking away*

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Xaintrailles posted:

How do you get the cum out of it, by licking it or by sucking it?

i'm very careful not to soil it in any way

it's pretty traumatizing if i get chocolate or something on it because then i have to wash it and it loses the comforting scent that has been carefully aged for years

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I am an adult dump trucker and I am terrified self driving autos will take my jerb

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
stress can be bad so ya gotta do whatever works to chill

suck on friend suck on

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