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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
There are so many options!!!

Cum on the knob


frozen cum


cum drop soup


creamed cum


For me personally it is actually frozen cum. My grandfather always made it for hot sweaty summer days and it was perfect for cooling off! I am from san francisco though, so some nice sweet cum boiled up and eaten off the knob is always good too!

What about you?!?!

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
God drat I want some creamed corn now.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Pre

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Kumquat

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake
When it's really minty

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
cum dog.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Baby cum like you get in Chinese food

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
extra chunky

A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster
yellow streaks tastes best

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Milk ropes

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Cum trolley

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
0? 90? WHO KNOWS

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
CuCUMbers

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
I like cumdrops

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Took him 16 years but our lord and savior finally made a good thread. That'll do.

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

Kuato posted:

Took him 16 years but our lord and savior finally made a good thread. That'll do.

Jesus Christ! :eyepop:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hmmmm

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
The kind of cum I blast inside a willing woman.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sperm bank bukkake! :science:

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
jizz

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
girl cum from a vag

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
CumCageTeal'c.jpg

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
alien cum

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

:wtc:

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

that quat's got one teste just like hitler

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

santorum: the frothy cinnamon-colored mix of poop, lube, and cum resulting from anal sex

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Squid cum

(cumlamari)

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



The rope I leave on your mom's face OP.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Hot, bubblin' cum - straight from the tap

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I'm not sure what those ants are eating but it may be NSFW

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

You have a sick mind, it's just water mixed with baking soda and sugar. :confused:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

OctoberBlues posted:

You have a sick mind, it's just water mixed with baking soda and sugar. :confused:

well then reported for posting off topic in the cum thread

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Cubone posted:

well then reported for posting off topic in the cum thread

I can respect that

A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster

Cubone posted:

well then reported for posting off topic in the cum thread

harsh, harsh but fair

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
lol my cat does this all the time

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I like the kimd that shoots out really far and feels like its taking your mind and soul with it. Thanx for reading.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

deposited safely into a tissue and flushed.

perfection, every time.

satisfaction, delivered.

that's the Darth_Pizza Promise!

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

These things are pretty wild. They're like tiny oranges!

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A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster
Serious question. Who here doesn't actually just eat their cum real quick. Like no one believes you actually keep tissues by the bed.

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