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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Cowboy hat - only rednecks wear cowboy hats
Girl wearing baseball hat - makes them look stupid
Truckers hat - douchebros wear these

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

High profile baseball caps

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
fez
top hat
whatever that bullshit sherlock holms wears is called




Good hats:
those lil caps wit hthe propeller on top!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i think any hat type can be good depending on the situation but im a pretty open minded guy

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
jock hats

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Any hat where your hair style depends on wearing that hat

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Nooner posted:

Good hats:
those lil caps wit hthe propeller on top!

god drat that's good hat

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
hmmm i dunno i'll have to put on my thinking cap

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
waffle hat

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ironic glam trucker hats

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


The chunky crocheted rasta hats that dumb white stoner kids wear and they are always dingy and disgusting because they wear them all year so they never have to wash their hair or are covering up lovely white boy dreads

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

the type that is filled with poo

that's not where poo belongs

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



OctoberBlues posted:

High profile baseball caps



It's white easy e

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Dick hats that keep me from raw dogging :grin:

God Damn Dam God
Dec 24, 2004

I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
Grimey Drawer
Bad hat: Hats with swag. Swag is for boys

Good hat: Fedora. Class is for men

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Nice hat. Do you have two of them?

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Good hat types: ten gallon hats, furry russian hat with earflaps, toupee

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

the type of hat that has a pair of beers strapped to the side and straws coming out to constantly drink

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

Dick hats that keep me from raw dogging :grin:

What's his name?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

satanic splash-back posted:

the type of hat that has a pair of beers strapped to the side and straws coming out to constantly drink

This is the thread for worst hats.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Full Metal Jackass posted:

This is the thread for worst hats.

i misread the title apparently

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

OctoberBlues posted:

What's his name?

Evan

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
-Hats that look like a robot vomited skittles on them
-Hats with a really, really long brim
-Hats with a food gimmick(beer, nachos, etc)

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Gaunab posted:

waffle hat

Belgian waffle hats

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
That felt hat with the sawtooth brim that goes all the way around

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
helmets

they're for losers

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I wear my rear end hat to school

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
it's a bad hat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjG7NEtjma0

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Given that people dress like slobs only baseball hats are appropriate, in America at least. I disagree I think girls look fine with them.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Anything mossy oak

I still wear them ironically though

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
Jugheads hat is p good

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
the lack of pictures here is disgusting

Caeks
Dec 27, 2009

Worst: Beanies during the summer.

Best: Beanies during the Winter.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Fedoras are a great hat type to wear. You can dress them down with a t-shirt and jeans or go full on classy guy with a suit and tie.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
all hats

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Ive always felt bowlers look really stupid. Seconding top hats, gently caress them. Finally, though I can respect a beret worn as a symbol of valor, generally they are loving stupid. At least those other two kinds of hates I mentioned do hat duty. You know, keeping sun and rain out od your face and so on. A beret does not.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
lol if you dont have an umbrella or parasol

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Those big fruit hats with real grapes and bananas on top are pretty cool.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Girl wearing baseball hat - makes them look stupid
For me I think it's the direction of the baseball cap—if it's forward, it's good. If it's backwards, it's good.

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