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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Yep right in this Hardee's parking lot, decided to just roll with the punches and live here.

This is the hill I will die on (sans the curly fries)

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

p sure it wont be too long till you expire

i mean have you had their breakfast?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
call a locksmith. Ask for quote over the phone. Don't accept this "starting price" bullshit. If they won't give it to you then hang up and call another place. Also don't pay more than $100.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

The solution is in your username op

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lmbo what type of dip poo poo goes to CARLS JUNIOR and gets curly fries instead of crisscut hahahaha loving noob you deserve to be locked out

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
AAA

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Can I have your car when you die? I'm cool with the whole "keys locked in it" thing.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

hth posted:

p sure it wont be too long till you expire

i mean have you had their breakfast?

Got chicken tendies and fries (were p good)


Good news: unlimited soda

Volume posted:

call a locksmith. Ask for quote over the phone. Don't accept this "starting price" bullshit. If they won't give it to you then hang up and call another place. Also don't pay more than $100.

I'm eating at Hardee's friend does it sound like I have any spare money?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

various cheeses posted:

The solution is in your username op

Hm. Hmmmmm.

Nooner posted:

lmbo what type of dip poo poo goes to CARLS JUNIOR and gets curly fries instead of crisscut hahahaha loving noob you deserve to be locked out

It's Hardee's nooner and they don't have curly fries anymore you stupid butt

Beefeater posted:

Can I have your car when you die? I'm cool with the whole "keys locked in it" thing.

I'll write my will on some napkins, just gotta get more ketchup packets

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

youre like bear grills only its hardees so youre more like varmint microwave

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I did this twice in a week so don't feel too bad.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

hth posted:

youre like bear grills only its hardees so youre more like varmint microwave

I just bought fireworks too is this how God punishes me?





I might have to call an uber to go back to my house to get my spare key

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a dog from hell posted:

I did this twice in a week so don't feel too bad.

You shouldn't eat Hardee's that much friend

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Smash it Smash hit posted:

You shouldn't eat Hardee's that much friend

Yeah you alternate Hadree's/Carl's Jr and Five Guys. That's basic.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Smash it Smash hit posted:

You shouldn't eat Hardee's that much friend

I'll do whatever the hell I want, guy!

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Smash it Smash hit posted:


I'll write my will on some napkins, just gotta get more ketchup packets

Thanks dude. What kind of car is it? It's gonna be tough to narrow down which Hardee's to go to, let alone which car to break into to claim my inheritance.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a dog from hell posted:

I'll do whatever the hell I want, guy!

Just trying to help you out, Hardee's has lead me to my fate don't want it to claim another

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Beefeater posted:

Thanks dude. What kind of car is it? It's gonna be tough to narrow down which Hardee's to go to, let alone which car to break into to claim my inheritance.

It's a silver Corolla. I'll leave scrawl your username on my abdomens with stale apple turnovers before I die

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
The one time I locked my keys in I called the police and they actually had this neat air bladder thing they used to pop the window out of its frame and snake a stick in to pop the lock

it was free and I learned a valuable lesson that the cops can break into your car anywhere anytime

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Lol I'm not riding in your Honda odyssey "Mike" nopppppee

Not that desperate.






Yet.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

The one time I locked my keys in I called the police and they actually had this neat air bladder thing they used to pop the window out of its frame and snake a stick in to pop the lock

it was free and I learned a valuable lesson that the cops can break into your car anywhere anytime

Holy poo poo good call.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

The one time I locked my keys in I called the police and they actually had this neat air bladder thing they used to pop the window out of its frame and snake a stick in to pop the lock

it was free and I learned a valuable lesson that the cops can break into your car anywhere anytime

A cop stopped by to get food earlier shoulda asked him but I was too busy snacking on tendies ( also think it was before I was aware my keys were mia)

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Lol I'm not riding in your Honda odyssey "Mike" nopppppee

Not that desperate.






Yet.

Hey man you can sleep in those things. Hell, you and Mike both.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
that was a more innocent time though and a small town so ymmv

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a dog from hell posted:

Hey man you can sleep in those things. Hell, you and Mike both.

I can sleep in plenty of things friend



A Hardee's dumpster for instance

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

walk on home, boy

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

This is developing better than gang bang thread

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I can sleep in plenty of things friend



A Hardee's dumpster for instance

In high school I got a bj from a girl that was known for loving the local weed dealer in a dumpster. She was "rich" and her dad gave her a several hundred dollar allowance. She wanted to gently caress but i would only accept the bj.

I don't think I can take much more GBS posting.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

symbolic posted:

walk on home, boy

Lol I would rather die in a thousand Hardee's dumpsters

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

Beefeater posted:

Can I have your car when you die? I'm cool with the whole "keys locked in it" thing.

Yeah I'm pretty sure just about anyone else can figure out how to break the window and hotwire whatever shitbox op drives.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Also I have an image to upkeep walking around like some pedestrian would be bad for business

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

bleep.bloop posted:

Yeah I'm pretty sure just about anyone else can figure out how to break the window and hotwire whatever shitbox op drives.

Check out gone in sixty seconds over here, guys


Cool guy

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Check out gone in sixty seconds over here, guys


Cool guy

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a mod should post that they locked their keys in the thread and then lock the thread
also there should be a clip-art of keys

man i would be a good mod
one of the greats

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

gary oldmans diary posted:

a mod should post that they locked their keys in the thread and then lock the thread
also there should be a clip-art of keys

man i would be a good mod
one of the greats

This is a pretty good idea boy would my face be red!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Caught in limbo friends. A bud said he could get me when he gets off (soon) and grab my extra key on the way

Or I could spend about 2.4 orders of Hardee's to uber there and back

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Hey, go into their storage room and see if you can find any leftover Slimer Sundae topping.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Caught in limbo friends. A bud said he could get me when he gets off (soon) and grab my extra key on the way

Or I could spend about 2.4 orders of Hardee's to uber there and back

In my experience uber drivers are frequently weird. Wouldn't chance it.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Hey, go into their storage room and see if you can find any leftover Slimer Sundae topping.

Is this a real thing? Or is it a euphemism?

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a dog from hell posted:

In my experience uber drivers are frequently weird. Wouldn't chance it.

Yeah plus if disclose my key situation, he/she will have all the power

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