Locked my keys in my car

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Yep right in this Hardee's parking lot, decided to just roll with the punches and live here.

This is the hill I will die on (sans the curly fries)

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:08

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:41

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hth posted:

p sure it wont be too long till you expire

i mean have you had their breakfast?

Got chicken tendies and fries (were p good)

Good news: unlimited soda

Volume posted:

call a locksmith. Ask for quote over the phone. Don't accept this "starting price" bullshit. If they won't give it to you then hang up and call another place. Also don't pay more than $100.

I'm eating at Hardee's friend does it sound like I have any spare money?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:13

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various cheeses posted:

The solution is in your username op

Hm. Hmmmmm.

Nooner posted:

lmbo what type of dip poo poo goes to CARLS JUNIOR and gets curly fries instead of crisscut hahahaha loving noob you deserve to be locked out

It's Hardee's nooner and they don't have curly fries anymore you stupid butt

Beefeater posted:

Can I have your car when you die? I'm cool with the whole "keys locked in it" thing.

I'll write my will on some napkins, just gotta get more ketchup packets

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:15

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hth posted:

youre like bear grills only its hardees so youre more like varmint microwave

I just bought fireworks too is this how God punishes me?

I might have to call an uber to go back to my house to get my spare key

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:18

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a dog from hell posted:

I did this twice in a week so don't feel too bad.

You shouldn't eat Hardee's that much friend

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:19

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a dog from hell posted:

I'll do whatever the hell I want, guy!

Just trying to help you out, Hardee's has lead me to my fate don't want it to claim another

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:21

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Beefeater posted:

Thanks dude. What kind of car is it? It's gonna be tough to narrow down which Hardee's to go to, let alone which car to break into to claim my inheritance.

It's a silver Corolla. I'll leave scrawl your username on my abdomens with stale apple turnovers before I die

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:22

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Lol I'm not riding in your Honda odyssey "Mike" nopppppee

Not that desperate.

Yet.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:23

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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

The one time I locked my keys in I called the police and they actually had this neat air bladder thing they used to pop the window out of its frame and snake a stick in to pop the lock

it was free and I learned a valuable lesson that the cops can break into your car anywhere anytime

A cop stopped by to get food earlier shoulda asked him but I was too busy snacking on tendies ( also think it was before I was aware my keys were mia)

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:24

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a dog from hell posted:

Hey man you can sleep in those things. Hell, you and Mike both.

I can sleep in plenty of things friend

A Hardee's dumpster for instance

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:26

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symbolic posted:

walk on home, boy

Lol I would rather die in a thousand Hardee's dumpsters

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:28

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Also I have an image to upkeep walking around like some pedestrian would be bad for business

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:29

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bleep.bloop posted:

Yeah I'm pretty sure just about anyone else can figure out how to break the window and hotwire whatever shitbox op drives.

Check out gone in sixty seconds over here, guys

Cool guy

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:30

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gary oldmans diary posted:

a mod should post that they locked their keys in the thread and then lock the thread
also there should be a clip-art of keys

man i would be a good mod
one of the greats

This is a pretty good idea boy would my face be red!

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:35

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Caught in limbo friends. A bud said he could get me when he gets off (soon) and grab my extra key on the way

Or I could spend about 2.4 orders of Hardee's to uber there and back

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:37

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Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Hey, go into their storage room and see if you can find any leftover Slimer Sundae topping.

Is this a real thing? Or is it a euphemism?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:39

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a dog from hell posted:

In my experience uber drivers are frequently weird. Wouldn't chance it.

Yeah plus if disclose my key situation, he/she will have all the power

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:40

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Plus that's like 14 chicken tendies 2.4 fries and a lifetimes worth of Coca-Cola

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:40

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Okay my uber is almost here about to close this thread, how do I close a thread in awful app?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:41

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Can't close this thread

Mike v2.0 just scooped me up in his Jeep Grand Cherokee

I used to drive one we bonded over that. He's going the long way,

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:46

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Fat Jesus posted:

so there's poo poo cars that's possible to lock the keys in still around ok

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:46

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fargom posted:

Are there any rough looking kids around?

Back in 2003 when I was ~18 I locked my keys in my truck while delivering for Dominoes to a rough part of the goodly town of Fresno, C.A. Luckily I had already delivered for that stop, but I did have the next dude's pizza in the cab. I used my rad flip phone to call my manager and have her remake and resend the trapped pizza, then I bargained with a 8 year old kid and traded the extra pie for his skills in breaking into my truck with a handy butter knife. Kid was a total pro, was out of that jam in a jiffy.

So what I'm saying is if you have a poo poo pizza and a shifty kid you might be able to get yourself out of this one, if not get hosed I guess?

I'm not reading all those words

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:49

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Jk I read them i don't have anytning else to do while Mike escorts me around

I made him turn off the ac just to be a brat

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:50

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Mariana Horchata posted:

i was going to post some sort of overtly nasty snark at u op but i remembered that ur the #1 limon pepino fan so you are on my good list

im drinking one for u right now friend...try AAA if u have it - otherwise call the police and give them a sob story (will be much more effective with tits)? gl

fargom posted:

Oh gently caress is this the limon Pepino guy? If so you may not get hosed, no sir. Even if you don't have a pizza and a shifty kid. That stuff is crack, best flavor by a mile.

Thanks guys I'm on my way back now and Mike is sweating like a pig. He wants to turn on that ac so bad

Not on my dime buddy

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:55

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OMGVBFLOL posted:

suck my dick you fuckman

What does the vbf stand for?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:57

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