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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Donald Trump and his homosexual pedophile lover Glenn Beck (or 'Tommy Boy' as he is known in his AB/DL persona) tag teamed and killed a little girl in 1990.


E: and they were both glistening with a honey/mineral oil mixture while they did it

Al Cowens fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Aug 11, 2016

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

hth posted:

good im glad of it
And Putin was watching. It was a private show just for him.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Fort Lauderdale yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Super Ninja Fish posted:

Trump desires his daughter too much for this to be true.

He clearly likes girls not boys.
Bisexual pedophiles are a thing.

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