DARK CONFESSIONS THREAD

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

I look at pretty women.

I look at them and you cant stop me.

I look at thier faces and hair. I look to see how the titties is. I look at there legs. when they turn around or if i am behind them I look at the butt. I look at them as long as i want. My hungry eyes follow them as they walk past, as they bend down to pick something up, as they reach for something on a high shelf. I even look them when they are sitting.

I have never been caught. i will never be caught. I have looked at thousands of women and i will look at a thousand more. I am always in the shadows waiting, watching, looking, seeing.

dont bother telling the police, they will dismiss your claims. they would rather remain ignorant of my activities than admit such a monster like me could exist, operating freely right beneath thier noses.

If you are an attractive woman reading this know that you could be next. my eyes are ready. heh heh heh

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:33

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# ? May 3, 2024 05:38

Twat le Piss: Aug 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Woah, classic and spooky

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:34

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

whoa wild op

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:37

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

i am the Watcher who Looks, the Looker who Watches

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:38

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

I look at pretty women.

I look at them and you cant stop me.

I look at thier faces and hair. I look to see how the titties is. I look at there legs. when they turn around or if i am behind them I look at the butt. I look at them as long as i want. My hungry eyes follow them as they walk past, as they bend down to pick something up, as they reach for something on a high shelf. I even look them when they are sitting.

I have never been caught. i will never be caught. I have looked at thousands of women and i will look at a thousand more. I am always in the shadows waiting, watching, looking, seeing.

dont bother telling the police, they will dismiss your claims. they would rather remain ignorant of my activities than admit such a monster like me could exist, operating freely right beneath thier noses.

If you are an attractive woman reading this know that you could be next. my eyes are ready. heh heh heh

i looked at this post

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:38

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

its another woah

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:38

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

I look at pretty women.

I look at them and you cant stop me.

I look at thier faces and hair. I look to see how the titties is. I look at there legs. when they turn around or if i am behind them I look at the butt. I look at them as long as i want. My hungry eyes follow them as they walk past, as they bend down to pick something up, as they reach for something on a high shelf. I even look them when they are sitting.

I have never been caught. i will never be caught. I have looked at thousands of women and i will look at a thousand more. I am always in the shadows waiting, watching, looking, seeing.

dont bother telling the police, they will dismiss your claims. they would rather remain ignorant of my activities than admit such a monster like me could exist, operating freely right beneath thier noses.

If you are an attractive woman reading this know that you could be next. my eyes are ready. heh heh heh

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:39

ScratchAndSniff: Sep 28, 2008; This game stinks

I comment on threads without reading the OP.

Did I read this one? You will die without ever learning the answer to this question.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:43

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

ScratchAndSniff posted:

I comment on threads without reading the OP.

Did I read this one? You will die without ever learning the answer to this question.

truly a DARK CONFESSION

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:45

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

a bulb burnt out in my front hallway and i havent replaced it yet

thats my dark confession

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:48

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Parallax Scroll posted:

a bulb burnt out in my front hallway and i havent replaced it yet

thats my dark confession

EVEN NOW THE EVIL SEED OF WHAT YOU HAVE DONE GERMINATES WITHIN YOU

(dark confessions)

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:52

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

does jerking it in the kids clothes section of a department store count? cause its quite well lit

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:54

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

I look at pretty women.

I look at them and you cant stop me.

I look at thier faces and hair. I look to see how the titties is. I look at there legs. when they turn around or if i am behind them I look at the butt. I look at them as long as i want. My hungry eyes follow them as they walk past, as they bend down to pick something up, as they reach for something on a high shelf. I even look them when they are sitting.

I have never been caught. i will never be caught. I have looked at thousands of women and i will look at a thousand more. I am always in the shadows waiting, watching, looking, seeing.

dont bother telling the police, they will dismiss your claims. they would rather remain ignorant of my activities than admit such a monster like me could exist, operating freely right beneath thier noses.

If you are an attractive woman reading this know that you could be next. my eyes are ready. heh heh heh

Same except also men's bulges.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:55

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

I took all but one ice cube out of the tray

Then I put the tray back in the fridge lol

Get hosed world

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:56

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

^^^you're a loving monster i hope u die a cold death

i was supposed to clean the cat box, but instead i just dumped fresh litter on it

my wife can deal with the cemented piss, it's the dynamic that keeps us together but she doesn't need to know that

Commie Lasorda fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Aug 11, 2016

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:56

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Lotta good looking chicks up there in idaho? :anime:

# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:58

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

OctoberBlues posted:

Lotta good looking chicks up there in idaho?

im never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:21

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Pudding Huxtable posted:

^^^you're a loving monster i hope u die a cold death

i was supposed to clean the cat box, but instead i just dumped fresh litter on it

my wife can deal with the cemented piss, it's the dynamic that keeps us together but she doesn't need to know that

i do that one too.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:21

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

sometimes I don't feel very good emotionally and sometimes, I feel okay

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:22

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Celluloid Sam posted:

sometimes I don't feel very good emotionally and sometimes, I feel okay

you have to stop cutting yourself you are a father soon now, buck up

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:24

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

JiveHonky posted:

you have to stop cutting yourself you are a father soon now, buck up

is burning my self okay still

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:25

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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BITCHES

OctoberBlues posted:

Lotta good looking chicks up there in idaho?

no he has to meet them on the internet and bus them in from detroit

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:25

Junior Jr.: Oct 4, 2014; by sebmojo; Buglord

op what's your favourite voyeur porno?

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:28

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I watch non-feminist pornography, eat non-organic-farm-to-table meat, drink alcohol, sometimes do soft drugs that aren't even legal in my area, dip my steak in A1, eat hotdogs with ketchup, laugh at problematic jokes, don't make things easy for my housekeeper, and I don't feel even the slightest bit bad about any of it, I'm a goddamn demonic berserker. Sometimes I even smoke cigarettes (but no more than 3 a week, I don't want to get addicted)

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:31

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

i pretend to be a nice guy on these forums but in real life i'm unpleasant

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:36

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

i just come here to blow off steam

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:36

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Junior Jr. posted:

op what's your favourite voyeur porno?

Secret Buttlookers Vol 5: Mall Moms

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:37

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Celluloid Sam posted:

is burning my self okay still

um... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh. um. uhhh. thi- oh, erm. uh.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:38

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Don't look at them eye tracker whores or their handler will base you.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:39

jonathan: Jul 3, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Stab the knife into the face and then wrench the blade inside
Murder this piece of poo poo
Scraps of flesh and severed bone are on the floor, these I must hide
Pounding the teeth
Commute bones
They never will know
Chop up the corpse
Congealing my crime
They never will find
Evidence
In the furnace
Secret cremation
You hosed with me and now any trace of you is completely gone
Charring the flesh
The body is ash
They never will know
Burning the corpse
Consumed by the flames
They never will find
Evidence
In the furnace
You cease to exist
Investigations fail to find a single useful clue
Their search is futile
Proof is destroyed in the searing heat, you melt away
No body case
There is no trace
Smoldering coals that once were your bones turn to ash
Your life is erased

# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:02

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I was trying to remember that song thx

E; for serious I was trying to remember it for like 3 days

# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:05

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTFvDqBVNBI

# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:11

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

JiveHonky posted:

I look at pretty women.

I look at them and you cant stop me.

I look at thier faces and hair. I look to see how the titties is. I look at there legs. when they turn around or if i am behind them I look at the butt. I look at them as long as i want. My hungry eyes follow them as they walk past, as they bend down to pick something up, as they reach for something on a high shelf. I even look them when they are sitting.

I have never been caught. i will never be caught. I have looked at thousands of women and i will look at a thousand more. I am always in the shadows waiting, watching, looking, seeing.

dont bother telling the police, they will dismiss your claims. they would rather remain ignorant of my activities than admit such a monster like me could exist, operating freely right beneath thier noses.

If you are an attractive woman reading this know that you could be next. my eyes are ready. heh heh heh

i'm surprised you are able to read the subtitles on your animes while you are so busy staring at the women's be-hinds :smugmrgw:

# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:26

LiterallyAnything: Jul 11, 2008; by vyelkin

I once convinced some fat goonette from Games that I liked her so that she would promote my minecraft server. My excuses for why she shouldn't drive 20 hours to visit me got so limited I eventually had to claim I had cancer. Server died anyway. rip.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:28

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Brady posted:

I once convinced some fat goonette from Games that I liked her so that she would promote my minecraft server. My excuses for why she shouldn't drive 20 hours to visit me got so limited I eventually had to claim I had cancer. Server died anyway. rip.

you are a terrible human being

# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:31

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

psychokitty posted:

you are a terrible human being

yeah really. minecraft. ugh

# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:33

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Brady posted:

I once convinced some fat goonette from Games that I liked her so that she would promote my minecraft server. My excuses for why she shouldn't drive 20 hours to visit me got so limited I eventually had to claim I had cancer. Server died anyway. rip.

That's a long way to go to avoid seeing your mom.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:34

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

I masturbate next to my bf when he's sleeping

# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:38

jonathan: Jul 3, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I was trying to remember that song thx

E; for serious I was trying to remember it for like 3 days

Niel Young's darker stuff is really intense.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:49

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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

I really like ska music. Roots stuff as well as the hella white culturally appropriated stuff. It makes me smile and move my hips around. My favorite is probably Hepcat though.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:49

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