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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Confess all your dankest poo poo in this thread.

I once smoked a blunt in a jungle.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
What did you do to D&D to earn yourself that redtext op?

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I accidently came on my weed a little bit but I still smoked it idgaf

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i think i'm actually going a little bit crazy from smoking pot every day :( have to take a day off i guess then back on the saddle

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I smoked a joint and I liked it

You may have heard a jaundiced account from Katy Perry

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ive now gone 3 days without smoking weed and I feel pretty good

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
one time i ate my own fart

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i acted like a total loving jerk this morning and i do not feel one bit guilty about it

i made fun of some dumb woman in line when she sneezed on me (she says she covered her mouth but i really didnt give a gently caress either way) and nearly got in a fight in the mcdonalds while ordering an egg mcmuffin hahaha

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


numberoneposter posted:

i acted like a total loving jerk this morning and i do not feel one bit guilty about it

i made fun of some dumb woman in line when she sneezed on me (she says she covered her mouth but i really didnt give a gently caress either way) and nearly got in a fight in the mcdonalds while ordering an egg mcmuffin hahaha

Please take your SNRIs

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i was hella hung over bud take a hike or ur next

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I once ate an edible made from 2.5 grams of BHO and a stick of butter and drank two bottles of champagne and ate 6 grams of dried shrooms and sucked on a vape pen full of hash the whole time. It was utter ecstasy, absolutely indescribable pleasure for hours upon hours upon days due to time slowing down. I was probably on adderall at the time too, it was moderat3ly dank.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm a 37 year old goon who sometimes likes to get high and play video games. How's that for dank? Can you handle it?

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
one time i got tricked into smoking spice and completely blacked out for like 5 minutes after taking one big blunt rip. seriously gently caress that poo poo

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Sheep-Goats posted:

What did you do to D&D to earn yourself that redtext op?

triggered

good job OP, proud of you

you can tell someone in D&D was all 'b...but a strawman argument!'

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

InterFaced posted:

I'm a 37 year old goon who sometimes likes to get high and play video games. How's that for dank? Can you handle it?

what games are you playing

what games should I be playing

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
My favorite games are currently Dirt Rally, DO4M, Elite Dangerous and Diablo 3. Sometimes if i get too high I'll stare at the TV contemplating which one to launch while watching deep space nine. I recommend all of this whole heartedly.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Also, I'm not proud of this but one time I dropped some weed on the floor and smoked it anyway.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

InterFaced posted:

I'm a 37 year old goon who sometimes likes to get high and play video games. How's that for dank? Can you handle it?

On a scale from w1mpy to extr3me I'd say that's moderat3

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I probably smoke cat hair a lot because I have cats

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I no longer smoke weed but when I did it was fun and good and everyone should do it.
Thank you.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I got high at the zoo

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

InterFaced posted:

I'm a 37 year old goon who sometimes likes to get high and play video games. How's that for dank? Can you handle it?

:same:

LiterallyAnything
Jul 11, 2008

by vyelkin
I smoke an oz of concentrate a month. Just bought an Omicron.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I'll never be able to smoke as much weed as my dad. Dude smokes trees on the reg!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm pretty sure my dad is danker than me too. :smith:

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Drugs are cool ! Why can't the Government see that ?!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Decebal posted:

Drugs are cool ! Why can't the Government see that ?!

Cause they're feygeles.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I got this weed vape pen the other day and I like it more than regular weed. It's so easy to use, smells so much less, and is strong as gently caress.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
A family friend said they once baked a weed lasagna

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Cause they're feygeles.

I mean, abortion is legal , but I can't have control over my body ?! WTF

LiterallyAnything
Jul 11, 2008

by vyelkin

OctoberBlues posted:

I got this weed vape pen the other day and I like it more than regular weed. It's so easy to use, smells so much less, and is strong as gently caress.



lol loving scrub

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Brady posted:

lol loving scrub

don't be a goof brady

LiterallyAnything
Jul 11, 2008

by vyelkin
that flavored human being poo poo that is weak as gently caress

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its not flavored nicotine poo poo its weed vape dumb rear end

LiterallyAnything
Jul 11, 2008

by vyelkin
I didn't say nicotine dumb gently caress

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Brady I think you need to smoke some marijuana, stat. You can borrow my vape pen.

LiterallyAnything
Jul 11, 2008

by vyelkin
i mean they do taste good though

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

we can all get stoned and listen to sabbath and watch various sports replays

LiterallyAnything
Jul 11, 2008

by vyelkin

OctoberBlues posted:

Brady I think you need to smoke some marijuana, stat. You can borrow my vape pen.

I'm kind of grumpy because my connect was out of wax so I had to buy flowers for the first time in like a year.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

A family friend said they once baked a weed lasagna

your entire family buys from this guy?

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