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my abuelita sits in her little cottage on the mesa, and eats stone fired corn empanadas she cooks over the flame. she prays to Our Lady. she is not to be exploited, sexualized, or especially courted for political ends. abuelita is perfect.
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i love scott zolofts abuelita
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Aug 12, 2016 01:30
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how similar would you say she is to hillary clinton? and why is the answer "very"???
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Aug 12, 2016 01:30
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she probably a freak tho.
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:how similar would you say she is to hillary clinton? and why is the answer "very"??? this is a loving perversion
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Aug 12, 2016 01:40
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i hope trump deports your abulta op
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:i hope trump deports your abulta op i hope a dwarf cums in your throat
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Aug 12, 2016 01:42
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i dont have an abuelita, i have a babushka 
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Aug 12, 2016 01:43
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my oma says build the wall
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Aug 12, 2016 01:45
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my abuelita died a few years ago 
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Aug 12, 2016 01:45
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Linux Pirate posted:my abuelita died a few years ago yes all abuelitas
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Aug 12, 2016 01:57
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I find that grandmexicans need more forceful, continuous digital stimulation to achieve a state of self-lubricating equilibrium. Really flip the lips on the ol' flappy flauta
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Aug 12, 2016 02:11
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wanna gently caress that mexican grandma
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Aug 12, 2016 02:11
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abuelita, gentille abuelita, abuelita, je te plumerai.
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Aug 12, 2016 02:15
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Does your abuelita have a thin shawl knit from rough, primary color yarn and how charming/folksy is it on a scale from 'muy feo' to 'EN FUEGO'
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Aug 12, 2016 02:19
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scott zoloft posted:i hope a dwarf cums in your throat 
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Aug 12, 2016 16:29
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she sounds really nice can i have her my franmommy (don't ask) is dead
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Aug 12, 2016 16:38
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Celluloid Sam posted:i love scott zolofts abuelita
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Aug 12, 2016 16:39
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Hillary ma bae
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Aug 12, 2016 16:40
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mi abuelita tiene una cara como un caballo
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Aug 12, 2016 16:42
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mi abuelita es una senora gorda y apestosa
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Aug 12, 2016 16:47
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omg can we please stop speaking mexican on the something else forums
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Aug 12, 2016 17:09
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the face of a woman who fuckin' loves chocolate and is not afraid to write her Spanish nickname on it she's all "you kids think you know chocolate, but I've got a treat for you that'll blow your tiny little minds" e: as she walks out she leaves the disk spinning on your table, and just as it slows down barely enough for you to make out the writing on it you hear her call out from the doorway. "Abuelita, motherfuckers!" The door slams. loquacius fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Aug 12, 2016 |
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psychokitty posted:omg can we please stop speaking mexican on the something else forums moderadors?
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Aug 12, 2016 17:32
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I'd like to hang out with your abuelita and maybe have one of those empanadas if she has enough to share
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Aug 12, 2016 17:38
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You don't truly have an abuelita until they say "could you get me the molcajete off the chelf"
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Aug 12, 2016 17:40
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mi vida !!!!!
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Aug 12, 2016 17:41
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scott zoloft posted:my abuelita sits in her little cottage on the mesa, and eats stone fired corn empanadas she cooks over the flame. she prays to Our Lady. she is not to be exploited, sexualized, or especially courted for political ends. abuelita is perfect. abuelita es bae
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Aug 12, 2016 17:49
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Is it weird that I just like breaking off the pieces and eating them?
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Aug 12, 2016 17:52
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I no longer have grand-parents as they decided breathing is for chumps at different points, but they were pretty cool when they were still fans of oxygen and poo poo
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Aug 12, 2016 17:55
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i gave abuelita banana bcuz he is a littl emonkey
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Aug 12, 2016 17:56
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the entire barrio knows abuelita's empanadas are to be coveted so
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Aug 12, 2016 18:04
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Business Gorillas posted:Is it weird that I just like breaking off the pieces and eating them? My mom used to get furious when I would eat the thing like a snack, sorry mom
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Aug 12, 2016 18:12
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If I had a living abuelita, she'd be four foot 2, bent nearly in half, and be a spitting image of The Crone aspect of the wiccan goddess. So i guess its better for everyone this way. 
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Aug 12, 2016 18:20
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abuelita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. a-bue-li-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of four steps down the palate to tap, at four, on the teeth. A. Bue. Li. Ta
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Aug 12, 2016 18:37
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i want to bone your abuelita op
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Aug 12, 2016 18:41
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social vegan posted:i gave abuelita banana bcuz he is a littl emonkey f-fingerblast that little turd
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Aug 12, 2016 18:44
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That Robot posted:i want to bone your abuelita op abuelita retains her purity with a frying pan to el cabeza
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Without my abuelita I would have definitely ended up being a serial killer. Appreciate your abuelitas while they are still around to cherish.
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