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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
They are socks, except you put them on each side of your butt. Would you wear these? Would they be hot on a lady or a man if you're gay? You decide.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Hard to tell with out pics op

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

suck a d and a, op

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Cotton to skin rules.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Volume posted:

Hard to tell with out pics op

They don't exist, but that goes without saying a drawing would help

help arouse me

DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard
This seems unhygienic

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I can't seem to imagine them staying on too well.


Like every time I think of it, it seems like they would just shoot off of my succulent buns.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
Would you like your booty socks to be tight, or would you like them to dangle?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
some pictures would help me decide

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

Would you like your booty socks to be tight, or would you like them to dangle?

I would probably enjoy them tight.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Linux Pirate posted:

I can't seem to imagine them staying on too well.


Like every time I think of it, it seems like they would just shoot off of my succulent buns.

You need loose fit, dangly booty socks.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
My friend Brett used to sew mittens into the butt section of his underwear, one in each butt cheek. He had a flat butt and it made him look better in jeans but once the underwear came off his butt looked like just a crease with a butthole towards the bottom.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
boxer briefs 4 life

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


LP0 ON FIRE posted:

You need loose fit, dangly booty socks.

are we talking butt tassels here or just a little extra cloth?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

criscodisco posted:

My friend Brett used to sew mittens into the butt section of his underwear, one in each butt cheek. He had a flat butt and it made him look better in jeans but once the underwear came off his butt looked like just a crease with a butthole towards the bottom.

hank hill rear end

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i can't even picture what your talking about so im thinkin no

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
booty socks trend is here to stay so get used to it

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Do you mean like a cup shape of fabric one on each cheek? You'd need some sort of strap to keep them on and at a certain point you're just putting a brassiere on your rear end.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

criscodisco posted:

My friend Brett used to sew mittens into the butt section of his underwear, one in each butt cheek. He had a flat butt and it made him look better in jeans but once the underwear came off his butt looked like just a crease with a butthole towards the bottom.

lol

Flesh Forge posted:

some pictures would help me decide

I tried drawing this but I'm terrible, but maybe it's funnier that way

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

criscodisco posted:

Do you mean like a cup shape of fabric one on each cheek? You'd need some sort of strap to keep them on and at a certain point you're just putting a brassiere on your rear end.

It would work better with a fatter booty, but I mean like the hole would fit around a butt cheek and then the end of it would probably dangle like a sock. It makes me sad that there would need to be a strap, but you're probably right.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I like to wear chick socks cause my feet get hot and dude socks are nothing but a solid mass of cotton while chick socks tend to be thin and breathable that allow my feet to cool. I wonder if I'll have the same problem with booty socks.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Are you guys butts getting that cold? I mean I can't remember the last time I thought dang my butt cheeks are freezing.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what's wrong with your brain op

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I don't get it, OP.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
if you farted it would be a wind sock. ha ha

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think it's a cool idea. It's like having some clothes on your rear end but your crack and vag are hangin out so you can poo poo where you walk. P cool.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I sort of imagine them as distended yarmulkes. One for each cheek

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I eat dog poo poo and live in a dumpster

Soylent Grun
Nov 13, 2008

I thought this was going to be a thread about prolapses

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
i think you should pivot and make socks that go all the way up to the booty

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Volume posted:

I like to wear chick socks cause my feet get hot and dude socks are nothing but a solid mass of cotton while chick socks tend to be thin and breathable that allow my feet to cool. I wonder if I'll have the same problem with booty socks.

Same. Except I take it to the extreme and wear socks designed for babies.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
oh no

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I think it's a cool idea. It's like having some clothes on your rear end but your crack and vag are hangin out so you can poo poo where you walk. P cool.

They are inverse rear end-less pants, but they are as comfortable as socks!

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

Same. Except I take it to the extreme and wear socks designed for babies.



HEll yeah ankle socks or bust.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
booty socks


booty socks, yeah

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I want socks that cover everything like leggings would but I want it split up the front so that it draws attention to my exposed donger that way when I wear light fabrics the crotch of my slacks would swing back and forth.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
kill yourself, OP

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

sometimes i wear socks

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sock it to ME!??!?!?!?! :confused:

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
I really wish someone would help me draw this, but do better understand, those are tight striped socks on a butt.

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