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Jan 25, 2006

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They are socks, except you put them on each side of your butt. Would you wear these? Would they be hot on a lady or a man if you're gay? You decide.

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Jan 25, 2006

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Volume posted:

Hard to tell with out pics op

They don't exist, but that goes without saying a drawing would help

help arouse me

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Jan 25, 2006

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Would you like your booty socks to be tight, or would you like them to dangle?

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Jan 25, 2006

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Linux Pirate posted:

I can't seem to imagine them staying on too well.


Like every time I think of it, it seems like they would just shoot off of my succulent buns.

You need loose fit, dangly booty socks.

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Jan 25, 2006

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criscodisco posted:

My friend Brett used to sew mittens into the butt section of his underwear, one in each butt cheek. He had a flat butt and it made him look better in jeans but once the underwear came off his butt looked like just a crease with a butthole towards the bottom.

lol

Flesh Forge posted:

some pictures would help me decide

I tried drawing this but I'm terrible, but maybe it's funnier that way

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Jan 25, 2006

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criscodisco posted:

Do you mean like a cup shape of fabric one on each cheek? You'd need some sort of strap to keep them on and at a certain point you're just putting a brassiere on your rear end.

It would work better with a fatter booty, but I mean like the hole would fit around a butt cheek and then the end of it would probably dangle like a sock. It makes me sad that there would need to be a strap, but you're probably right.

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Jan 25, 2006

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Volume posted:

I like to wear chick socks cause my feet get hot and dude socks are nothing but a solid mass of cotton while chick socks tend to be thin and breathable that allow my feet to cool. I wonder if I'll have the same problem with booty socks.

Same. Except I take it to the extreme and wear socks designed for babies.

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Jan 25, 2006

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I think it's a cool idea. It's like having some clothes on your rear end but your crack and vag are hangin out so you can poo poo where you walk. P cool.

They are inverse rear end-less pants, but they are as comfortable as socks!

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Jan 25, 2006

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I really wish someone would help me draw this, but do better understand, those are tight striped socks on a butt.

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Jan 25, 2006

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nigga crab pollock posted:

so what you're dexcribing is like two larger yarmulkes for a lady to wear on her rear end cheeks

Yes! Except they stay on better. They are for men too. :h:

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Jan 25, 2006

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh see I was thinkin they would be like ribbed cotton that goes around the thighs like socks like up to the bottom of the buttcheek, but they got some extra fabric that goes over the hips and the 2 pieces buckle together in the front and back, or Velcro or whatever, buckles would be sexier. You could do shorts or like a full sock down to the feet. That way it's a open air crotch and rear end crack but it's all framed up by soft cotton and buckles. I don't know if the butt cups thing is hittin my hot button.

This is far more complex than what I was thinking, but anything to make it work I guess.

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Jan 25, 2006

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Oh my god thank you for trying make my vision a more understandable reality. These could be a shorter booty sock type (almost like ankle socks).

Excuse my horrible edit, but to increase it's chances of staying on, I was thinking it should wrap around a butt more like this:

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Jan 25, 2006

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psychokitty posted:

i really feel like these need a strap around the front and maybe another holding them together like your mittens when you were little bc when you sit down they will just flatten

You're right, that would help it hold when sitting down. The two halves can be attached like a bra like someone else has mentioned. It's like a butt bra, but with sock material.

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Jan 25, 2006

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Stryder posted:

This sounds like your buttsocks would have a reservoir tip, which is... why? Then they're more like buttcondoms at that point, but made of wool and what would collect in the dangly part anyway and it's grossing me out just thinking about it.

I'm not sure what it would "collect". Just imagine socks coming out of the center of the circles of the drawing that was made.

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