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A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster
holes so bad fluid dripped out for a week.

I have.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


post an autoban thread

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
welcome to the forums rear end rapist dude 420

A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster
Lets keep it consensual okay theres kids around.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
*yawn*

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm not really picking up what you're putting down

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


this is the dude who signed up to post a thread in gbs about noted non existent game star citizen and how good it's gonna be

A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster

Celluloid Sam posted:

this is the dude who signed up to post a thread in gbs about noted non existent game star citizen and how good it's gonna be

Its gonna be epic. EA is going down.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
TFW you convince a woman to do anal for the first time in her life

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


seriously there should be a blanket ban on these folks they are all insanely delusional

A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster

Celluloid Sam posted:

seriously there should be a blanket ban on these folks they are all insanely delusional

Have you heard the good word?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
*decides not to pay the toll and cross the bridge, walks away*

:yikes:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
One time a guys dick broke off in my rear end and I had to use another thinner, smaller penis to get it out. :shrug:

A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

One time a guys dick broke off in my rear end and I had to use another thinner, smaller penis to get it out. :shrug:

Interesting. More details? Fluid consistency? Color? Taste? Smell?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That's like, the whole story. But I suppose I could be... raped into telling a different one. :pervert:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
im dead. you can do whatever but like, i guess i cant consent or whatever

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Who's poo poo throw away gimmick account is this?

Which one of you shameful fucks wasn't man enough to post this thread with your main?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

This gimmick's already stretched thin...

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
did you know that 'forum' is latin for 'shithouse central'?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hey little buddy, I'm sure it doesn't have anything to do with this thread but some guy tried to push his dick on me tonight. Hope you're doing well op, I'm sure nobody got it in their head to assault me tonight because of this thread. I'm sure you're gonna be alright.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Putin my dick in holes makes me cum!! I love it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sintax posted:

Putin my dick in holes makes me cum!! I love it

cant disagree. if i was smythe id make eloquence.one might say i would be eupuhusuistic

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Enfield posted:

welcome to the forums rear end rapist dude 420

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i believe smythe knows greek. this is not a euphuism

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Orkin Mang posted:

i believe smythe knows greek. this is not a euphuism

when it comes to his threads they're all greek to me!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
rear end rapist dude 420 posts like crazy about star citizen. its crazy. look at his post history. holy poo poo!!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

when it comes to his threads they're all greek to me!!

did u konow that the condition of all finite things resides in the primitive simplicity of an antecdent cause???

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Orkin Mang posted:

did u konow that the condition of all finite things resides in the primitive simplicity of an antecdent cause???
gently caress a hole make my dicky tingle

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

welcome to the forums rear end rapist dude 420


are there any holes you've destroyed lately that you'd like to tell us about?

also do you like weed?

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
That's just her period op it was going to happen whether you were there or not.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Hey there rear end rapist dude 420.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

:captainpop:

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Why would you do that to a pet hamster?

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
now this extreme kind of poo poo is why i post on GBS :twisted:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
hole lot of butt stuff in here huh

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That's like, the whole story. But I suppose I could be... raped into telling a different one. :pervert:

lotta y'all need to slide on into a church pew

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
is this a gurf gurfson/houston thread?

if so go gently caress yourself op

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

A_ssR_apistDude420 posted:

dripped out for a week.

I have.

you have an STD

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Wow, a lot of people being awful to ASMR Apist Dude. Ignore the trolls my man, we tolerate all kinds here, even those with whispered opinions on apes

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Enfield posted:

welcome to the forums rear end rapist dude 420

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