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My plan so far is to get him loaded on a bunch of acid and leave gay porn around for him to find and then eventually slowly put a cock in his mouth until he stops fighting it and embraces sucking dick.
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have you considered sucking his dick
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Putty posted:have you considered sucking his dick
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Aug 13, 2016 05:40
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Didn't we have a mod advocate this?
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Putty posted:have you considered sucking his dick
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Have you ever seen the movie "Spetters" starring Rutger Hauer
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Friend gay so what?
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Putty posted:have you considered sucking his dick No our goal is to get him to suck a dick not vice versa, we've tried pressuring him to admit it but he vehemently denies it. Almost suspiciously so
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chasing amy him
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I was wondering which way you were planning on converting "him"(op)
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ColoradoCleric posted:No our goal is to get him to suck a dick not vice versa, we've tried pressuring him to admit it but he vehemently denies it. Almost suspiciously so suck that dick you fuckman
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ColoradoCleric posted:Almost suspiciously so Define this, please?
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tell him you decided to be wacky today and wear a kilt. Then drop something in front of him and take a long time having to bend over and pick it up.
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Putty posted:have you considered sucking his dick
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You and your friend need god. Please only engage in Christian Side Hugs™.
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FalloutGod posted:You and your friend need god. Please only engage in Christian Side Hugs™. Leave enough space for jesus
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get him on molly he'll figure it out. everyone's gay as hell on molly but when he sobers up he'll realize he's still gay and everyone else went backt o normal
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Aug 13, 2016 05:51
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This should help
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Volume posted:Leave enough space for jesus No room for the mexicans in my White man's holy embrace.
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VendaGoat posted:Define this, please? Everytime we insinuate anything he vehemently brings up the fact that he only jacks off to pictures of women's pussies I once tried leaving some printed out gay porn on his laptop but he got really mad and crumpled it up and threw it away
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ColoradoCleric posted:Everytime we insinuate anything he vehemently brings up the fact that he only jacks off to pictures of women's pussies Ok. So even if he is gay, you're being a huge, throbbing cock about trying to "bring it out in him"? Let mature take its loving course you oval office.
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VendaGoat posted:Ok. So even if he is gay, you're being a huge, throbbing cock about trying to "bring it out in him"? Look I know he'll gag on the penis at first but eventually he'll relax and it will be easier for all of us
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ColoradoCleric posted:Look I know he'll gag on the penis at first but eventually he'll relax and it will be easier for all of us Quit trying to force a cock in your friends throat and let him swallow it at his own pace. Jesus Christ, you sound like the red pill fucks about this poo poo.
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It kinda sounds like you want to rape him you sick gently caress leave him alone or as this thread has already suggested, suck his cock to show him how good it is
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Gay dudes are just as forceful as straight dudes, new AT loving 11!
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Just make it seem like his only sexual prospects are disgusting saddle-legged period crusted yeast infected blown out cunts who bark when they talk and he'll be suckin your mediocre dick for a mere pittance.
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Aug 13, 2016 06:28
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Im not gay.
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you sound kinda like a huge dickhead
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Maybe if you were a more desirable lover he wouldn't keep rejecting you? Work on improving yourself first, then try to seduce him. You catch more flies with honey than with rape.
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Aug 13, 2016 06:49
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No need to pretend it's your friend that's a closet gay, we already guessed it's you. We weren't fooled by you printing out gay porn then pretending to be surprised when excitedly "finding" it.
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We're thinking of mailing him a dildo and lube to his new apartment so he gets the hint
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the twist ending is that op was gay all along and just fantasizing that friend was gay knowing this totally changes everything the second time you watch it
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Music, music is my thing I like the sound of music all in my brains Pleasure Pleasure is my game Pleasure will lead To my fortune and fame, all right Watch him Watch me coast through the floor Checking out every star Who comes through the door, yeah Mellow Mellow as I can be But baby I'll burn you if you're dancing with me Cause' he's a hot cop Hottest cop on the disco scene People say that I'm a dancing machine Cause he's a hot cop Hottest cop that you'll ever see I bet you never meet a cop As funky as me Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Get up Get up off your seats come on and start dancing to the funky jumping, all right Party Come and party with me Come on everybody Let your spirits be free Get down You won't hear me scream Come on blow your whistles Play your hot tambourine Don't stop Don't stop doing your thing Don't stop, Don't stop You're making me so hot Cause' he's a hot cop Hottest cop on the disco scene People say that I'm a dancing machine Cause he's a hot cop Hottest cop that you'll ever see I bet you never meet a cop As funky as me Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Get on down [3X] Come on you all This is the hot cop talkin' to you I want everybody to get on their feet Don't want nobody to be sitting down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Hey! That means you too! Party, boogie, Boogie Yeah, Cause' he's a hot cop Hottest cop on the disco scene People say that I'm a dancing machine Cause he's a hot cop Hottest cop that you'll ever see I bet you never meet a cop As funky as me Hot cop Hot cop Cause' he's a hot cop Hottest cop on the disco scene People say that I'm a dancing machine Cause he's a hot cop Hottest cop that you'll ever see I bet you never meet a cop As funky as me Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down Party, boogie, boogie boogie, boogie, get on down
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commit the rape; it's the only way to kno
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ColoradoCleric posted:Everytime we insinuate anything he vehemently brings up the fact that he only jacks off to pictures of women's pussies Sexuality is a spectrum, you fuckman That being said, I think you're on the gay side of it
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There's a much simpler solution to your situation than what the other goons are suggesting. Just take out your cock and see if he takes the bait. (If he gives you a poor bj, send him to me and I'll teach him some of my own techniques)
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Do you use the same technique to find out if girls are straight op? 
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gary oldmans diary posted:the twist ending is that op was gay all along and just fantasizing that friend was gay I dunno whether its a "twist" because it's so blatantly obvious that OP is in love with his friend and desperately wants him to "come out" so that he can finally admit his own homosexual feelings and have sex with him. OP just join grindr and hook up with people who are actually gay, your friend clearly isn't interested in your cock.
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If the more physical kind of seduction isnt breaking down the bad old closet door, you could always buy him a gbs membership.
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i'm the posters ittt thinking op is serious
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