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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
azure horizon parachute account spotted

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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
stick to the agenda, people. look at all the ways his ad coc planning has gone awry!

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Op, you might put this gay crisis number in your post just in case one of the mods is triggered by forced gay conversion.

1-800-472-9411

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Azure Horizon is that you??

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

The White Dragon posted:

azure horizon parachute account spotted

poo poo

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*sigh*

1. Start him off watching porn of trans girls with bio girls
2. Move to just trans girl porn
3. Trans + Man porn

from there it's a short hop to twinks and then you're basically in the home stretch

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

*sigh*

1. Start him off watching porn of trans girls with bio girls
2. Move to just trans girl porn
3. Trans + Man porn

from there it's a short hop to twinks and then you're basically in the home stretch

Is this what you used ?

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

I still think that if OP waved a hard cock in his friend's face, he'd be able to quickly determine his buddy's sexuality, one way or the other.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I don't think gooncock has a positive effect in general tho

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Is "converting your straight friend" a big fetish in the gay community ?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Decebal posted:

Is "converting your straight friend" a big fetish in the gay community ?

there's like a whole porn genre for it so prolly

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

ColoradoCleric posted:

No our goal is to get him to suck a dick not vice versa, we've tried pressuring him to admit it but he vehemently denies it. Almost suspiciously so

Have you considered sucking his dick?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Jerk off into his coffee every day

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
okay here's what you do:

make him have sex with a woman in front of everyone, make it really uncomfortable and when he can't get a boner because of how nervous he'll be, say, "drat can't get hard to ladies huh".

and then suck his dick

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

ColoradoCleric posted:

My plan so far is to get him loaded on a bunch of acid and leave gay porn around for him to find and then eventually slowly put a cock in his mouth until he stops fighting it and embraces sucking dick.

Whats it like planning rape?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if you're trying to make him gay then dosing him with LSD and forcing gay experiences onto him will have the exact opposite effect

imo

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

if you're trying to make him gay then dosing him with LSD and forcing gay experiences onto him will have the exact opposite effect

imo

What worked on you, morodin?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Should I understand that you have quality LSD OP ? It's odorless and a bit on some absorbent paper can be mailed risk free. I'll report later if I feel any gay stirrings

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cartouche posted:

What worked on you, morodin?

i already described the process

also orgasm denial and stuff helps (only allowed to cum via prostate stimulation for example) to make people into butt sluts

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol this thread is retarded

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Putty posted:

suck that dick you fuckman

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
lol op sorry about me and ur mom but it doesn't mean I am I interested in ur dilz

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

try slipping it in his rear end while hes sleeping

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

OP to friend: "ha, look at this gay porn, it sure is gay, huh?"

*intensely stares at friend's crotch for any sign of movement*

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Op, have you, uh, has "your friend" hosed any hairy, puckered male assholes yet?

This thread is ripe for a mod challenge, hth.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Obviously you just need to show him what he's missing. Dress up like a woman and seduce him with the offer of anal sex. Then, right in the middle of it while he's exclaiming that this is the best sex of his life, whip off your disguise and reveal that the best sex he ever had was with a man!

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

suck he dick

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Applewhite posted:

Obviously you just need to show him what he's missing. Dress up like a woman and seduce him with the offer of anal sex. Then, right in the middle of it while he's exclaiming that this is the best sex of his life, whip off your disguise and reveal that the best sex he ever had was with a man!

We've all been there. I thought something was up when I grappled some balls but the final reveal finally convinced me it was a man.

Would recommend

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
"gaymansayswhat"

rufius
Feb 27, 2011

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Putty posted:

suck that dick you fuckman

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Thread got a p big laugh from me

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



stimulate the prostate, op

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
op you sound like a bully who is projecting his own feelings of insecurity. are you trying to turn one of your friends gay so you can find out what gay sex is like in a comfortable setting?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

ColoradoCleric posted:

My plan so far is to get him loaded on a bunch of acid and leave gay porn around for him to find and then eventually slowly put a cock in his mouth until he stops fighting it and embraces sucking dick.

the gay agenda destroying our country

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

gary oldmans diary posted:

the twist ending is that op was gay all along and just fantasizing that friend was gay
knowing this totally changes everything the second time you watch it

No no, it's gonna be a fight club thing where the friend doesn't exist and op is just putting dildos and lube in his own mailbox and screaming slurs at the mirror

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I WOULD WORRY AS LONG AS HE IS NOT MODERATING TV IV.

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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Germstore posted:

"gaymansayswhat"

What?

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