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Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Well, if the money comes from illegitimate sources, the FIFA governing body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.

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Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Lest I forget to toxx myself: Probate me for a week for every game Darmstadt loses to Frankfurt.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
lmao Bremen is already melting down.

Suddenly I don't feel so bad about this season. At least we won't be the only ones who suck badly.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
ahahaha jfc

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Looking forward to losing to a goddamn hotel from New York.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Jesus, we are so bad. That 1:0 is flattering.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Phwoar. That Sirigu goal :eyepop:

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Jesus loving Christ, we are so terrible. I hope Gondorf and Sulu return soon, so we can at least suck slightly less.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Just lol at Gladbach

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Yesssss, three points and Lolfsburg remains in meltdown mode.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Healbot posted:

Have you tried looking up to the screen?

:drat:

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Pand posted:

Walldorf :shrug:

In a surprising turn of events, Darmstadt is bad.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Tahirovic posted:

Werder has 4 points on the relegationslot too, but Köln/BVB/Team SAP as next opponents.

Don't worry, Darmstadt is in full meltdown mode and our next games are Bayern, Hertha and Gladbach. We've got you.

:smithicide:

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Thorsten loving Frings. Great.

Welp, see you guys in the Zweite Liga. Especially all HSV fans.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Pand posted:

I've checked the advanced stats and it seems that Darmstadt bad.

As a Darmstadt fan, I can confirm this. They are very bad.

On the other hand, it'll probably be easier to score tickets once they are relegated.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
RIP Darmstadt. They never scored.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Smirr posted:

I hope everyone is relegated

(in extremely Darmstadt voice) "on it"

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
It's Darmstadt's best game of the season by far and I'm nowhere near a TV to watch it. Welp

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
lmao

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Shockingly, Darmstadt is good. But thankfully, some things never change: Schipplock is still hot garbage.

e: aaaand we're back to sucking again. lmao kill me

Babies Getting Rabies fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Mar 11, 2017

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Dunban posted:

It doesn't really matter since Darmstadt and Ingolstadt are never getting out of the bottom two spots anyway.

Please do not spread fake news, Darmstadt has every chance to remain in the Bundesliga.

:negative:

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
You guys, I don't mean to sound negative, but I'm beginning to think that Darmstadt might get relegated this year. :ohdear:

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Next season is already shaping up to be clownshoes and I'm looking forward to posting that Shaved_Kevin.jpg all the time next season.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
It's Darmstadt. There's a fair chance he'll just drunkenly stumble into it at some point, the city is not that big.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

quote:

2. "Ich werde jetzt erst mal ruhiger machen, möchte mit dem Profifußball erst mal nichts mehr zu tun haben."
Kevin Großkreutz bleibt diesen seinen Worten nach dem Rauswurf beim VfB Stuttgart treu. Statt professionellen Sport auf höchstem Niveau zu betreiben, wechselt er zum SV Darmstadt 98.

Wow, rude :mad:

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Good to see Bender scoring again, after such a long time away from the pitch.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Tahirovic posted:

That was Werder's part for project Hamburg 2. Liga.

Thank u

Also: 18 points!!!

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cafTY1hx8E

Also, fire Norbert Meier into the sun.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
I'm going to be cheering for Wolfsburg and it feels really weird just typing this.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
The fix is already in

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Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Looks like the Wolfsburg women's team might be allowed to celebrate after all.

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