Serie A 16/17: I was eating my second testicle due to stress

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silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

Unione Sportivo Citta Di Palermo
Home City Palermo, Sicilia
Manager: Who even loving knows
Notable players in: yeah right
Notable players out: Alberto Gilardino (striker, Empoli), Franco Vazquez (striker, Sevilla)
Trophies: None at the top level
Last finish: 16th

Zamperini changed managers 7 times last season and he�s on a big roll now, so I wouldn�t expect that to change. The money from Vazquez will be invested in paying managers that were sacked 6 years ago. Palermo only managed to avoid the drop on the last day of the season, I expect them to be in the same position again this season. It�s grim down south.

I almost only follow Palermo right now because of everything in this post because nothing on the team even remotely says "this team is worth watching". Grim indeed. Maybe we need to go down and then down again and then build up a bit??

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 04:27

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 01:30

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Good start for Palermo, didn't lose by a ton. Maybe we'll win a few games this season!

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 01:03

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Seltzer posted:

The Skull and Crossbars Society

Yes.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 19:40

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

Palermo seem bad. Inter seem worse.

I'm okay with this, and the result. Enough draws and we might stay up!!!

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 19:06

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

canepazzo posted:

Guess which president and manager are currently talking towards a dismissal? Hint: it's obvious

It's Palermo, right?

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 17:25

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

Of course it is.

I think Milan might have been an acceptable answer to be honest.

Hey at least we got a point off of terrible team Inter.

:\

When is this season over? It's almost over, right? Go out on a...not downswing?

What's the over/under for managers this season? I'd put it at 5.5, and I'll take the over.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 17:44

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

MrKonarski posted:

Palermo's getting relegated this season

Edit : Whoever called Gabbiadini playing instead of Milik by the third game of the season was spot on

Gotta be, yeah.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 03:47

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

I'm not even kidding, I still couldnt' tell you who half of Palermo's players are. What an insane statement.

Romagnoli is probably going to be out for the derby because he picked up an injury playing against Germany. Since this team is made of glass and the other defenders are all poo poo I expect Icardi will get multiple goals.

That is quite a statement.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 19:06

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

canepazzo posted:

I feel like you just quoted a post from 2015 that was quoting a post from 2014.

Uncanny, but I agree.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 12:56

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

It's funny even though I don't get it.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 19:42

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

What's to get? It's a team of Zamparini's.

Speaking of, they lost to La Spezia in the Coppa Italia on penalties this morning, lol

Hey, you answered my unspoken question!

I don't actually have his face memorized. :v:

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 20:36

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

trem_two posted:

lmao

And yeah, Fiorentina should throw a fit if they don't end up winning this

Uh guys? I think we're going down this year.

Six goddamn points.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 00:12

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Makes him look like goddamn Lee Van Cleef in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 22:36

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Woodenlung posted:

just stop everyone

stop it

let palermo die alone

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 21:07

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

canepazzo posted:

Holy poo poo just had a look at Genoa Palermo.

What in the gently caress

# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 01:18

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

trem_two posted:

a good read:

https://twitter.com/Paolo_Bandini/status/814451283457286145

Agreed, a good article.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 16:17

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

Zamp has fired Eugenio Corini so Palermo will soon get their fourth manager of the season.

Yesssss on our way to another dozen.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 01:53

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Should xpost that to the MLS offseason thread imo.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 14:50

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

RIP Palermo, but this is probably the best way for them to be Parma'd.

fffff

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 20:13

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

yessss, he's got a way to go before he's a Zamparini level insane man but I have high hopes, this is future of insane Italian owners.

I'm excited

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 21:37

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

MrBling posted:

https://twitter.com/Fcinterdata/status/864064483886497792

RIP Inter.

Woo Palermo is...still gonna get relegated.

# ¿ May 15, 2017 12:04

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

fat greasy puto posted:

im glad these two teams, palermo and pescara, will be relegated

I can't really say I'm sorry. Serie B is probably a better place for Palermo right now, maybe they can be a solid midtable teahahaha they're going down to C aren't they.

# ¿ May 22, 2017 21:33

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

I'm surprised it's that little. They'll be in Serie D by this time next month.

Woohoo the boys in pink can beat up serie D teams, or, more likely, fail and fold and I'll have to find a new team to spuport.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 18:25

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Healbot posted:

If he held that hand any higher he'd be managing Lazio.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 18:26

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

canepazzo posted:

You mix two different ones

poo poo on your hand and slap yourself.

And

You're like that guy who shat on my doorstep then asked for it back.

These are almost as bad as the cantonese ones my wife quotes.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:17

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

canepazzo posted:

Surprising absolutely no one, Palermo sale has fallen through. "I didn't receive the needed guarantees"

Zamp's back baby!

Oh boy!

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 20:50

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

trem_two posted:

Palermo's headquarters, Zamparini's holding company's offices, and Zamparini's home were all raided today as part of a money laundering/embezzlement investigation.

RIP Palermo

Nice. Just nice.

Maybe we'll reform in D.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 14:18

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 01:30

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

If you want a laugh, look up what Livorno is in English.

I've never been to the new Juve stadium so I don't know where you should stay! I would imagine somewhere on the metro would be better than out there though.

Wait what the gently caress Foghorn Leghorn

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 15:27

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