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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



This is all I have to say to Moby:

Moby you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headed f** blow me

(I've bleeped out a word here in case you're sensitive)

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i liekd that song he did with the no doubt girl (:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSCpmaIs4BQ

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Dude likes his house music. :shrug:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I don't think I quite understand what's going on here, but I won't hold my ignorance against the OP by voting it 1. Will vote it 3 instead.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I think he's actually fifty years old.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Citizen Tayne posted:

I think he's actually fifty years old.

This is possible, will confirm at a later date

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
came in here to post the eminem lyrics

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
Moby - who admits he has watched many adult movies in his lifetime - told Bizarre magazine: "I've never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know?

"Surely that's intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better."

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

emoji posted:

Moby - who admits he has watched many adult movies in his lifetime - told Bizarre magazine: "I've never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know?

"Surely that's intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better."

Maybe I was wrong about this Moby guy

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

emoji posted:

Moby - who admits he has watched many adult movies in his lifetime - told Bizarre magazine: "I've never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know?

"Surely that's intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better."

Hey that's Ron Jeremy's gig. :colbert:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
OP you seem to have left off typing the band's name halfway through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_FlNwQlBmU

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

emoji posted:

Moby - who admits he has watched many adult movies in his lifetime - told Bizarre magazine: "I've never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know?

"Surely that's intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better."

I always thought the actresses were legit dwarfs to create the illusion of size.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The best thing Moby's done, and it was really Michael Mann's doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KdYu68qJvo

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

why did eminem hate moby anyway?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
he got eaten by a cannibalistic space ghost on a very special episode of space ghost: coast to coast in the 90s

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

OctoberBlues posted:

why did eminem hate moby anyway?

he killed kid rocks midget friend with his car, ran him ight over it started the whole big eminem/moby fued, kid rock wasnt even pissed he was just like "whatever dude"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like that song of his that comes at the end of the Bourne movies

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Eminem made fun of Moby for being old at 36, and now Eminem is in his mid-40s. Time waits for noman.

KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~

OctoberBlues posted:

This is possible, will confirm at a later date

He's going to be even older by then, you may want to do it quickly

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Ein cooler Typ posted:

came in here to post the eminem lyrics

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
never heard of him

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


remember the flash video of all the pretty beaches interspersed with deep quotes and sad pictures like little girl running naked from flaming Vietnamese village with the moby song that's like hey hey hey womaaaan

www
Aug 4, 2010

do eminem and moby stil have beef?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


www posted:

do eminem and moby stil have beef?

moby looks to me like a vegetarian

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Celluloid Sam posted:

moby looks to me like a vegetarian

worse, he's a vegan

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEfo080ryB4

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Luvcow posted:

worse, he's a vegan

rip moby

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i heard that eminem also hates moby cause one time moby was drunk as poo poo and crsing around in his car and he ran over eminems dog and instead of taking it to the vet he just hosed it. right then and there in the midle of the street he hosed eminems poor dying dog and hen drove off pants still around his ankles

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
More like moby dick

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Nooner posted:

i heard that eminem also hates moby cause one time moby was drunk as poo poo and crsing around in his car and he ran over eminems dog and instead of taking it to the vet he just hosed it. right then and there in the midle of the street he hosed eminems poor dying dog and hen drove off pants still around his ankles

where'd you hear that :eyepop:

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe

OctoberBlues posted:

why did eminem hate moby anyway?
eminems lyrics offended mobys delicate vegan sensibilities

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

OctoberBlues posted:

Moby you can get stomped by Obie

my friend is it a fat asian parody rapper named obese rice. most of his songs are about sumo wrestling

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Celluloid Sam posted:

where'd you hear that :eyepop:

my friend Jonah Hill told me, he saw the whole thing (this was back before his big break obviously) anyways he said moby has a small peener too lol

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
I read somewhere that Moby has herpes

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Is this the slander moby thread now? Okay by me if so

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

walgreenslatino posted:

I read somewhere that Moby has herpes

probably got it from eminems dog

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I always loving hated that guy


Never heard any of his songs or whatever but I bet they're all as hosed up and weird looking as he is

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Bald midgets make the best songs.

They are protected by law though anhd we can only harvest them once a century.

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
They are like the human songbirds

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