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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Seeking pussy clearance

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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Permission denied. Now sit right there and think about what you just did.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

stand still, i'm gonna kick you in the back of the leg

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
negative, negative. we had a reactor leak here now. give us a few minutes to lock it down. large leak, very dangerous.

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Carmant posted:

Seeking pussy clearance

try asking a mirror :smug:

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


I give you permission to go gently caress yourself.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Doc Friday posted:

I give you permission to go gently caress yourself.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


permission granted but here's the catch you can only do it with a man

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cubone posted:

negative, negative. we had a reactor leak here now. give us a few minutes to lock it down. large leak, very dangerous.

Who is this?? What's your operating number?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Sam got you probated once, and if sam doesn't like you, I don't like you.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Adjust course and maintain a holding pattern. There's heavy traffic in the area. Please standby and await further instructions.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the hatches are open

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
Clearance approved, with a dick substitute.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

canpakes posted:

try asking a mirror :smug:

haha drat

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

adjust your vector

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
dont cut thrusters until about 5 centimeters give em a little scare

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


OctoberBlues posted:

Sam got you probated once, and if sam doesn't like you, I don't like you.

Bitch Made Idiot

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that's a pretty fair assessment

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Carmant posted:

Bitch Made Idiot

Sam is nice and makes lots of pounds of dough, what the hell do you do?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


OctoberBlues posted:

Sam is nice and makes lots of pounds of dough, what the hell do you do?

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

OctoberBlues posted:

Sam got you probated once, and if sam doesn't like you, I don't like you.

But then again, he also complimented Celluloid Sam:

Carmant posted:

Yeah sids insanely chill, he just doesnt give a crap as you can see from this thread

So, there is that to ponder.

edit: I love this "Will they? Won't they" thing that Sid and Carmant have going on.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
i can't remember why I don't like you carmant, but I don't

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Ibogaine posted:

But then again, he also complimented Celluloid Sam:


So, there is that to ponder.

Well I guess I don't know what to do anymore

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
i withdraw consent

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


You have permission to get tae gently caress.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

OctoberBlues posted:

Well I guess I don't know what to do anymore

Just sit back, relax and let the narrative unfold before your eyes!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

EngineerSean posted:

i withdraw consent
red alert! full power to aft shields!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
if we open cargo bay 2 the resultant decompression should dislodge them

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"captain, all ships in the sector are ignoring our hails"

"have you tried modulating the frequency?"

"i'll try it... no response captain"

"use the deflector array to boost the signal"

"...now they're raising shields sir"

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
there is no known defense against the picard maneuver

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

negative ghostrider, the pattern is full

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Tuxedo Gin posted:

negative ghostrider, the pattern is full
uh mav is there something i should know about?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Carmant posted:

Bitch Made Idiot

this but directed at OP

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
piss on rear end and balls engaged

Anchors
Nov 27, 2007
Permission granted, but only for rear access.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
gonna have to have my team of attorneys look over the foreplay terms again

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ibogaine posted:


edit: I love this "Will they? Won't they" thing that Sid and Carmant have going on.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
Platform is highly intoxicated, unable to enunciate a negative response... if docking party is of substantial financial means, is on college swim team, little chance of harm. You may proceed.

Please limit docking to 20 minutes of action.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im afraid the main docking receiver is too wide and simply worn out of spec for tight seal with docking umbilical
requesting alternative access

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Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

gary oldmans diary posted:

im afraid the main docking receiver is too wide and simply worn out of spec for tight seal with docking umbilical
requesting alternative access

the trash portal is currently at 50% capacity

access granted for 17 minutes till next discard cycle

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