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Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012

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Fun Shoe
optane

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
my tane is optimized.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

:gas:

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Fun Shoe
pure tane......

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Based on 3D Christpoint

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
who cares OP, hardware just works

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
now optane i can get into

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


what's the target market for this

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Shaggar posted:

my tane is optimized.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

now optane i can get into

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

a lot of fat guys at intel

Instant Grat
Jul 31, 2009

Just add
NERD RAAAAAAGE
now optane, i can ge-

Sham bam bamina! posted:

now optane i can get into

gently caress you

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
optane and optane accessories

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

"announced", so for now it's unoptanium

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
http://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/architecture-and-technology/non-volatile-memory.html

look at the jpeg artifacts in these pics

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Sagebrush posted:

what's the target market for this

Cigar aficionados who believe either that 1) impurities in butane affect their cigar making it taste like awful cigar smoke or 2) butane impurities gum up your lighter after a while and cause it to stop working.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Salt Fish posted:

Cigar aficionados who believe either that 1) impurities in butane affect their cigar making it taste like awful cigar smoke or 2) butane impurities gum up your lighter after a while and cause it to stop working.

3) people who want to wash the impurities out of their drugs with the impurities in pressurized flammable gases, and then hold those drugs up to their faces and light them on fire

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
itaneium

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Laserjet 4P posted:

optane and optane accessories

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Can we generate a nude optane?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
intel optout technology

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

flakeloaf posted:

"announced", so for now it's unoptanable
there we go

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


yeah that's good


Laserjet 4P posted:

optane and optane accessories

that's even more good

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


just continuing the branding theme with infinity x the pixel artifacts of png, 10x the size

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


do i look like i know what a jay peg is? alfijaofjlklkfjdlkdjflakfjal

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

hahaha their graphics person sucks balls

folks don't know how to use a png file

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Dell opterane

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

That Robot posted:

hahaha their graphics person sucks balls

folks don't know how to use a png file

they fixed the site at some point today :(

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

1000x faster 1000x endurance 10x denser = 10000000x price

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
don't worry they'll only be for dcs for at least the next 15 months

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

or they've actually been in production for 15 months but all getting shuffled off into dcs

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

they fixed the site at some point today :(

idk it still looks like garbage to me

jpg text on a flat color background? what the gently caress? shoot my balls off already

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
i86tane

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

duTrieux. posted:

idk it still looks like garbage to me

jpg text on a flat color background? what the gently caress? shoot my balls off already
yeah they didn't fix it at all

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
now optayne i can get into

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
what kind of optane rating do i need to avoid memory knock

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
is there any way to generate a nude optayne?

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

optane sounds like tayne like from Paul rudd computrr

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
optane in the membrane

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Sham bam bamina! posted:

what kind of optane rating do i need to avoid memory knock

Make sure you avoid ethanol based networks, they can corrode your bit seals

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