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Seriously try it. loving yourself feels good.
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Hello GOOD FRIEND!
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I'll give it a go
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Done and done.
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Weren't parody threads also banned though?
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Wowbagger2004 posted:Weren't parody threads also banned though? Only for a short period of time and also only unfunny ones so this thread would be safe.
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The new rule is to post threads any time you have a random thought, as long as you don't tell people to "k" themselves. Good thread op!!
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do you have a guide op? maybe a 2003 microsoft powerpoint presentation?
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I'll give it the ol college try
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What methodology should be used for maximum pleasure? I'm 1.5 inches so don't have a lot of options.
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im.goimg to need a video demonstration, anatomical charts, pie graphs, bar graphs, statistics from texas and a bar of soap
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:im.goimg to need a video demonstration, anatomical charts, pie graphs, bar graphs, statistics from texas and a bar of soap Here's a start: http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/flaskfucker-fruit-hat/1/
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I like it when women screw themselves. The vagina is an intricate nook full of secrets. Dicks are pretty boring.
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gotta get the poison out
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I'm going to try this on your dad first hehe
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ROFLburger posted:I'm going to try this on your dad first hehe 
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pound the pud
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Dicks just shoot, shoot, shoot. Some people like that but I find it boring. It's similar to the dogs vs. cats argument. Dogs are cocks.
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im going to gently caress my self with a jackhammer covered in poison and spines until cum shoots out
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Smythe posted:im going to gently caress my self with a jackhammer covered in poison and spines until cum shoots out Shoots out of the jackhammer? Wicked.
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smythe how many hours on the day do you spend on the forums? im legitimately curious
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i dont mean that in a hateful way. just wondering
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I spend all of them online.
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we have a benchmark
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i tried to gently caress myself but i couldn't reach
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I prefer when cis women gently caress me instead
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I keep trying to but my sexy waifu keeps doing it for me. I'm like, "dammit babe, I'm a grown man I can do things myself!" but she's like "nope" and does it for me. What can you do? It's a cultural thing I guess.
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I also would like to stick a giant dildo up my vag
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i make a grilled chees sandwich but the two pieces of bread are my butt cheeks like with mleted butter and krafts singles in my asss so i get fuccked real cheeesy
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Im tucking my dick in my butt but when it gets hard it builds tension until it ejects in a violent manner, help!
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Im tucking my dick in my butt but when it gets hard it builds tension until it ejects in a violent manner, help! you gotta avoid getting hard. think about something repulsive, like your face
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I do it Wishmaster 2 style
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