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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
...with my bros and drive around playing golf. August 17th, 2016. Today is the day I went super saiyan white...

For real though has anyone done this before? I want to be an rear end in a top hat slowing everyone down on the highway and then park in a swinger camp then golf.

Maybe play guitar and smoke drugs. Probably also bring my weber Q grill and cook some good rear end steak and eggs with my dudes. Hell yeah bro lets drink busch all day and play poker while we drive to Nashville. Lets fuckin' shower together and make out with each others wives while making eye contact with each other behind their backs. gently caress it. I don't care.

A drat RV:

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canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Looks like you could make that thing do a wheelie op.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i've lived in an RV for 2 years ama

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

canpakes posted:

Looks like you could make that thing do a wheelie op.

Horse poo poo dude. Are you loving retarded? Do you know how much that thing weighs and how lobsided the weight distribution is towards the front end?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I want to go on a horse and buggy ride

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I think it would be really cool to live in an RV, but then I think about it again and decide it probably wouldn't.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Dave_Indeed posted:

Horse poo poo dude. Are you loving retarded? Do you know how much that thing weighs and how lobsided the weight distribution is towards the front end?

No, he's right, I've seen it.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Dave_Indeed posted:

Horse poo poo dude. Are you loving retarded? Do you know how much that thing weighs and how lobsided the weight distribution is towards the front end?

I looked at the picture again. It's like someone went out of their way to design the RV NOT to do a wheelie ever.

A terrible god drat post by the worst poster to have ever lived.

Holy poo poo I am so mad at you.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Dave_Indeed posted:

I looked at the picture again. It's like someone went out of their way to design the RV NOT to do a wheelie ever.

A terrible god drat post by the worst poster to have ever lived.

Holy poo poo I am so mad at you.

I have seen that exact rv do a wheelie. For three seconds even.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
What do rvs do with their poop

Can you just dump it out over the highway

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

I have seen that exact rv do a wheelie. For three seconds even.

I'm in the basement screaming into my rage pillow right now.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
can i have secs in your are vee??

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Dave_Indeed posted:

I'm in the basement screaming into my rage pillow right now.

Don't be mad, be glad that you're going to have an rv you can do sickass wheelies with.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

can i have secs in your are vee??

Yeah I went to a tailgate party one time and people were loving in the hell out of every RV in sight. They must look like a drat ancient cave full of stalagtite and stalagmites made out of cum in there.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
It's a house you can drive!

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dave_Indeed posted:

I looked at the picture again. It's like someone went out of their way to design the RV NOT to do a wheelie ever.

A terrible god drat post by the worst poster to have ever lived.

Holy poo poo I am so mad at you.

Your fat and could sit in the back with your trilby on bitch

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

canpakes posted:

Your fat and could sit in the back with your trilby on bitch

First of all, I am literally so good looking it startles people.

meanwhile... you're so fat you can't sit in anything. You sit on and around things you fat bitch.

Your posts are worse than baby cancer. I just can't capture it. The English tongue has failed. You just have to see how bad your dumb posts are to truly appreciate them for what they are.

Just... purified hot garbage. Hot.. musty... diaper goo.

s0j
May 17, 2003

get fucked, round-eye

Jonny 290 posted:

i've lived in an RV for 2 years ama

what was the specific series of life mistakes you made

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
we had 8 guys rent a big goddamn 5 or 6 row van and drive to gulf shores, it owned. We stopped and played Capitol Hill on the RTJ trail on the way to pick rooms in the house.

but, there was a catch, if you wanted to give up your driving day instead of making the room choice that was okay.

anyway then we just played 36 every day with a weird Ryder cup style format and got wrecked except for whoever had to drive that day

the rv thing could be interesting but idk how we'd do it with 8 guys. Will have to look into this thing. I do think the first round to establish sleeping place choice and maybe add the driving wrinkle in is essential

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Why not just buy an rv?

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004

Dave_Indeed posted:

For real though has anyone done this before?

yeah

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
i live in a trailer that stays in one place and i smoke weed in it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I wanna watch some porn? I just go outside and zip up my windows

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Isaac posted:

I wanna watch some porn? I just go outside and zip up my windows

idgi why zip up the windows, is it so u can look in other trailers

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I'm not proud of this image. But there are only so many ways you can make an RV funny. I had a whole bunch of ideas, like I was gonna make it Krusty themed or whatever, b ut I'm too sleep deprived to do that so voila:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i misread and thought this was a drad_bert thread

i was hoping for a krusty themed rv

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



vols bitch posted:

i misread and thought this was a drad_bert thread

i was hoping for a krusty themed rv

Apparently Friginator was on the verge of delivering

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
This man is living the fuckign dream


naem
May 29, 2011

Ein cooler Typ posted:

What do rvs do with their poop

Can you just dump it out over the highway

poop in teh bucket

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

OctoberBlues posted:

I think it would be really cool to live in an RV, but then I think about it again and decide it probably wouldn't.

then its not for you, good call

Ein cooler Typ posted:

What do rvs do with their poop

Can you just dump it out over the highway

i mean we're in a mobile home park rn and theres a 3" hole in the ground and you put your sewer outlet there and its just like a normal house while thats hooked up

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It's a house you can drive!

gently caress yeah it is. and theyre really fun to drive too. as long as youre not like driving through traffic, that is hell. but on the open road my poo poo has big cushy seats and a stereo with a remote control and a CB radio and my cat alternated sleeping on the dash and watching the miles roll by

s0j posted:

what was the specific series of life mistakes you made

got a good job with a huge raise in a big city, didnt feel like paying their rents

The Bananana posted:

Why not just buy an rv?

this, depreciation is huge. we paid $4000 for ours and it was like 85 thousand bucks new and still runs fine. i mean yeah its got a creak here and a leak there but people dump their motorhomes hard in recessions

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Ein cooler Typ posted:

What do rvs do with their poop

Can you just dump it out over the highway

just dump it all out when youre on a bridge over a ton of tourists on the boat like dave mathews did lol

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dave_Indeed posted:

I looked at the picture again. It's like someone went out of their way to design the RV NOT to do a wheelie ever.

A terrible god drat post by the worst poster to have ever lived.

Holy poo poo I am so mad at you.

Well if you sat in the back the thing would do a wheelie the whole way to wherever we are headed!

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
RV pro tip: you can park your RV in walmart parking lots for free

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

That looks like a sweet place to cook meth in.

Fastidious Toes
Apr 10, 2009

so much blood....

Ein cooler Typ posted:

What do rvs do with their poop

Can you just dump it out over the highway

Ask yourself, what would Dave Matthews do?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Airborne Viking posted:

That looks like a sweet place to cook meth in.

or get ur dick sucked in :q:

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Ein cooler Typ posted:

RV pro tip: you can park your RV in walmart parking lots for free

nope that policy died when sam did. now its :rolleyes: up to the discretion of the walmart manager

maybe 1/3 of them allow it. RVers of course have a stupid app finder for them

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Friginator posted:

I'm not proud of this image. But there are only so many ways you can make an RV funny. I had a whole bunch of ideas, like I was gonna make it Krusty themed or whatever, b ut I'm too sleep deprived to do that so voila:



Something Awful is a class based society where even owning photoshop automatically raises you above the common riff raff. So that's something to be proud of at least.

Also where can I purchase this specific RV?

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