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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i need a drat tim hortons breakfast sandwich and a greasy hashbrown thing and a massive cup of their lovely coffee and also a honey crueler monster truck tire donut, literally the only good donut at tim hortons the bleakest of fast food restaurants but also part of our self deprecating national identity :canada:

wheres the drat food tag gabagoool i cant find it

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Breakfast tacos are superior to breakfast sandwiches. Just fyi.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

no gabagool?

c'mooooooooooooo

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Nathilus posted:

Breakfast tacos are superior to breakfast sandwiches. Just fyi.

Breakfast cereals reign supreme above both.

Captain Video
Apr 4, 2016
Why don't you blend coffee, butter and coconut oil for breakfast like a normal person?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Subway makes breakfast now

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


i need that in my mouth right now

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Maybe you already have two white ovoid objects squeezed into buns somewhere inside of you this whole time, do you really need a breakfast sandwich? Or maybe you've already been sandwiched for breakfast?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

timmy's iced coffee is better than most fast food iced coffee imho

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
You ain't right in the morning if you don't have a sit-down plate of biscuits and gravy with bacon.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

OctoberBlues posted:

Subway makes breakfast now
foot long flat bread ham and egg thing with spinach avocado tomato onion lots of mayo mustard salt and pep

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

You ain't right in the morning if you don't have a sit-down plate of biscuits and gravy with bacon.

Sausage, either in patties or crumbled in the gravy, and 2 eggs on top.

:frogout:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I thank you for your patronage, op.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

You ain't right in the morning if you don't have a sit-down plate of biscuits and gravy with bacon.

Meat has no place in the breakfast.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

notZaar posted:

Meat has no place in the breakfast.

Wrong

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Chorizo + egg

Bean + cheese.

Yeeeaaauuuh.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

Meat has no place in the breakfast.

go back to russia you loving commie

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

numberoneposter posted:

i need a drat tim hortons breakfast sandwich and a greasy hashbrown thing and a massive cup of their lovely coffee and also a honey crueler monster truck tire donut, literally the only good donut at tim hortons the bleakest of fast food restaurants but also part of our self deprecating national identity :canada:

wheres the drat food tag gabagoool i cant find it

good donut opinion

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

notZaar posted:

Meat has no place in the breakfast.
thats a ban

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

notZaar posted:

Meat has no place in the breakfast.

What the gently caress is wrong with you?
B&G, hash browns, eggs over easy then mix it all together and shovel it in like a heathen.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I'm not a fan of Tim Horton's breakfast sandwiches - the eggs taste like reheated cardboard. Unless they changed them recently or something.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I'm the guy in the Tom Horton's drive-thru who has never eaten a doughnut before and is asking for descriptions of them all.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
breakfast burrito supremacy

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm eatin fish tacos and tomato soup whenever I get a appetite.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Nathilus posted:

Breakfast tacos are superior to breakfast sandwiches. Just fyi.

a shameful opinion.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
does tim hortons make a breakfast sandwich where the bread is a donut because if so that would be cool

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Give Pat a Job posted:

I'm the guy in the Tom Horton's drive-thru who has never eaten a doughnut before and is asking for descriptions of them all.
me choosing 24 tim bits

a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a chocolate
a crueler

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
A good breakfast:
Vegetable slices
Soft white cheeses
Various breads
Olives
Shakshuka

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
You have creepy armhair OP

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

A good breakfast:
Vegetable slices
Soft white cheeses
Various breads
Olives
Shakshuka

nice troll

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Why not drink Soilent and kill all your gut bacteria so you stop making GBS threads?

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
the best breakfast sandwich is the morning BLT

this is a BLT with an over easy egg on it. bonus points if served with hashbrowns, the shredded kind not the chunk kind, and then you put a nice big piece of that crispy potatoey goodness on the sandwich for some extra crunch and baby you got a stew going

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
also a sausage egg mcmuffin is perhaps the perfect driving breakfast food. even over burritos since you can one-hand em.

get 2 if you must.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

notZaar posted:

A good breakfast:
Vegetable slices
Soft white cheeses
Various breads
Olives
Shakshuka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QfcKP1W6EM

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Chinatown posted:

also a sausage egg mcmuffin is perhaps the perfect driving breakfast food. even over burritos since you can one-hand em.

get 2 if you must.

half the fun of driving breakfast is furiously trying to unravel your burrito, add the salsa packet and roll it back up at a red light

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
take some goat yogurt (plain)
add some chia seeds
mix it up
and enjoy with coffee

it's the breakfast of champions. i am a champion. i am a champion. i am a champion. i am a champion.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


any sandwich can be a breakfast sandwich if you are bold enough

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Chinatown posted:

breakfast burrito supremacy

As long as we're talking about portable, non-gravy options, I ok with this.

I like the Sonic ones because hashbrowns and jalapenos.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mozi posted:

take some goat yogurt (plain)
add some chia seeds
mix it up
and enjoy with coffee

it's the breakfast of champions. i am a champion. i am a champion. i am a champion. i am a champion.
whats your FTP

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