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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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notZaar posted:

A good breakfast:
Vegetable slices
Soft white cheeses
Various breads
Olives
Shakshuka

i like smoked paprika in my shakshuka i want that right now

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

unravel your burrito, add the salsa packet and roll it back up

CHRIST you are one of those people.

what the hell man!!!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i like that posted:

You have creepy armhair OP
thx ill post nudes next time

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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numberoneposter posted:

thx ill post nudes next time

YES PLS

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I skipped breakfast today and now i regret it

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Chinatown posted:

CHRIST you are one of those people.

what the hell man!!!!!

wtf are you supposed to do with it? put it on top of the burrito and eat it with a knife and fork like some kind of dandy?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

I skipped breakfast today and now i regret it

i just had a very delicious food packet™

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I would like actual food, thank you

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

wtf are you supposed to do with it? put it on top of the burrito and eat it with a knife and fork like some kind of dandy?

take a bite, add hot sauce, take a bite, add hot sauce, take a bite, add hot sauce

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Chinatown posted:

take a bite, add hot sauce, take a bite, add hot sauce, take a bite, add hot sauce

inefficient and wrong

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

inefficient and wrong

lol stop embarrassing yourself

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

inefficient and wrong

:agreed:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

I would like actual food, thank you

ingredients: milk protein concentrate, whey protein isolate, natural and artificial flavors, ascorbic acid, dehydrated fruits (blueberry, strawberry, raspberry), contains 2% or less of sea salt, citric acid, acesulfame potassium, sucralose, xanthan gum, microcrystalline cellulose, silicon dioxide

food

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

inefficient and wrong

wow you're dumb

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

did you know that putting the salsa inside the burrito and resealing it warms the salsa and creates a delicious harmony with the rest of the burrito?

probably not lol

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

did you know that putting the salsa inside the burrito and resealing it warms the salsa and creates a delicious harmony with the rest of the burrito?

probably not lol

i disagree with the concept of the "salsa packet" though, and as previously stated in another thread, firmly believe in getting enough hot sauce and salsa put inside the burrito from conception

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Respect that I live in the land of burritos and am a certified Burrito Expert in my region. Respect my wisdom.

The fact that your hot sauce comes in "packets" concerns me greatly. They come in tiny clear Solo brand cups with snap on lids.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i finally got some chips and salsa in my belly

its no breakfast sammy but ill take it

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

psychokitty posted:

i disagree with the concept of the "salsa packet" though, and as previously stated in another thread, firmly believe in getting enough hot sauce and salsa put inside the burrito from conception

in a perfect world my friend, but unfortunately we live in a land of little spice bitches who would object

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

The fact that your hot sauce comes in "packets" concerns me greatly. They come in tiny clear Solo brand cups with snap on lids.

this man is educating the rest of you fools

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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:forkbomb:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

idk where to get good breakfast breets round here so this is mcdonald's packets i'm talking about

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

whats your FTP

if FTP means 'finished to pooping' it's about 3 minutes

if it means file transfer protocol i guess ws_ftp?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

Respect that I live in the land of burritos and am a certified Burrito Expert in my region. Respect my wisdom.

The fact that your hot sauce comes in "packets" concerns me greatly. They come in tiny clear Solo brand cups with snap on lids.

You don't live in Mexico.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Chinatown posted:

take a bite, add hot sauce, take a bite, add hot sauce, take a bite, add hot sauce

why on earth would anyone choose to do this?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
I'm revoking your burrito credentials idiot

Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I get where the OP is coming from. I too wanted a breakfast sandwich, so I got one.

The key to getting a breakfast sandwich is as follows, OP:

Visualize it.
Believe it.
DO IT.

Don't accept a "no" from anybody, especially yourself. We're all behind you in this, 105%.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ROFLburger posted:

I'm revoking your burrito credentials idiot

On whose authority

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Why would anyone even eat grits?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Chief McHeath posted:

Why would anyone even eat grits?

because they are good?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Hector Beerlioz posted:

On whose authority

i speak for literally everyone on gbs except for chinatown, thank you very much

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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ROFLburger posted:

i speak for literally everyone on gbs except for chinatown, thank you very much

:agreed:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

psychokitty posted:

because they are good?

Bad poo poo opinion right here bub.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

ROFLburger posted:

i speak for literally everyone on gbs except for chinatown, thank you very much

lol I'm sorry you don't know how to eat food

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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psychokitty posted:

because they are good?
so just a crotch shot or something a bit more "seductive" maybe B&W with some mood lighting

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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numberoneposter posted:

so just a crotch shot or something a bit more "seductive" maybe B&W with some mood lighting

either i'm fairly easy to please :wiggle:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Chief McHeath posted:

Bad poo poo opinion right here bub.

what is bub

grits are good if you don't know that then i'm sorry

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
somebody please kiss my grits :( they are lonely and might self-harm

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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psychokitty posted:

either i'm fairly easy to please :wiggle:
erotic crotch shots

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DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

psychokitty posted:

grits are good if you don't know that then i'm sorry

can confirm. I like this with 2 eggs over medium on top as well.

Mozi posted:

somebody please kiss my grits :( they are lonely and might self-harm

That joke is almost 50 years old and your twist on it was predictably goony.

:hfive:

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