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Post here and I will, in good old asswhopping fashion, try my utmost to insult (or honor you, depends on how you look at it) with rhymes from the bottom of my heart! BYOB be so chill, Times like standin' still, A new dawg is in town, poo poo's going down! P.S. Don't forget to pay me. Edit: Tempted at actualy "rapping" one of these.. We'll see. Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Aug 19, 2016 |
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what if I don't pay you? what are you gonna do, roast me?
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Aug 19, 2016 17:54
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HighwireAct posted:what if I don't pay you? If you ain't payin', I tell you, I'm sayin' poo poo gonna look bad, You won't be so rad, When it's your rear end that I've had!
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Aug 19, 2016 17:55
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drat you just beat my rear end and I didn't even pay for it
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Aug 19, 2016 17:57
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HighwireAct posted:drat you just beat my rear end and I didn't even pay for it Don't matter, No worry, Im the one running you over with a lorry. So now you are sorry? Hah, your face is all gory!
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Aug 19, 2016 17:59
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Aug 19, 2016 18:33
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super mario batali posted:Hey OP here is 2 cents Wow, hey, ladies and gents, Super Mario Batali with his two cents, Living, looking like a king, drat it's gotta sting.. That he is still under my wing! USER WAS PROBED FOR THIS POST Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Aug 19, 2016
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Aug 19, 2016 18:54
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Barking geckos are Australian, so here's my Australian 2c. FYI - That's about .125 Norwegian Krone. Do your worst.
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Aug 19, 2016 19:10
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Barking Gecko posted:Barking geckos are Australian, so here's my Australian 2c. I'm glad you're payin' There is this sayin' Lizard be Wizards, But c'mon, really? A Barking Gecko? Heck NO!
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Aug 19, 2016 19:16
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I can't pay you op but I want to be rapped itt
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Aug 19, 2016 19:19
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Beige posted:I can't pay you op but I want to be rapped itt It's fine, just take some time, Come up with a rhyme? No? Im sure you'd be pro on Vine, With the kids and fake Gs Maybe sing bout, birds and the bees? Be right up your cute little alley, For you n' your brother Ms.Salley!
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Aug 19, 2016 19:27
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can I borrow 2 cents from someone? TIA!
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Aug 19, 2016 19:37
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Splatmaster posted:can I borrow 2 cents from someone? TIA! What a shameful diplay, Have you completely lost your way? Begging for money, honey? I remember some time back, You thought I was real wack, Even though you were living in a burlap sack!
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Aug 19, 2016 19:45
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first of all, gently caress your posts and the quotes you claim, byob is my home, not a Let's Play game you claim to be a poster, but your noise is white, I'll bust on all threads that ain't chillin for life |
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Aug 19, 2016 20:32
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Piso Mojado posted:first of all, gently caress your posts and the quotes you claim, You think your playing a game? I will put your rear end to shame, All I can see is your crying, The crowds laughter, dying. So what is it you are bringing? You sound like Lady Gaga singing!
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Aug 19, 2016 20:38
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It's hot outside, is it getting to you? Is it turning your brain into cranium stew? I got an idea! Here's what you can do, Relax and chill out and watch Scooby Doo. It's too hot for friction, cool off- meditate? Think positive vibes and make them resonate Throughout this thread like a chill violin- And be unwound by the sounds that echo within. You can choose dischord and discard sound advice, If you think that to be wise, precise and concise- I suggest you protest inwardly and resist, Your best course in the end is the choice to desist. Who am I to decide and advise in this matter? To dole out compromise in a haphazard splatter? Who am I to sculpt words as if made of plaster? You know who I am. I am Splatmaster! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 19, 2016 21:10
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Splatmaster posted:It's hot outside, is it getting to you? You talk about bringing the heat, Still your laying there like a sack of wheat, Sure, you do a decent rhyme, It might be worth close to a dime. But man, stop eating your shoe, You got beat, whoopty doo. You can still make it, Just not with your wit, You ain't exactly lit, You just look sad throwing a fit. Maybe this is your vice, Spitting awful jokes and lies, I will give you points for your tries, But this is where your rant dies. I am the master of cermony, Not leader of single mom's hegemony! And, no doubt you are the Splatmaster, Your mother told me so, little bed wetting disaster! But I am done hating, I will be waiting, When you grow up, little pup, I will show you what's up!
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Aug 19, 2016 21:21
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Uxzuigal posted:You talk about bringing the heat, Oh, there you are! You were running late, I haven't seen you since we were at the starting gate But here we both are and I'm feeling fine You'll see me again at the finish line. What performance enhancing drugs did you put yourself on? How did you think you'd win this lyrical marathon? Piso already said you were straight up white noise, It's your curfew, go home! And don't forget your toys! If you have a retort you'd better compile it fast Before this thread gets closed (or even gassed) I'm done dropping bombs but before the dust settles, I'll be standing tall wearing your unearned gold medals! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 19, 2016 22:31
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Splatmaster posted:Oh, there you are! You were running late, Hey master, thought you were faster, Was that really you at the starting gate? Was wondering who ran backwards, no hate! But I guess it all makes sense, You were getting abit tense, Running in reverse, Knowing you'll soon be in a herse! I get it, it's hard to admit, But you should just quit, This is out of your league, It's evident by your fatigue, You are all done, All you can do is run... Im just STARTING to have fun! You are begging for a retort, Is this really your last resort? You are like a cute little Woldemort! Oh btw, I know that you gassed, It was evident when all the flies passed, You are lucky if you don't get pest controlled You are never getting that gold!
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Aug 19, 2016 22:55
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The way y'all kick it just sickens me Think I'll picket the Jimmy Dean Like the sausage you're spittin me I split a sentence make history Writing books over top of heiroglyphic egyptian scrolls Pyramids I could rip with just my lips, it's gold So I'm kissin the mummies while y'all missin your mommies The pictoglyphics'll love me cuz when I spit it's tsunami |
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Aug 20, 2016 02:29
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You should actually just rap them it's a lot of fun and don't worry no one is good when they start You can get beats here http://beattapeco-op.com/ Or here are my spotify playlists with beats I use https://play.spotify.com/user/benh1987/playlist/70foqkG4OqibdxB38G7Arg is mostly weird non-traditional beats https://play.spotify.com/user/benh1987/playlist/6b1aAIZp11ZVHLrJxfNKdW |
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Aug 20, 2016 02:41
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Shakill OReal posted:The way y'all kick it just sickens me You and me, it's time to get real, The pup vs the navy seal.. Yeah, I know you like books, catchy phrases and smart hooks, And that ain't bad, you are far from the worst I've had, Heard some rumors too, didn't believe 'em, mummies and dust? But now you admit it, that you hit it, can't quit it? Kick it! Sick poo poo! I thought better of you, but I guess it all rings true, Atleast it explains the purple and blue, weird hue, Tsunami? All I can see is you biting a junami. But really, it gives me pain, to see you on a train, Alone and in in the rain, looking in vain, There aint no mummies on Amtrack, An old petrified rack? That poo poo is wack! [Ps. Loved your lyrics :>]
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Aug 20, 2016 08:18
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yo, yo... yo beige steps in, yo you lookin' scared, poo poo got real though, you ain't prepared. um, yeah! .. hm *chokes* *throws gang signs* ---------------- |
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Aug 20, 2016 11:26
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Beige posted:yo, yo... yo Don't choke, this is no joke, Your rhymes and lyrics, solid as oak Your enemies will be left in the smoke, Let me see it in you, the beast that you woke!
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Aug 20, 2016 12:53
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This one goes out to FluffieDuckie, the Master of YOB! Vigilant, Swift, Cool-headed and Just, There is only one lady that we can trust, Fluffie, Duckie, we are quite lucky, Having her here on top of the hill, Chillin', killin' all for the thrillin' You better be nice.. OR SHE WILL PUT YOU ON ICE!
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Aug 20, 2016 12:57
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Uxzuigal posted:This one goes out to FluffieDuckie, the Master of YOB!   i'd write a rhyme but mine suck all the time i love y'all the most that's the end of this post 
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