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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

EorayMel posted:

Let me tell you about an experimental grid-loading caseless ammunition LMG.

Gunter, no!

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

im sorry but if i saw you with that gun irl I would laugh at you bc I'd think you were cosplaying CoD or something

what the gently caress do you need with that

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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

extra stout posted:

I'm going to address this as though it is serious:

Our advice is already crippled by not knowing your country or state and the laws that apply, I'm going to not

Read the rest. He said he was in California. He can't buy poo poo. Actually, I guess Freund was able to get something and he was from Cali, so Good Luck!

# ? Aug 20, 2016 20:02

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

idk why you retards keep saying that when there's like 3 gun stores within 10 miles of me in encinitas

now you wanna run around and talk about guns like we ain't got none what you think we sold 'em all

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Oscar Wild posted:

Read the rest. He said he was in California. He can't buy poo poo. Actually, I guess Freund was able to get something and he was from Cali, so Good Luck!

nah only the scary looking guns are banned the rest are cool

# ? Aug 20, 2016 20:08

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Moridin920 posted:

idk why you retards keep saying that when there's like 3 gun stores within 10 miles of me in encinitas

now you wanna run around and talk about guns like we ain't got none what you think we sold 'em all

Tupac was shot in Vegas, no one of consequence is ever shot on Encinitas.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 20:13

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Moridin920 posted:

im sorry but if i saw you with that gun irl I would laugh at you bc I'd think you were cosplaying CoD or something

what the gently caress do you need with that

The same reason why you would need this.

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TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

FuturePastNow posted:

If the Mateba is good enough for Togusa it's good enough for you

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Get a desert eagle

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various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

"What are you gonna do, stab me?" -quote from man shot

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King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.Two is one and one is none. Remember this and survive.

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Garcin: Jun 15, 2000

You need a revolver cz75, that refills it's rounds in the cylinder through a clip.

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Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

im sorry but if i saw you with that gun irl I would laugh at you bc I'd think you were cosplaying CoD or something

what the gently caress do you need with that

Shooting Russians in the Fulda Gap.

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Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

op did you find a gun that fits up your rear end in a top hat yet?

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Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

OctoberBlues posted:

op did you find a gun that fits up your rear end in a top hat yet?

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

hold the knurled ring and twist the barrel? sounds a lot like my reach around technique

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spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Young Freud posted:

I reckon I can store about 10 of these in my rear end and be a literally walking machine gun.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 16:59

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

Just so you know, there's a CIA version as well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aalbVLCx4S4

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Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

yeah, but can you shoot it from your rectum?

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Germstore posted:

yeah, but can you shoot it from your rectum?

that depends, have you been doing your kegels?

# ? Aug 21, 2016 17:27

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

You're captured and they are about to perform a cavity search, and then *blam*, you shoot the examiner's hand clear off, yell, "rectum? I nearly kill 'em," and run off in the confusion.

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

well op,

here is the truth about gun nuts:

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psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

I have p sweet guns

They are my biceps

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Sancho: Jul 18, 2003

very sexist imo

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Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Get this gun, OP

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

OP buy the gun.

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# ? Aug 21, 2016 17:41

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

But probably not this one!

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

EorayMel posted:

OP buy the gun.

furniture owns :love:

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ScratchAndSniff: Sep 28, 2008; This game stinks

Perhaps you should get a sord to fight borglar.

https://youtu.be/wAkCLpMtjlM

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penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

extra stout posted:

I'm going to address this as though it is serious:

Our advice is already crippled by not knowing your country or state and the laws that apply, I'm going to not recommend a hand gun just because it's probably hard to get where you live, if you're an idiot or recently even a goon from the 'counter-strike' thread you will blow your own thumb off, so we're going to jump to rifles and shotguns.

We're going to skip shotguns because I again know nothing about where you live or how dumb you are. Dumb people blow out a wall in their own house and kill their kid or some poo poo because shotguns were not made with 2016 Chinese drywall home defense in mind.

Entry rifles: A good .22 actually be pretty effective in home defense and purchased new for about 200-300 dollars. In your case, 'good' is defined as being reliable and having at least a 10 round magazine in case you miss a lot even from the distance of half your yard. Almost all the reputable and old companies sell a successful version of this in America. Ruger 10/22, a Remington, Savage, Marlin, pick one. Ammunition is cheap, just learn how to clean the gun and the basic mechanics so you don't shoot yourself. Can also be used for plinking, and small game.

Mid range rifles: .243 is a good caliber between .22 and .308, buy one if you want the minimum caliber to hunt deer when not defending your apartment full of bags of chips or whatever.

Big rifles: .308 is the standard big fukkr, can kill deer, moose, or intruders. So can every other caliber just not for the deer or moose part.

Good luck, have fun, the gun forum is cool and good.

Wrong, for an idiot buy a cheap rear end shotgun and like #4 buck or whatever. Everything you mentioned is underpowered as all heck or grossly overpenetrates also .243 for noob home defense ???

SHAMEFUL

# ? Aug 21, 2016 20:02

Utterly Irrelephant: Sep 6, 2007; ive got a rocket in my pocket

12 gauge pump shotgun, either a Remington 870 or mossburg 500. After that a handgun, basically anything 9mm or better is good. Rifles are pretty poo poo for home defense, but if you want an AK or AR, go for it.

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