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if you could place some intrinsic value on a fart, what would it be?
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Aug 21, 2016 19:59
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Maybe I fart trace particles of precious minerals
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Aug 21, 2016 20:05
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One "JiveHonky"
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Aug 21, 2016 20:09
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انا مثلي
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Aug 21, 2016 20:10
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Farts would only be worth something in a world where poop has intrinsic value. Farts would be the equivalent of pocket change.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:12
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I inserted a turbine and use farts to power my posting
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Aug 21, 2016 20:13
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Id say about three burps, op
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Aug 21, 2016 20:14
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"My name is fart?"
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Aug 21, 2016 20:17
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Every time you fart a hobgoblin gets its peen~
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Aug 22, 2016 01:05
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3 Wampum
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Aug 22, 2016 01:07
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It depends on who did it and when, and yes you have to be able to show provenance
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Aug 22, 2016 01:10
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At least 20,000 of your posts, OP.
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Aug 22, 2016 01:24
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I've had a lot of random people farting on me in public and they didn't ask for money so I guess it's free or whatever. I didn't cum or anything but hey cheap date eh? 
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Aug 22, 2016 01:28
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i'm pretty sure girl farts are way more in demand, and therefore, higher priced.
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Aug 22, 2016 01:29
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30 pieces of silver
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Aug 22, 2016 01:29
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A fart is worth 1/10th of a poo poo. Useful when haggling with someone who "doesn't give a poo poo" Also, a shart is worth 1/2 a poo poo and 1 fart, or 6 farts.
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Aug 22, 2016 01:32
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Jesus Christ posted:if you could place some intrinsic value on a fart, what would it be? find what you seek here 
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Aug 22, 2016 01:43
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and here we have some artisinal, grass-fed farts, huffed directly out of the rear end of a preachy hippy from northern california
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Aug 22, 2016 01:47
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what is the going rate for methane
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Aug 22, 2016 01:54
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has anyone said $4.20 yet?
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Aug 22, 2016 01:55
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69 cents
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Aug 22, 2016 01:56
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A buttcoin
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Aug 22, 2016 01:56
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:and here we have some artisinal, grass-fed farts, huffed directly out of the rear end of a preachy hippy from northern california Puts a whole new meaning to cash, grass, or rear end. 
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Aug 22, 2016 01:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l37kzieZ1Y
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Aug 22, 2016 02:01
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Assuming we value based mostly on Methane, the most valuable component of a fart, I think, we get approximately 2.5ml of Methane per the average fart, which produces about .09214 BTUs of energy. At current market rates (as of August 17) of $2.584/million BTUs for natural gas, that means each fart is worth about $0.00000024. Maybe toss in a few fractions of a penny more for the other gases in a fart. The peak time to sell you farts was back in late 2008, when you could have been earning a whopping $0.0000012 per fart! Alas, that ship has sailed
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Aug 22, 2016 02:08
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Chinatown posted:انا مثلي same
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Aug 22, 2016 02:12
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One Shitoshi
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Aug 22, 2016 02:15
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mercenarynuker posted:Assuming we value based mostly on Methane, the most valuable component of a fart, I think, we get approximately 2.5ml of Methane per the average fart, which produces about .09214 BTUs of energy. At current market rates (as of August 17) of $2.584/million BTUs for natural gas, that means each fart is worth about $0.00000024. Maybe toss in a few fractions of a penny more for the other gases in a fart. The peak time to sell you farts was back in late 2008, when you could have been earning a whopping $0.0000012 per fart! Alas, that ship has sailed close thread
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Aug 22, 2016 02:16
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more than this thread
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Aug 22, 2016 02:18
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I thought farts were h2s
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Aug 22, 2016 02:19
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it depends on the value of the progenitor of said fart
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Aug 22, 2016 02:21
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It depends on the wind
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Aug 22, 2016 02:22
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The Fed has been printing farts so loosely as of late farts have become practically useless
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Aug 22, 2016 02:24
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I farted on a scale once and it told me I lost 0.4 lbs., so about that much.
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Aug 22, 2016 02:30
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Depends. Do I have a tummy ache?
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Aug 22, 2016 02:33
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I understand the value has dropped quite a bit, now that the North Koreans are producing counterfeit farts that are practically indistinguishable from the real thing. But basically, a fart is worth whatever the buyer is willing to pay.
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Aug 22, 2016 03:30
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a fart in the hand is worth two in the bush
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Aug 22, 2016 03:44
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girl farts are a rare but precious commodity
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Aug 22, 2016 03:48
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You know they say the very first fart from a newborn babe still smells of heaven
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Aug 22, 2016 03:51
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given the correct configurations of competing interests, why, a single fart could be worth all the world
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