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Some parts are very pretty. Most of it is a loving garbage dump. Their alcohol laws are something out of a cartoon. Also most people there have a serious mental disorder. If you live in Utah you can suck my gently caress.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:16
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The Mormons could do a lot to improve their image if they legalized weed in their weird, pretty cult state.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:17
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i think op said all there is to say
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Aug 21, 2016 20:21
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I want to write my cult into the literal local law too the american dream it is my right E: heard good things about something called sharia can anyone advise?
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Aug 21, 2016 20:21
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Oh the other hand, skiing on Sundays.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:22
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i will never go to utah
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Aug 21, 2016 20:23
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i drove through utah once
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Aug 21, 2016 20:24
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I like visiting Zion Canyon. At least i did before it got too crowded.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:25
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Strategic Tea posted:I want to write my cult into the literal local law too Just act really nice and bubbly all the time and people won't notice as much when you start to codify your wackadoodle beliefs into law. This is something that the Southern Baptists thankfully haven't figured out - They can't go 5 minutes without being a public rear end in a top hat to someone or something so the media picks up on it and then the courts block their dunk attempt.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:26
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Most of the people in Utah wear magic underwear they think protects them from bullets and the devil. Thats all that needs to be said really.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:30
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if you get a soda at a restaurant or fast food place or whatever you specifically have to tell them if you want the kind with caffeine because it's against the religion of the cult that runs that state
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Aug 21, 2016 20:32
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I drove through Utah a couple weeks ago. I was legitimately concerned because I had some alcohol in my trunk that I purchased in Colorado and I gather they don't take too kindly to people bringing outside booze into the state.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:36
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i tried getting a steak and a beer after driving all day and stopping in some bumfuck utah town, even if it was watered down beer or whatever the gently caress they have there. waitress told me it was after 10 pm so they can't serve alcohol
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Aug 21, 2016 20:39
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i could still buy beer at the convenience store afterwards though
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Aug 21, 2016 20:41
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Parallax Scroll posted:i tried getting a steak and a beer after driving all day and stopping in some bumfuck utah town, even if it was watered down beer or whatever the gently caress they have there. waitress told me it was after 10 pm so they can't serve alcohol Freaking scumbags.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:42
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Parallax Scroll posted:i could still buy beer at the convenience store afterwards though Don't you have to go to the special alcohol store to get any booze?
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Aug 21, 2016 20:44
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Pawn 17 posted:Don't you have to go to the special alcohol store to get any booze? i didn't. it was a 7-11 or something similar.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:47
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O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:49
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Parallax Scroll posted:i didn't. it was a 7-11 or something similar. Are you sure you're remembering that right? I tried to find booze at a convenience store in Utah, failed, and looked up the law that says they can't it sell it there.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:49
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I heard you have to be a member of a bar to go in for a drink. If that is true, Mormony just has one more reason to be obliterated. What's next? Swimsuits and guitar strings going to be outlawed?
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Aug 21, 2016 20:50
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If you're here during Christmas time go see the Festival of Lights. And if you're here in March go to the Holi Festival at the Krishna Temple in Spanish Fork.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:52
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they make some good stepford wives there though
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Aug 21, 2016 20:53
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Utahraptor is ok.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:54
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Mormons have the coolest temples
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Aug 21, 2016 20:55
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One time I was in Salt Lake City on a Sunday and it was like the world had ended, nobody was outside it was weird as hell. And seemingly everyone was a nerdy balding virgin.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:55
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Nerdy balding virgins who never leave the house on the weekends. Intersting.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:57
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I wear Mormon underwear when I work the gloryholes. Protects me from AIDS.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:58
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I drove through Utah the other day and saw a coal train. State patrol in Idaho are dicks.
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Aug 21, 2016 21:00
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Reminder that Missourians made it legal to shoot these motherfuckers on sight That's why they aren't here anymore even though they think it's Eden
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Chinatown posted:Their alcohol laws are something out of a cartoon. Ever notice the "are freedom" and "less government" states are the ones with the most hosed up and restrictive access to alcohol, makes u drink
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Aug 21, 2016 21:06
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Heh. Bring 'Em Young. That's what my creepy uncle used to say.
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Aug 21, 2016 21:06
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The Protagonist posted:Reminder that Missourians made it legal to shoot these motherfuckers on sight Reminder that their holy prophet burned down a printing press because the newspaper hurt his feelings Having hurt fee-fees makes you automatically ineligible to found a religion IMO
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Aug 21, 2016 21:07
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the little booklet they gave to their students with the cartoon of what to do when you notice your roommate developing an internet pornography addiction was pretty great
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Aug 21, 2016 21:07
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the national parks own a whole lot and the salt lake is cool
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Aug 21, 2016 21:10
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Elizabeth Smart is ironically one of the dumbest people I have ever heard talk.
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Aug 21, 2016 21:12
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If we let you Gentiles drink all the time you'd just join a bunch of streetgangs. Or worse you'd get funny ideas about who runs thing around here and run us into exile again.
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Aug 21, 2016 21:14
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Chinatown posted:Elizabeth Smart is ironically one of the dumbest people I have ever heard talk. lol didn't some little black girl get kidnapped around the same time but had the pluck to gnaw her way through her bindings and escape but nobody cared about it because a white girl was missing?
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They are huge hillary fans
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