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If you want to learn something, read a book.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 22:51 |
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Lol every person in this thread is a weapons grade noob. You should never leave college. Stay there until youre 30 years old god damnit.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 22:56 |
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then you have cirrhosis at 40 and debt until 120
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 22:57 |
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I'm close to graduating college with a mostly useless degree and mediocre grades but at least I had a lot of free time to drink/do drugs
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 23:04 |
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Like 68% of all the 3-ways I've ever had were in college, so I agree, stay there.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 23:08 |
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It's a community college, so just an Associates degree. I'm very happily married so I ignore hoes. I'm thinking I'll start my own endeavor once I graduate. Be my own boss. Make my own rules.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 23:31 |
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.lnk to the past posted:leave your door open this is important! gently caress this guy
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 23:51 |
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Try for a 4.0.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 23:56 |
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I'm getting a second masters solely to get out of my student loans. My job is paying for it FYI. I didn't learn anything in college and keep failing upward somehow.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 23:57 |
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Kuato posted:I'm getting a second masters solely to get out of my student loans. My job is paying for it FYI. Probably some massive conspiracy for your profs to pass you in exchange for making them dignitaries in the upcoming femmewars.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:01 |
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I went to college and now I fly around in private airplanes and make lots of money. lol if you got a stupid degree. be like me OP
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:05 |
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I'm only going so that my resume looks better. Maybe then I can get one better paying job, and not 2 full-time jobs like I have now.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:07 |
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MurderBot posted:I went to college and now I fly around in private airplanes and make lots of money. Noice. I would've did this in retrospect. Or went to pet grooming school or joined the Air Force or something. I thought Brazil was ok but living the experience isn't all that good.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:10 |
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Suckin dick and lickin balls?
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:10 |
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:Lol every person in this thread is a weapons grade noob. You should never leave college. Stay there until youre 30 years old god damnit. I am 30 and in college so yeah p much I will never leave (so long as that sweet hot tap of grant money keeps flowing my way)
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:12 |
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i'm 28 and i start taking more chinese classes tomorrow. poo poo is fun.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:15 |
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3.6 is a bad gpa, op. sorry you're doing poo poo in school.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:19 |
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The Protagonist posted:I am 30 and in college so yeah p much Hey as long as you're in hormones or weapons your grant writer could send them used toilet paper in a binder.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:20 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hey as long as you're in hormones or weapons your grant writer could send them used toilet paper in a binder. energy but yeah basically
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:22 |
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i'm a graduate student and it's dumb op
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:23 |
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Its never too early to go live at a trailer park and pump out 1d12 babies
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:32 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Its never too early to go live at a trailer park and pump out 1d12 babies I have 1d1 kid and I'm not rolling any more dice.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:46 |
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lol if you have kids in this day and age
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:54 |
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I'm just here to earn a degree, must concentrate on academics and staying out of trouble. If I make eye contact, smile with a grin and say hi and maybe introduce myself if the eye contact lingered. But then get the gently caress out of the conversation because sexual misconduct charges are the realest poo poo and you don't need it bro. Don't look old because that's depressing, don't try to look young because that's just pathetic. Forget about hookups until after you graduate and just do what you know: hookers in Tijuana. Scratch that, at 33 there are some faculty in your age range who are probably waiting for you to stop by and ask if they're single (they are, idiot). You're in that dual-status quasi-taboo zone where you're student-faculty but you're grown rear end adults and know how to handle poo poo. In fact there's one who's actually six years younger than me and looks closer to "student status" than I am so it would be this student-faculty fetish with role reversal. That's new and exciting. Anagram of GINGER fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Aug 22, 2016 |
# ? Aug 22, 2016 03:43 |
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Should I change my major from IT to something like....Automotive? I do love cars.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:45 |
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youre intentionally trying to get into IT? lmao
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:52 |
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you're going for an associates(?) soooo none of your following choices are really of any consequence
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:53 |
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hey lay off him he doesnt know anything he's in college instead of working
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:55 |
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I have 2 full time jobs.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 05:06 |
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The Protagonist posted:you're going for an associates(?) soooo none of your following choices are really of any consequence This is interesting to me. Are you saying that a Bachelor degree will get me a more specific job? Everything I see that is of interest is minimum Associate degree but more specifically in IT. It can't be that an Associates in any major would allow for any job.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 05:09 |
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Jebediah posted:This is interesting to me. Are you saying that a Bachelor degree will get me a more specific job? Everything I see that is of interest is minimum Associate degree but more specifically in IT. It can't be that an Associates in any major would allow for any job. Associates is unlikely to qualify you for anything that would pay more than you'd make flipping burgers.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 05:13 |
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I just got offered a job this morning making 17/hr, so that's a start. They will pay for any certs that I'm interested in as well. At least when I graduate, my son will have no excuse not to obtain some sort of formal education given his mom and I are the only kids in both of our families to get a degree.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 17:59 |
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Take nothing but programming, engineering, and computer science classes. Make $80k out of undergrad. You're welcome.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:13 |
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Your mom went to college
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:15 |
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I took a $100k loan to enrolled into some totally useless bullshit class in college and now I'm unemployed and in debt and I sniff my own farts, college must be a total scam. Help me Obama, Hillary ^^^ a typical goon, as portrays by me
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:50 |
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i definitely just skipped my first day back and am tired of being a career student with no point
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:57 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Take nothing but programming, engineering, and computer science classes. except everyone is doing this now and there's a glut of those degrees just like the legal degrees a few years back lmao hosed again by the cold hard dick of the free market
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:33 |
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try taking a class about something you don't know
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:49 |
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The key is to get paid to go to school. I don't get why everyone doesn't do that? :???:
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:56 |
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i started a new class today. makes me feel like im MAKING THINGS HAPPEN and not actually just a worthless shitbag.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:05 |