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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

gently caress

# ? Aug 22, 2016 14:54

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Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

getting off my 5 day work stretch SMDFTB IM OUT!

# ? Aug 22, 2016 15:12

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I put in hella vacation time last week. Got 14 days to burn between now and end of the year.

My company is pretty cool; they make every federal holiday into what would be a three day weekend into a four. I made the weekends following Labor Day into a four day as well using my time.

Gonna be amazing.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 15:33

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

We're short staffed: Can't get OT, can't use vacation or floating holidays unless its an emergency.

:smithicide:

# ? Aug 22, 2016 16:05

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Syrian Lannister posted:

We're short staffed: Can't get OT, can't use vacation or floating holidays unless its an emergency.

Sounds like a large portion of my AF career.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 16:14

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

gently caress you monday i had a warm bed with a warm body next to me this morning and then you had to come in all like BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP GET THE gently caress UP

# ? Aug 22, 2016 16:14

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

loving Atlanta traffic. Use your signals you fucks.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 16:38

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Had to decline a vendor lunch tomorrow to work on some competitive analysis stuff. So thanks. I don't like free food anyway.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 16:44

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress you monday i had a warm bed with a warm body next to me this morning and then you had to come in all like BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP GET THE gently caress UP

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:17

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

holocaust bloopers posted:

I put in hella vacation time last week. Got 14 days to burn between now and end of the year.

My company is pretty cool; they make every federal holiday into what would be a three day weekend into a four. I made the weekends following Labor Day into a four day as well using my time.

Gonna be amazing.

my company revised their pto poo poo at the start of the year. use to get 1 2 or 3 weeks vacation depending on how long youve been with em, and it was use or lose by your anniversary. now you accrue it based on hours worked and the rate is determined by seniority. i get 1 hour of pto for every 10 worked hours, and im full-time so i end up with 208 a year. it resets at the beginning of the fiscal year and 80 hours can rollover, with any extra being paid out lump sum, which is way better than the old "o, didnt use your vacation time? gently caress you you get nothing" that it use to be

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:47

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Got my travel voucher from driving to Quantico from New Mexico. Just made it rain at the grocery store holla at all the soccer moms

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:50

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

First day of class, surrounded by idiot freshmen. Kill me.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:19

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

my company revised their pto poo poo at the start of the year. use to get 1 2 or 3 weeks vacation depending on how long youve been with em, and it was use or lose by your anniversary. now you accrue it based on hours worked and the rate is determined by seniority. i get 1 hour of pto for every 10 worked hours, and im full-time so i end up with 208 a year. it resets at the beginning of the fiscal year and 80 hours can rollover, with any extra being paid out lump sum, which is way better than the old "o, didnt use your vacation time? gently caress you you get nothing" that it use to be

At my work, first they went from straight "vacation/sick" days to a blended "PTO/medical" because apparently no one thought they could use vacation for anything else wtf you pinheads. Also, they changed the (theoretical see below) max accrual cap.

However, they did this at the same time as a bigass electronic medical records system rollout, and a fuckton of people were blacked out from using vacation/PTO, so they didn't enforce the accrual cap. (I wasn't blacked out.)

Blackout over, they then announced that you had to get below the 150% max accrued by end-of-year or lose it. (At no point did they stop *accruing*, even if well over max.)

Welp, they never chopped the overages.

Nor did they stop accruing.

They made the "use it or lose it" announcement a few more times, never followed through, and never stopped accrual. (PTO only - medical hit max and stopped unless you used some.)

This was several years ago. :v:

01 Jan 2016, over-max accrual stopped. Start of the year, I had like 14+ weeks of PTO, with an official max usable PTO of 28 days/year. And I'd accrue another 8 hours and change every payday, if I was below max.

If they'd let me cash it out, I'd take it down to the 150% (or maybe less) because I could use free money more than time off, which I still have a shitload of.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:44

bengy81: May 8, 2010

I get two weeks of vacation, 6(?) flex days, and more or less unlimited sick days. Next ear I get an extra week of vacation which should be pretty dope.

It's a shame my coworkers suck, I would have a pretty good job otherwise.

# ? Aug 23, 2016 01:50