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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
that would be hilarious

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
huh, yeah. op's story checks out.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I just did and it was really funny haha

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i like how pickles feel in my rear end

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

suck my dick bitch

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Standing on a solid foundation this week. Jesus says the one that hears His words and obeys is like a wise man who builds his house on a rock (solid foundation). When the storms come they'll be able to stand... *Genuine faith produces obedience. #Matthew7:24-27 #James1:22-25

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

big shags posted:

suck my dick bitch

calm down

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012
Once all the players on the rugby team in my uni got food poisoning for a week. It turned out they forced each other to eat pickles that had been inside each others butts.

So if anyone does do this don't eat the pickle afterwards
Or give it to a rugby player

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
if you crammed a pickle up your butthole it would probably feel pretty good i reckon

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
My strong foundation is a pickle and my house is my poop, namaste my children.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I have a whole bunch of home canned pickles. Hmmm

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder if anyone has ever peed into a pickle jar and then dipped their balls into it

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

just ray posted:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed into a pickle jar and then dipped their balls into it

yeah i did it when i had friends over last week and everyone laughed for hours

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

JakeP posted:

yeah i did it when i had friends over last week and everyone laughed for hours

ill bet you were the belle of the ball so to speak

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

just ray posted:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed into a pickle jar and then dipped their balls into it

Ask me about a BMW & I'll tell you very little but ask someone that works for BMW & you'll get a lot more info. In fact, the higher or the deeper the person is in position with the co, the more details you'll get. These details proclaimed is praise or glory. Praise comes from those that know enough about God to proclaim His glory. As we learn of God through study, hearing God's word & by life experience, praise is building up. We're all like that praise chant whether we're obedient or not, "I, i got a praise, I got a praise & I got to get it out, I got a praise" Ps 107:8 "GRACE"

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i got a hot deal on hospital scrubs from the hospital i work at

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

just ray posted:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed into a pickle jar and then dipped their balls into it

Dunk a dill pickle realdo!

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
can i dunk it in poo poo instead

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

can i dunk it in poo poo instead

whatever you please. no one will judge you here, friend

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

just ray posted:

whatever you please. no one will judge you here, friend

:shrek:

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder if anyone has ever puked on a turd and then peed on it

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



big shags posted:

suck my dick bitch

Do not sign you're posts :grin:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

just ray posted:

i wonder if anyone has ever puked on a turd and then peed on it

yeah last night after i drank 18 beers. i got a three for one out of a single flush.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Iron Prince posted:

yeah last night after i drank 18 beers. i got a three for one out of a single flush.

in vegas they call that a "full house"

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder what the world record for poop, puke, and piss is

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

until you're banned dickhead :yarg:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

just ray posted:

i wonder what the world record for poop, puke, and piss is

Easy, just turn off your monitor.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Dunk a dill pickle realdo

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder if anyone has ever put a poop in their mouth while they were taking a poop. that would be hilarious

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
crap on a pickle
freeze it; enjoy your popsicle

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

generative grammer posted:

crap on a pickle
freeze it; enjoy your popsicle

sounds more like a poop pickle to me

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder if anyone has ever douched their rear end in a top hat with turpentine

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

just ray posted:

i wonder if anyone has ever douched their rear end in a top hat with turpentine

I know a girl in highschool that tried to have an abortion using turpentine I wonder if she tried to douche it.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I know a girl in highschool that tried to have an abortion using turpentine I wonder if she tried to douche it.

sounds like that baby got more than he bargained for!

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I know a girl in highschool that tried to have an abortion using turpentine I wonder if she tried to douche it.
mods?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

shut your rear end, shags

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
ill bet with all the flooding in louisiana there are a lot people just pissing wherever they want. that would be cool

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder if anyone saw one of those coffins floating around and decided to take a crap in it. too funny

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I politely request that everyone at my funeral poop in a communal toilet and bury me with it. That would really lighten up such a grim time

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

nothing says shrek the ogre more than a smiley in feces

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