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Need more details op How should I be dressed for example
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Lol could you imagine if someone pooped inside a baby grand piano at a fancy dinner party? All those stuffy rich jerks would be like "my word!"
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Aug 22, 2016 17:29
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Applewhite posted:Lol could you imagine if someone pooped inside a baby grand piano at a fancy dinner party? All those stuffy rich jerks would be like "my word!" Something something brown note lol
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Aug 22, 2016 17:33
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Applewhite posted:Lol could you imagine if someone pooped inside a baby grand piano at a fancy dinner party? All those stuffy rich jerks would be like "my word!" haha loving fat cats
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Aug 22, 2016 17:33
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i wonder what the biggest turd of all time is
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Aug 22, 2016 17:34
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just ray posted:i wonder what the biggest turd of all time is It saddens me that we will never truly know. 
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Aug 22, 2016 17:35
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ill bet its frikken huge
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Aug 22, 2016 17:36
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cucky pizzone
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Aug 22, 2016 17:37
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What was the highest poop? Like the poop taken from the highest point above sea level that fell all the way down to sea level.
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Aug 22, 2016 17:38
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just ray posted:i wonder what the biggest turd of all time is Turn your mirror on
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Applewhite posted:What was the highest poop? Like the poop taken from the highest point above sea level that fell all the way down to sea level. space poop probably
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Applewhite posted:What was the highest poop? Like the poop taken from the highest point above sea level that fell all the way down to sea level. Turn your mirror on
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Aug 22, 2016 17:39
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i wonder how many times steve jobs pooped. probably a lot
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Aug 22, 2016 17:39
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just ray posted:i wonder how many times steve jobs pooped. probably a lot Actually it doesn't count if a machine poops for you so the last three years of his life really brought down his average.
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Aug 22, 2016 17:41
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just ray posted:i wonder how many times steve jobs pooped. probably a lot Maybe he never pooped and that is where all his ideas came from? What if it turns out ideas are in our poop and we just poo poo them out every day but Steve figured this out and stopped making GBS threads?!
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Aug 22, 2016 17:41
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I'd probably take the chance of taking a crap on a pickle if I was in some sort of house party situation. There's no shame in stepping near that toilet when it's 4 hours in and there's poo poo and piss everywhere. I'd lay a nice turd on that pickle and straighten up for an A+ performance as I scrunch my face and say "drat that's bad in there" to the next guy in line, it's not like he'd know I was the one to do it.
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Aug 22, 2016 17:41
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Applewhite posted:Actually it doesn't count if a machine poops for you so the last three years of his life really brought down his average. i still think it would be interesting to run the numbers
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Aug 22, 2016 17:41
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i do all my puking on one shirt and one time i accidentally wore it to a charity auction
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Aug 22, 2016 17:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uVwMYap314
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Aug 22, 2016 17:48
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i do all my puking on one shirt and one time i accidentally wore it to a charity auction Oh Behave!
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Aug 22, 2016 17:48
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i wonder if anyone ever said "eat my shorts" while they were taking a big ol dump. that would be classic
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Aug 22, 2016 17:51
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i like prickles
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Aug 22, 2016 17:54
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Hammer and pickle
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Aug 22, 2016 17:56
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do not poop
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Aug 22, 2016 18:49
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just ray posted:i wonder if anyone saw one of those coffins floating around and decided to take a crap in it. too funny what if they used an empty coffin as a portable toilet like it floats by and then they piss and poo poo in it and sends it on its way to the next parish
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Aug 22, 2016 18:52
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hey I was just at the dollar store and saw a cookbook I think is right up this alley
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Aug 22, 2016 19:05
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Cathy Mitchell does some kickass infomercials
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Aug 22, 2016 19:06
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im going to open a restaurant where you sit on toilets instead of chairs so you can poop while eating
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Aug 22, 2016 19:08
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satanic splash-back posted:im going to open a restaurant where you sit on toilets instead of chairs so you can poop while eating That restaurant already exists, bozo! They serve the food out of toilets too
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Aug 22, 2016 19:08
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OctoberBlues posted:That restaurant already exists, bozo! They serve the food out of toilets too i take it you've never heard of a franchise??
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Aug 22, 2016 19:10
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satanic splash-back posted:i take it you've never heard of a franchise?? I got a fuckin franchise for you friendo *points towards the toilet store*
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Aug 22, 2016 19:10
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satanic splash-back posted:i take it you've never heard of a franchise?? Oh, like a baseball team? Are you going to purchase the Detroit Tigers and turn them into a toilet restaurant? 
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Aug 22, 2016 19:11
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*angrily to intercom* i need that turd on my desk by noon! you heard that?
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Aug 22, 2016 19:12
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look, i'm not going to give you all the details (don't want any idea thieves) but i'll tell you this much: its going to make a splash
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Aug 22, 2016 19:14
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Iron Prince posted:hey I was just at the dollar store and saw a cookbook I think is right up this alley that loving oval office makes me want to kill every time hear her shithole voice
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Aug 22, 2016 19:15
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just ray posted:that loving oval office makes me want to kill every time hear her shithole voice wow, what a terrible opinion
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Aug 22, 2016 19:16
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satanic splash-back posted:look, i'm not going to give you all the details (don't want any idea thieves) but i'll tell you this much: its going to make a splash i would like to eat out of your toilets
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Aug 22, 2016 19:16
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OctoberBlues posted:wow, what a terrible opinion easy, breezy, peanut brittle? gently caress off
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Aug 22, 2016 19:17
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if i was allowed to kill only one person in the world it would be her luckily there are no such restraints on killing
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That lady owns. I love that one thing that has the two little pockets and can cook eggs or brownies or hamburgers or anything!! I mean, I'm sure the item itself blows, but the infomercial is aces.
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