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    Some of my favorites from a Carl's Jr. Laker cheerleader promo. Can you believe the amazing fake smiles on these girls who probably weren't getting paid for this?
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Aug 25, 2016 15:18
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 These guys are pro card wizard card game players  fatshion blogger.
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Sep 2, 2016 20:41
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EmmyOk posted:Our religion teacher got stabbed in the heart when he was 20 and you could reliably waste 20 minutes a class by bringing it up. I will never forget the weird marketing cadence he had when he said "luckily I was stabbed outside Ireland's leading cardiac hospital". There was also the time he spent a double class on Islam telling us about how messed up the banana trade was but I can't remember how he got sidetracked with that. We also had an incredibly hot maths teacher every year because she was the only one could teach in Irish, the illusion was shattered when we realised the reason she randomly left class and stood out in the hall was to safely fart. Or at least that was the leading theory. A sequel to the geography teacher story is when she left on maternity leave the replacement teacher arrived just before parent teacher evening and called us all up to the top of the class to get to know us a bit. We were allowed sit wherever we wanted because she was new and didn't know the seating plan so all five boys in the class sat in a row down the back. as she was calling up the other guys beside us the bestie leaned in and told me he had just gone on the bone and if I'd go up first while he went to the bathroom. Obviously I refused and he stuffed his hands in his pockets and tried to pull the crotch of his trousers forward and bend over a bit while he was talking to her and I told everyone down the back what was happening. Source your quotes.
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Sep 6, 2016 04:24
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I posted the picture comment for this meth-head. She is disgusting in every way. She turned you down, right?   Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Sep 7, 2016 |
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Sep 7, 2016 17:39
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Psychobabble! posted:
I'm the pink balloon bouquet that manages to look like a dick and balls on the left. 
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Sep 22, 2016 05:19
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Pastry of the Year posted:The whole series: http://imgur.com/gallery/LErsX This guy has a moustache and hairstyle that says that he knows what unwashed trucker cock in a rest stop bathroom tastes like.
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Sep 25, 2016 21:26
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Red Suit posted:Source is a 4chan offsite mlp news site I guess? Sarah Jessica Parker should have her plastic surgeon shot. Edit: Alien: resurrection sequel's taking a scary loving turn.
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Sep 26, 2016 17:38
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Xen Tricks posted:That picture gives me a disturbing amount of anxiety. How do you get rid of it/clean it up??? With a cherry bomb, right before you tell your boss to go gently caress himself if he expects you to deal with that.
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Oct 5, 2016 23:44
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Take a look at this dude who went to Japan, I'm assuming, because it has video games, trains, anime, trains, Japanese school girls, and trains.  The giant bowl of ramen is from an eating challenge at a restaurant.
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Oct 18, 2016 14:15
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MageMage posted:Funnier than Jeff Dunham. Wow, your red text is appropriate goddamn.
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Oct 21, 2016 12:15
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Solice Kirsk posted:Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament is closer to a ren fair than ren fairs are now. Medieval Times also kicks rear end. There are no forks at Medieval Times because there were no forks in medieval times.
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Feb 5, 2017 20:27
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twistedmentat posted:Forks were sinful becuase they were invented by the French. That is actually a reason why they took a while to catch on outside of France. 
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Feb 5, 2017 21:50
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kreyla posted:I bought a signed photo of sexy Hermione. From elsewhere in the forums
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
New Odd Thomas movie looking go-oh... 
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Feb 26, 2017 20:02
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New previously unpublished James Joyce manuscript looking good: drat. Won't let me upload the second part Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 06:44 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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Mar 21, 2017 06:38
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beato posted:Any luck? Don't leave us hanging. No, keep getting a message about image upload failing.
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Mar 21, 2017 16:50
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ToxicSlurpee posted:There are black white supremacists. It doesn't need to make sense. Clayton bigsby was blind, though
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Apr 2, 2017 18:56
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:My fedora is of a very particular brand. It's called Being-A-Blonde-Woman-In-A-Chinese-Suburb. Not meaning to be offensive, as I think you're cool, but your posting style makes me think you look like Olive from Pushing Daisies with Linda's hair from Bob's Burgers.
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Apr 6, 2017 12:04
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Toast Museum posted:Uhhhh Someone buy her that Av, please.
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Apr 7, 2017 05:12
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Thank you! :yay: I might just sped And now I keep singing night moves, only now it's night cheese
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Apr 7, 2017 07:08
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on this when I get home and don't have sketchy internet. Liz needs more time to dedicate to her night cheese.
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Pick posted:There's nothing inherently sexual about hoof shoes, he might just like them. A lot of people have a fetish for high-heel shoes, but at the end of the day they're shoes. It's like the argument against VCRs, that they are/were mostly used to record TV shows, which was illegal. Well, yeah, but they did have legitimate legal uses and it's not fair to ban something because some group of people, even a majority, are creepy about it. If he were walking on dildoes, sure, but a hoof shoe is a hoof shoe. It's just a shoe. Oh, pick, no, not you
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Apr 9, 2017 16:18
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Teddybear posted:That crazy furry con I mentioned earlier today abruptly shut down. Just gonna note that them fuckers are reserving the right not to refund anyone anything. "We're going to use the money you guys paid us in advance for unnamed costs and taxes that we might owe, and we might not be able to spend it all, so if we don't, we'll refund a few of our closest friends that we want to keep on our side, but most of you guys aren't getting your money back."
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Apr 11, 2017 10:53
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Stoatbringer posted:I guess the baby can just punch its way out? She's going to play John Hurt in Spaceballs 3 : Let's Run This poo poo Into The Ground, boys!
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Apr 14, 2017 10:19
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Breetai posted:I notice by the register that it's only 2/3 of the cost of a premium $$$ publication. Feels closer to 3/5s.
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Apr 21, 2017 09:02
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I feel like I can smell them.
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May 5, 2017 07:41
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I like dr bronner's bar soap.
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May 8, 2017 23:22
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Negrostrike posted:Yeah I know Collins-era Genesis looked like a trio of weird dads but gently caress me if they didn't make some nice tunes.        
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om nom nom posted:I read the first page and assumed it was an excerpt from American Psycho, but even Patrick Bateman wouldn't drone on for those 8 pages. Just wait until someone brings up Whitney
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