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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
From pages ago but turns out this is a surgical procedure used to reconstruct and enlarge a micropenis. quote:surgeons began by removing the tip of his penis - the most sensitive part - and grafting it to his left forearm, allowing cell and tissue material to be kept alive. Simultaneously, skin from his forearm was cut into two separate flaps, which were rolled up and stitched around flexible tubular silicone implants to fashion a lengthened shaft. The shaft and tip were then joined as one, before they were removed from the forearm and sewn back on to the base of the man's groin. A section of skin from his thigh was then grafted on to his forearm to reduce visible scarring. so basically like lengthening a vacuum cleaner hose, but with a penis
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Wizard Master posted:How do you know this That's the assumption I would have made from her appearance and voice in that gamestop video posted above, but I'm sure someone can pull up a chris-chan wiki page (why does such a thing exist) with every single detail of her transition documented to the tiniest degree I personally just think it's really sad that people keep doing this, because a major part of her psychosis is "the internet is out to get me!" and she is completely correct
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theflyingexecutive posted:Prescription beer would be like 1.2 abv and run you $700 a case i hear that in europe the prescription beer is 9.5% and only costs ten cents a bottle
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BrigadierSensible posted:Someone post that X-Ray of the fat person next to the normal sized person with darkened masses of compacted poo in th elower intestine I think this is the one you're thinking of (250lb woman vs 120lb woman)  those aren't masses of compacted poo, though, they're just air pockets. Note how the bladder and lungs render in a similar way. The subcutaneous fat (around the outside of the body) is obvious and expected, but this image always startles me with how much fat is packed around the internal organs. That's the stuff that kills you.
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Munchables posted:Its kinda weird though how both of their legs kinda do a rolling fold outwards(?) near their knees. It's a scan of a double-page spread from a National Geographic magazine.
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...that's the centerline of the magazine. The fuzzy rainbow line across their legs just above is a reflection off the glossy paper where it curls into the binding. e.g.:  if you're trolling you are a good one
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:Would that much fat block metal detectors? in the sense that I don't think he could physically fit into a metal detector, yes
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CheesyDog posted:Shamefully drunk after 6 tallboys over a 9 hour period he's probably one of the people who is like "yeah i don't like the taste of alcohol" but got so manic about being surrounded by a furry orgy or w/e that he binged and those 6 cans were the only beer he'd ever drank
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Pesticide20 posted:All those heroes of the master race sure are prime examples of the peak of human physique and intellect. A true selection of the ubermensch. 
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Toast Museum posted:I think they, along with the wool stuff, largely boil down to different flavors of playing with power dynamics. I can understand the logic even though I don't relate to latching onto those outlets. the diapers and pissing are at least things that are tangentially related to the sex organs no explanation for furries
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PCOS Bill likes to gently caress his gun and Cum In It
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Guy Goodbody posted:The world's worst comedian delivers a half hour set to an audience of Belgian Tesla owners who sit in polite silence i figured this would be bad but holy poo poo, not that bad how does he i don't even
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Hihohe posted:What was that thread where this couple was eating old, probably rotten meat so the thread came to the conclusion that they were bears or something. Was that the same one where they posted a picture of the stuff in their fridge and there was something in there that was almost certainly a decomposing human leg?
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Sestze posted:Other stories include: Close -- but it's even better 1) got the terrible tattoo 2) bought a powerful motorcycle (his first) 3) crashed the motorcycle, posted about it in AI 4) was told to smarten up and buy this specific beginner motorcycle to learn on 5) instead bought a more powerful motorcycle than his first one 6) crashed this motorcycle too, posted about it in AI 7) was told to smarten up and buy the god damned beginner motorcycle to learn on or quit riding 8) bought the most powerful motorcycle yet 9) crashed the most powerful motorcycle into a car, while riding in a t-shirt and shorts and flip-flops. was thrown into the air and tore his arm off on a streetlamp. died briefly on the operating table, in hospital for months, etc. 10) got a $1M+ insurance payout 11) spent all the money on a manual-transmission lamborghini and slumlord properties in california at the height of the real estate bubble 12) at some point someone photoshopped the picture of his tattoo so the panther was also missing an arm 13) quit posting, is probably dead
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cakesmith handyman posted:...How? Does the bike shop have a duty of care to make sure you're not a twat before they take your money? IIRC the final crash occurred because the car he crashed into ran a stop sign. Although he could still have avoided the disaster by learning to ride a motorcycle properly, riding a more forgiving bike, riding more cautiously, paying attention to the road, wearing some loving protective gear, etc etc etc, the driver's insurance paid him nearly a million dollars because the car was technically at fault.
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Ularg posted:This is the worst part: I agree. I really dislike that particular phrase because it makes the war sound like some sort of lovely movie. Just call it the Second World War.
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purple death ray posted:Andrew Jackson is on money and he was a genocidal psychopath Random FYI, due to Steve bannon's influence Trump considers Andrew Jackson a personal hero and now has a picture of him on the wall in the Oval Office.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I have never in my life seen so much unashamed gluttony in one place. This sounds like the Tears in Rain bit at the end of Blade Runner.
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"I've...eaten things...you people wouldn't believe. A taco sextet with fire sauce, off the shoulder of I-80. I watched cinna-buns glitter in the dark at the Tannhäuser bakery. All those...meals...will be lost in time...like vegetables...in nacho cheese. Time...to diet..." Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 04:32 on Feb 24, 2017 |
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My thoughts, in order. "Hah, dumb photoshop. Obviously it's meant to say flashlight." "Actually, that's a surprisingly good photoshop." "What's a public flashlight, though? Never heard of that. I guess it makes sense as a public safety thing on a beach, it gets pretty dark at night. But why is it on a chain? How does this work?" "Is it for signaling your friends, maybe? Spotting people in the water?" "Where is this, anyway?" "..." "Of course it's loving Burning Man"
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:This guy just needs to wear a shirt that fits him. And maybe get rid of the suspenders. It's hard to make clothes that fit on bodies that cannot be topologically reduced to flat panels. have you ever tried to wrap paper around something that's curved in three dimensions? Same problem
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i like to imagine his fashion consultant or w/e trying to explain a tie clip to him, only to have trump proudly say "watch this!" as he pulls out a 79-cent roll of scotch tape from his desk drawer and crookedly tapes the ends of his tie together, grinning broadly, and the fashion guy's shoulders just slowly slumpWowporn posted:electric razors jack your skin up quite a bit more than regular razors do, since they just sorta rip and nash at the skin until the hair is kind of ripped off so I dunno that they would have less skin chunks on them, maybe less blood though Solice Kirsk posted:I had a girlfriend use my razor once to shave her legs and I gave her poo poo. Thats loving gross. Like the razor I used to shave my face. All those little flakes of skin and dried shaving cream and bits of hair from my face getting pushed into her hair follicles. And then the same from her into mine? do you guys just like not rinse out your razors or something like, share or don't, whatever you like, but if you have bits of skin chunks and blood and dried shaving cream on your razor all the time you're really loving up somehow
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Firefly was always AUG due to this, Whedon's embarrassing attempts at feminism, and the fans being WAY too invested to the point of making "browncoat" a personality. Former roommate was one of these and also AUG in terms of being a typical unwashed euphoric atheist - literally had to stand downwind of him in the summer or if our group walked more than a block - so I can't disassociate Firefly with guys like " upwind, I'd hope.
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Wheat Loaf posted:The "doesn't listen to the classics / post-rock" is the bit that sticks out to me. No, I think he does mean 60s and 70s rock. Did you know that Led Zeppelin did a bunch of songs about the Lord of the Rings???
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Guy Goodbody posted:thanks so much for this, I've been looking for an outfit that lets everyone know I'm a personally obnoxious male prostitute for closeted Republican congressmen I'm cool with everything about this except the shorts
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RatHat posted:Good news then Hell yeah. Finally I can cosplay my Saints Row character
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aren't these furries kind of working at cross purposes if they're doing this event to try and recognize their thing as a legitimate sexual orientation, but then they say "create your fursona!" like it's a party game that anyone can do in 20 minutes
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zoux posted:I clicked on the link Ray. lol
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Hedrigall posted:Regarding that Huffpo adult baby article... I don't know what "straight kink" or "homonormativity" are at all.
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Inzombiac posted:The dumbest poo poo is when people give themselves a special title for "I only want to have sex with people I'm attracted to." no that's impossible? that would mean that i am not special and superior in my tastes?? and everyone else in the world who has more sex than me is not just a huge slut who literally has sex with everyone they meet?????
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Jerry Cotton posted:You're a dumb fucker and I hope you get hyponatremia like dumb fuckers who drink too much water. On average less than one person a year dies of water-consumption-induced hyponatremia. Are you really, really, really mad at that one guy, or are you using this to vent your cranky-old-man anger at all those dumb kids and their nalgene bottles? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:It's to funnel hot road-tar up your rear end. i thought you were supposed to use a traffic cone for that
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Guy Goodbody posted:No one on earth has ever said that the Honey Boo Boo mom has a pretty face it's just something people say about morbidly obese people when they're trying to be nice (not that there's any reason to try to be nice to honey boo boo lady) it's kinda like how when fat-positive artists draw pictures of "sexy" fat people they're all round and (literally) curvy, but they still don't have fat rolls spilling out of everywhere or boobs to their knees or stretch marks or cellulite or varicose veins or bedsores or fungus
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