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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012



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Oct 20, 2012

Let the cycle begin!

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Oct 20, 2012

Sociopastry posted:

can someone summarize the star citizen thing for me please

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was was with Chris Roberts, and the Word was Chris Roberts...

Basically, everyone was excited for a space game and invested a lot, money was made on the grey market and goon corporations were formed. As more and more deadlines were missed, and Roberts went back to his old tricks of promising the world and delivering nothing the goons started turning against him. Then Derek Smart enters the scene and gives us and insane platform with a lot of visibility to strike out from.

Recent developments include finding out that their head PR lady, who is also Roberts wife starred in tickle fetish videos, and is probably how they met.

Basically, the whole thing is insane, there's a good thread in Dereks subforum that collects a lot of the prime drama, while the main thread is basically impenetrable with its meme density.

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Oct 20, 2012

Groke posted:

Oh gods below, Derek Smart? I remember him from Usenet of old.

He's still insane, except now he's all about getting refunds for people who backed a failing Kickstarter campaign and hiring private investigators to dig up dirt on all the community visible employees.

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Oct 20, 2012

Toast Museum posted:

...and the giant bow is terrible.

Pretty sure that's a bib, always prepared.

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Oct 20, 2012

Somfin posted:

Just out of morbid and oft-regrettable curiosity, where the hell is your avatar from?

Comic artist/writer Dan Kim, he does a wide range of stuff but the avatar isn't from anything in particular

http://manga.clone-army.org

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

twistedmentat posted:

If I remember correctly, OKC lets members submit questions to those. I am pretty sure the No Teeth guy submitted that one.
When I used it, I saw a question was "do you think a woman should not be allowed to eat whatever, whenever and as much as she wants?" I could not tell if that was a feeder or a Fat acceptance person.

I had to stop listening to the F Plus after they did an episode about feeders, which somehow was worse than the episode they had on diaper fetishists and reading the posts where they talk about how excited they get pooping themselves in public places like restaurants shops and buses and having everyone else smell their "stickies" :gonk:



You just reminded me this exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY


twistedmentat posted:

The movie Antiviral takes place in a near future world where celeb culture is so obsessive, vat grown flesh based off celebs is available to eat. The main character asks "Isn't this cannibalism?" and the dude who runs the meat market is all "What? no. It's just muscle cells".

Antiviral was fantastic, that's all.

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Oct 20, 2012

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Oct 20, 2012

I found his DeviantArt.

http://metalartisan.deviantart.com









I get heavy Romero Rose vibes off him.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I apologise for not brining this one to attention earlier.



edit: and he still has his clothing company https://www.facebook.com/thundersteelarmoury/photos

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Oct 20, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think he probably just throws scale mail on existing gloves/jackets. I do like the red one with the shoulder scales. If I owned a red crotch rocket I'd think about getting it.

The earliest chainmail stuff on his DA actually looks pretty good in a Viking heavy metal album cover fashion, and my wife pretty much owns the leather strap sandals but the gaudy high fantasy scale is just :barf:

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Oct 20, 2012









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Oct 20, 2012

Here's the aftermath of a hoarder and poop bottle collector:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q

Stay safe AUG thread.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Got some good home grown AUG in the gbs Aus thread.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&pagenumber=326&perpage=40#post466388652

:nws: if you check out the images

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Jeherrin posted:

Sounding is one of the few things that, after years of exposure to The Internet, still makes me feel physically ill.

Did he go to the hospital? I can't even bring myself to read the thread.

Nope, he shoved the same sound down his dick again but this time coated in honey because he read that a trial had shown that it helped combat infection. He's posting actively right now.

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Oct 20, 2012

Dienes posted:

I suppose neosporin was too obvious.

Yea, but he had the honey on hand so :shrug:

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Oct 20, 2012

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Even with no insurance it's worth the debt to get your dick fixed and not die.

Best bit, we get free health care in Aus and he still wouldn't go.

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Oct 20, 2012

dordreff posted:

You can get a certain amount of mental health care reimbursed if you jump through a bunch of hoops, but in this dude's case it'd be nowhere near enough.

all old memes are new posted:

I will get my god drat middle finger knuckled deep into my cock so help me god

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


Proudly bought to you by the state that elected Pauline Hanson to a position of power.

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Oct 20, 2012



ReidRansom posted:

Found this digging through the bins at Disk Union in Shibuya.



I've got to feel like the overlap of vinyl people and bronies has to be pretty small, but that person would definitely belong in this thread.

Now I can't stop imagining hipsters who are into my little pony, and I can't think of any combination more insufferable.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Might want to use timg instead of img cause those are loving massive. Or, if they're hosted on Imgur put an l at the end of the url to get a smaller image.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Oh, there's some winners in here all right.

quote:

who had intercourse without using a condom i.e. absorbed the semen into their blood stream

I hope she's not injecting...

quote:

Being single I haven’t got constant access to semen from a sexual partner but it’s something that I would hope to find one day.

quote:

Currently I already use my friends semen as a facial beauty treatment

quote:

I’ve been called a cross between Jen Selter and Bear Grylls for my bravery

The true bravery of covering your face in your friends baby batter that he drops off in tubs to you a couple times a week.

And then she talks about the evils of social media, beauty standards in different countries and calls cosmetic surgery mutilation while being covered in tattoos.

e: why'd I go back?

quote:

today we know it as life hacks but not so long ago it was just called life

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Oct 20, 2012

I imagine her "just a friend" was eager to consent, in the creepiest way possible.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

It's non sexual.

*Hands over a cup of warm cum*

Now put it on your face and eat it

:frogon:

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Oct 20, 2012

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Oct 20, 2012

AUG Thread: I bet my rear end is cleaner than yours

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Oct 20, 2012

TheLightPurges posted:

When I graduated high school I moved out of state to a fairly well paying industrial job. I got bad social anxiety and depression so it wasn't exactly the best experience. I moved up there by myself, lived on my own, and didn't know anybody up there. I think if anyone else was given the opportunity of a clean slate with a well paying 9-5 job they would excel; not me though.

I don't got much experience talking to anyone, more specifically the ladies. I'm addicted to porn and I hate it. I often masturbate 4 times a day to any fetishes you can imagine. So since this was the first time I lived on my own, I decided to get a little frisky and buy a toy.

I bought this giant replica rear end/vagina replica of some porn star I can't remember and a couple starter dildos for the prostate off Adam and Eve.

Well the dildos came in first so I used them. I was feeling a little constipated earlier in the day but didn't think nothing of it. After reaching climax I took the dildo out, stood up and there was a small puddle of poo. Instead of cleaning it up I just slept on the opposite side of the bed for 4 months.

I was really excited when my rear end came in. I named her Susan. I had never used anything like it before, the pleasure was amazing. The first 6 times were great, but after a while she started to stink because I didn't clean her out.

I remember leaving one weekend to visit my family back home and when I came back it was like a horror scene. Fruit flies were everywhere, they were coming straight out of Susan's Anus. The stench of dried lube and rotten cum was too much....

I spent well into the triple digits on Susan though so I got one last round in. It was weird taking that shower and having to wash off dead fruit flies off my dick.

Anyway, that was about 8 years ago now and Star Citizen is still the most hosed up thing I've ever seen.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

So, my wife is an ICU nurse and always comes home with good stories. They had this massive patient (320 kg) with a massive partner and a young child (9 months). Apparently the mother in law assisted them by holding back his fat apron during sex.

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Oct 20, 2012

Somfin posted:

Which one's mother was it and why are both of those the worse option?

Hers, so the wife's mother.

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Oct 20, 2012

Dreddout posted:

If the kid was already born how did your wife know about opening the floodgates?

Not doubting you, but did the dude humble brag about his mother in laws help?

Can't say for sure, my wife hears the stories, I report then. Generally there's a lot of sedation and drug induced rambling that happens in ICU.

The whole ward is a gross story generator. 12 hour shifts with a 1:1 nurse patient ratio and having the same patients around for weeks, sometimes months, you learn a lot.

Other tidbits, this dude is cathetered, they had to get a urologist in to do it cause no one else could find his penis and they has to order in a special bed on loan. He already ruined one bariatric bed.

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Oct 20, 2012

Panfilo posted:

If pannus man needed a catheter to pee properly then how did he impregnate his wife? Seems a bit more of an issue than just moving his belly fat out of the way.

You don't insert a catheter so they can pee properly, you insert one so the nurse doesn't have to stop to clean up your piss you dribble all over yourself and all over the bedding every half an hour.

Getting a bed pan under this guy would be a 3 person job and there's only so many wardies to a pod.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

When you GIS mohair you get to see what a mohair goat looks like, which is adorable.



But peppered all through the search seems to be more weird fetish gear, then this lady:





I could only save those 2 pictures, but she's running a shop, and it has some amazingly ugly and weird stuff.

http://www.lady-mohair.de/shop.php?lang=en

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Welp.

e: gamers proving they only have a vague understanding of vaginas at large

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Oct 20, 2012

Nuevo posted:

They share tentacles, but that was a Tolkien elf vag/dong.

How can you say these words and not provide a link?

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Oct 20, 2012

Otana posted:

If there is a patch of skin on the body someone, somewhere has pierced it.

Like their achilles, or at least the space behind it.

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Oct 20, 2012

Inzombiac posted:

That kid in the beginning of MGSV had rusty bolts screwed into his Achilles. Really sets the tone of brutality for the game.

To do it voluntarily...

Ground Zeros was rough, but I feel the moment you Fulton your first soldier out in Phantom Pain you also smash right though that seriousness into rocket punching dudes in the dick.

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Oct 20, 2012

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Oct 20, 2012

The horror of two unrelated photos and a caption?

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Oct 20, 2012



RIP (Rest In Piss)

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Oct 20, 2012

Well that's one way to stop bottoming out on your key strokes.

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