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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Is that on Netflix?

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The best advice I'll ever give my children is to make sure that special someone will pop the zits you can't reach and do it with a smile.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Breetai posted:

Thank you for being able to put into words what I couldn't quite get off the tip of my tongue. It's like that Family Guy XXX Parody trailer that's surprisingly (at least visually) SFW.

I'm kinda embarrassed I recognize way too many of those actors.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


$15? That's a steal!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


If I recall right those guys are all sex offenders.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I worked at a Wherehouse like 20 years ago and I remember basically two things. The regular customer with a small child who ended up bludgeoning his elderly neighbor to death with a yard tool and a haughty older lady who was always complaining about video quality.

She accidentally returned her home made sex tape instead of the actual rented video.

She had some talent but we never saw her again.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I use to go to tabletop cons. Whole lot of stinky nerds but it's not that hard to find normal people to hang with and have a good time if you are even remotely normal.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Blind Sally posted:

poo poo, post the whole awkward moments video, it's solid gold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I

Too embarrassing to watch wow.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I think she was a payed model for one photo shoot.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


cash crab posted:

INCOMING


~glamour~


Sia got dem legs.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Oh we have such sights to show you.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Solice Kirsk posted:

I can't wait for the story about the girl that dated him and hid a knife in her cast the first time they met.

I still think it was a good place to hide a knife.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


EmmyOk posted:

works for me for example

Done doesn't mean success though right?

I hope?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Is it family photo time again?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dbl bad

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Posting your victims seems a bit risqué.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


MageMage posted:

Funnier than Jeff Dunham.


Great. Another negative American stereotype.


Statistically, everyone on this forum whose had sex at least once, has had sex with a trans person and not know it.

Do you get your statistics from the Donald J. Trump Library?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Welp. Time to go clean.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Don't know what state it is but you can't go over 75% non transparency in a lot of states without getting a fixit citation.

So maybe.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Jump my fat brothers jump!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Please don't post PCOS Bills Halloween costume without his permission.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


There's no salt water catfish in Alaska.


That's loving stupid.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


More people for you to offend.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Would.....crack a warm one open...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


This isn't actually funnier if you know anything about mine craft I take it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I thought the "child" in the relation was usually a dude.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Unlike equally damaged men these may actually pass along their sad brains.

Yeesh.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Arcsquad12 posted:

Oh poo poo, this is that crazy anime obsessed lady who put up a video of herself crying because her mom told her to take a shower. I'd recognize that chin anywhere.

She's also in that group diaper photo.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sinners Sandwich posted:

Is it ok to ask for updates? Whats Pixiteri and Diaperchu doing now? No stalking

Safe bet is photoshopping pictures and still battling rectal cancer.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Saturday night fun night.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Slime posted:

I'm the girl desperately trying to curl up into a fetal position.

She's probably the worst since she hasn't left yet.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


BgRdMchne posted:

He's talking about this, I think.



Kids this is never cool. Even Miles Davis couldn't make this cool.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


MageMage posted:

I miss furries

To poop on?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

That is one fat toe

They plump when you cook them.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's not a real fish. The fins are too uniform in appearance. It's just too perfect.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



When you gotta go you gotta go.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

You guys eat lunch yet?



Maybe tomorrow.

Hah ha nice try those are just old badger paws.

Right?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

yeah let's post some hungry fuckin leg fungus

:nms:http://i.imgur.com/5iGks5Y.png:nms:

It's interesting how fresh and clean the flesh looks were the skin cracked open at some point.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


PCOS Bill posted:

No it isn't

I know google is hard sometimes but it's clearly listed as offensive from multiple sources.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


PCOS Bill posted:

Disagreeing with the easily offended isn't trolling.


Offensive != "100% a racial slur"

But that's literally the reason it's offensive...

Sigh.

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