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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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cash crab posted:

What the gently caress is this disgusting love-in

After baseball practice mom says you can come over for some home-made s'mores, and then we can play Super Nintendo.

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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puck puck goose posted:

What compels people to look like this? It's fully possible to avoid looking like a particular gender and still come off as attractive, but this just seems to be being hideous for the sake of being hideous?

"I know I'm hideous but if I dress hideously I can play it off as being a choice."

It's purestrain sadbrains.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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EmmyOk posted:

It looks like a porn parody with all the sex cut out

Thank you for being able to put into words what I couldn't quite get off the tip of my tongue. It's like that Family Guy XXX Parody trailer that's surprisingly (at least visually) SFW.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

what is a turboslut

It's like a regular slut only it has a turbine-driven forced induction device that increases its efficiency and power output by forcing extra air into the combustion chamber.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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A Proper Uppercut posted:

I'm sure it's been asked before, but what exactly is the context with that cummies and daddies poo poo? Is it some fetish thing? It's loving creepy.

It's the lingo of a submission/domination kink involving infantalisation and the roleplay of a consensual paedophilic relationship, and it is both wretched and very real.

For more information, Google "cummies" and then assume the position as you await the FBI party van.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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To the mother of the 6-year old girl who my partner mentors through an outreach program for schoolkids from a disadvantaged background:

Telling your kid to eat up their dinner is a laudable act.

Doing it by telling your kid that "You're too skinny! And you'll never be able to have children because your babies will fall out of you, dead." is not.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Is this fanfiction.net? Because I'd heard bad things about it but gently caress.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Thin Privilege posted:

Does anyone have a list to how many lovely Reddit forums we shut down? Or the original thread? And IIRC one of the goons ended up on Anderson Cooper but maybe that's just my imagination. And the head of "r/rapebait, r/incest, r/picsofdeadkids, r/jailbait, and r/chokeabitch", a gross computer janitor got fired from his job lololol. I love SA.

if it comes up in conversation eg "Reddit had a lot of gross forums" or "glad Reddit got those gross parts shut down" I'm always like, I was part of bringing those down! This cool forum that did it! And then the conversation gets awkward. Nonetheless I am proud of SA.:patriot:

On that subject, wasn't there a forum called r/deadniggerjailbait or something utterly repulsive like that? I've always wondered; what was the purpose/topic of that forum, like, what was it designed to encourage the posting of? I've been mildly curious for a while, but not so much that I want deadniggerjailbait to be part of my search history. :tinfoil:

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Fun fact: searching for 'leg fungus' doesn't have it come up in the first few pages of GIS, but 'leg fungus somethingawful' sure works a treat.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Internet Wizard posted:

The dead jailbait forums were for posting the typical child porn jailbait pictures, but also combined with confirmation of the teen girl being dead. Usually links to news stories or the like



What the cunting gently caress? :gonk:

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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jizzy sillage posted:

That's so niche, it's bizarre. Jailbait + confirmed dead can't be common enough to fill a reddit can it?

Ugh. Don't answer that.

Yes it can, to the point where they needed r/deadNIGGERjailbait in order to subcategorise all of the dead black kids they jerk off to.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Perestroika posted:

Because after an unironic:

the bar has been set so low that almost anything could reasonably turn out to be sincere.

This, and Elliot Rodger's fail manifesto. The second of which definitively showed that the barrel truly has no bottom when it comes to how pathetic a person can be.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Non Serviam posted:

It probably also has to do with the idea of consent, which is why some of these imbeciles also make bread with vaginal yeast and eat their placentas after whatever home birth they decided to have.

None of the above changes the fact that they're idiots.

Or even better: Lotus Births where you keep a rotting bit of dead flesh attached to the baby for as long as humanly possible.

Fun story: first time I met my ex's brother's girlfriend, a hippy-dippy anti-vaxer bogan, she brought their newborn along and my ex warned me that they were doing the lotus birth thing, and to politely ignore the loving trash bag full of necrotic flesh that was in the pram next to the baby. I did so, as well as doing a bang-up job at not audibly gagging at the smell.

Then I noticed that they had that smell about them even when they weren't with the baby. And then every time I met them over the next year or so. They stank so bad just as people that I originally thought that it was rotting human flesh.

The woman got bonus points for being a 'mommyer than thou' fuckwit who tried to bring her unimmunised baby to the same Christmas party as an immunocompromised 4-year-old, and whose kid was so scrawny at 4 months (it basically still looked like it did when it was a newborn) due to her insistance on natural milk only, no formula, when she just wasn't producing milk that it led to the kid being taken away into the care of the state for a while.

Dad won a father of the year award one day later that year by taking literally the last bit of cash they had at the time to the shop to buy formula and nappies, noticing they were 'out of stock' at that particular shop, and then shrugging his shoulders and buying a wii game.

Their planned second child in going to be a girl.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Everyone quickly turn your keyboard upside down and tap it on the desk in front of you. I'll wait.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Just listen to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29T4kF6PPkQ


This guy is purestrain AUG. Listen to as much as you can (though the whole thing is worth it), and then listen to 8:45-8:55 at the very least.

His tears are delicious.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Somfin posted:

I liked the passive-aggressive begging for likes and subscribes at the end

Also the main body of the thing is him whining about how ugly people have it hard in the most incoherent way possible

Intelligent people.

Because dumb uggos have it easy as they don't know the true nature of their lot, whereas intellectual supermen such as his NEET rear end are torn apart as by knives.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Colour me intensely surprised that he didn't choose to share his viewpoint on age of consent laws because he seems like exactly the kind of fucker to have them be extremely important to him for some reason.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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MissEchelon posted:

Thank you I have been looking for this screenshot for years
you're a saint

That screenshot is over 9 years old.

I remember it when it was originally posted.

gently caress I feel old.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Nuebot posted:

Is the lady in the black and white the same one from the last fat derail? They look very similar.

Yup. And she's still the master of deflecting pertinent questions.

Guy in black knows he's hosed up (and gently caress me, he's only 40? I'm 3 years younger than he is and look about 2 decades younger) and is the most honest out of the lot, but the others will smugly "well actually have you considered reframing that question?" themselves into a foot amputation or worse.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Ularg posted:

Just... can we just stop being huge loving dicks to each other about weight? Seems like everyone on the internet, like 4chan and reddit, has made it their career to shame fat people without knowing a drat thing about them.

We are not lambasting these people because of their weight, we are lambasting them because they are hugely loving delusional.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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*Circus music starts blaring*







Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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SquirrelFace posted:



E: it's like one episode of "My 600 Lb Life" I watched where a women's sister was crying and pleading with her to lose weight and the women ordered 4 pizzas and breadsticks while they were having this conversation for herself, her husband and their two children. The sister was like wtf, but the fat lady just kept saying "I have to feed my family." The sister couldn't understand why she ordered that much food for two adults and two children, but the fat lady couldn't understand why her sister didn't want her to order it. She understood the pizza was not good for her, but didn't seem to understand that the amount she was ordering was absurd.

Conversely you have the people who encourage it i.e. the family members of every bed/couch-bound 1000-pounder, who constantly feed the person who is fused to the fabric through a combination of their own skin/feces because 'mah growin' boy needs food'.

I also like the weasel words and phrases used by the hardcore FA/HAES people, like when they're saying "People are criticizing me for taking the food that I need to nourish my body!" when they're nourished like an absolute motherfucker, and framing it that way further emphasizes the wrongheaded viewpoint that there's either 'proper' eating that results in them being a fatty boombah, or else dangerous starvation that simultaneously puts them at risk of death because even a minor decrease in nourishment is disastrous, and will never result in weight loss because there is a total disconnect between caloric intake and the body's ability to store fat.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Screaming Idiot posted:

The sad thing is, most of the time they're not nourished. The average obese person in the US has a diet consisting almost solely of fats and salts and starch with no nutritional value, and a lot of that is simply due to the sheer variety and cheapness of crappy food. It takes time and effort to make a healthy, tasty meal while a four Hotpockets takes about four minutes in the microwave.


That time and effort is often ridiculously overstated though. Chop some potatoes carrots and onions, get a hunk of meat, toss them all in a small amount of vegetable oil and salt and pepper, then chuck it in the oven and forget about it for 90 minutes. The prep takes 15 minutes, and you can do it in amounts that gives you leftovers for days. Mix it up by later taking the roast meat, cutting some of it into strips, and tossing it with spinach, chopped tomatoes, chopped cucumber and a little crumbled Parmesan with some salt, olive oil and white vinegar, and there's a 4 minute meal.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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MageMage posted:

Admit it. You have at least a terabytes-worth of storage of these types of people.

Google 'fatshion Tumblr' and prepare for a deluge of twentysomethings dressed like clowns and grandmas.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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VendaGoat posted:

How in hell did you ever think of those search terms?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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mostlygray posted:

I know it's a de-thred of the thread but I can say, safely, that weight is just a thing and shouldn't be worried about by others. Some people are fat, some people are thin. My grandmother was overweight by about 70 pounds and lived to be 100. My grandfather was thin and hale and lasted to be 80. My great aunt was rail thin and lasted until her 90's. My great grandmother was fat and round, drank a gallon of whole milk and ate quart of sour cream every day and died at 95.

Eating disorders are a thing. That's OK and those are the people to help. Some people are big, some people are small. I had a friend that was about 700 pounds. That was a disorder. He did eat absurd amounts of food. He lost weight via gastric bypass and now he's back down to a healthy weight. Some people, though, eat normally and stay fat. It's just the deal they were dealt.

legfungus.jpg

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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The guy is basically that alien karate master in the Futurama episode where bender becomes a robot fighter.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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I'm finding this ruff to masturbate to.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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The really lovely thing is that someone suggested the blanket term GSM (Gender & Sexual Minority), however pedophiles tried to co-opt the phrase into defining themselves as people with 'different-age attraction' or some bullshit, and now it's forever tainted.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Not a single joke so far about how he should have drawn a different kind of razor across his wrist?

This place has mellowed.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Heath posted:

Cut out the carbonated poo poo, even sparkling water. It robs the calcium out of your bones and fucks up your teeth.

This is concerning. How?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Jmcrofts posted:

Stop spreading misinformation.

Controlled studies have shown no difference in bone density loss between carbonated and regular water.

A can of diet coke has 40mg of soda which is less than 2% of the daily recommended intake. Even if you drink 2 liters of soda a day that's less sodium than like... a single slice of cheese

E: also tea/coffee don't make you pee more than water, provided you drink it regularly

Thanks for this. Looked it up once I was at a computer rather than my phone. It's good news for me as I've got terrible bone density/Vitamin D and for a minute there I thought I was sabotaging my own treatment - I bought a SodaStream and basically use it only for carbonating plain water (as do 99% of the people I know who own one) so I drink a LOT of it.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Crosspostin' from the Incel thread.

Elliot Rodger was Right
:stare:

Uh, is this the kind of thing that needs to be brought to the attention of authorities somewhere?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Start by reporting it on YouTube

Already done. I'm in Australia, however, so I wouldn't know how to report it to any law enforcement.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Non Serviam posted:

The title alone should be enough for that but, out of curiosity, does he go ahead and justify the massacre? I'm not going through 20 minutes of that.

He directly states that he wishes the the girls in the sorority had opened the door for him.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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nael posted:

Chop up some Jalepenos, mix them into peanut butter and put it on a burger with a fried egg.

It's not a hamburger unless it has a slice of beetroot in it.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Coloured hair griping is the new baggy pants griping and y'all are a bunch of cranky grandmas.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Its like he's at the early learning stages of trying to manifest a fedora above his head through force of will.

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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I notice by the register that it's only 2/3 of the cost of a premium $$$ publication. :v:

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