Hihohe posted:

Hihohe posted:

Hihohe posted:

I can only imagine he based that off his own dick. If so then he might need to see a doctor.

Hihohe posted:

treiz01 posted:

Watch Zardoz. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Davoren posted:

Watch the whole thing, I dare you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL3_TsKA_Z0

Davoren posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_-n7_GZ2G8

EmmyOk posted:

Our religion teacher got stabbed in the heart when he was 20 and you could reliably waste 20 minutes a class by bringing it up. I will never forget the weird marketing cadence he had when he said "luckily I was stabbed outside Ireland's leading cardiac hospital". There was also the time he spent a double class on Islam telling us about how messed up the banana trade was but I can't remember how he got sidetracked with that. We also had an incredibly hot maths teacher every year because she was the only one could teach in Irish, the illusion was shattered when we realised the reason she randomly left class and stood out in the hall was to safely fart. Or at least that was the leading theory. A sequel to the geography teacher story is when she left on maternity leave the replacement teacher arrived just before parent teacher evening and called us all up to the top of the class to get to know us a bit. We were allowed sit wherever we wanted because she was new and didn't know the seating plan so all five boys in the class sat in a row down the back. as she was calling up the other guys beside us the bestie leaned in and told me he had just gone on the bone and if I'd go up first while he went to the bathroom. Obviously I refused and he stuffed his hands in his pockets and tried to pull the crotch of his trousers forward and bend over a bit while he was talking to her and I told everyone down the back what was happening.

Ularg posted:

Behold!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ai2c5vZGOs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m9Do7bjp2E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojxiqE77Q9w

PureEvil6_13 posted:

My bad

cash crab posted:

DicktheCat posted:

No, I'm more like Dracolord. I offered him half the world, then we woke up in bed together.

E:that was a stupid joke. Forgive me.

bringmyfishback posted:

So you'll stop reading the thread that riles you up, then? Great. Have a good one! I don't like making fun of people with disabilities, either, but the majority of the thread isn't like that, so either relax or relax and don't read.

PiratePing posted:

In a way this article makes them sound almost dopey-cute, bless their trashy little juggahearts:

Then again...

twistedmentat posted:

Ularg posted:

Eventually I got him to sign off the lease and move out after he bought acid off some stranger at a bar and had his friend take it. His friend was having a bad trip so decided to bring him to the apartment and make me deal with it. He also loved to invite over his drug dealer friend to the apartment to go on video chat with randos pouring out pills and acting all tough poo poo.

I actually had to call his mom and go "Hey look, your son is a goddamn loving nightmare. Get him out of here or I will fill the cops in on how he's been buying illegal drugs, and driving his friends car without a license AND drunk while refusing to take someone having a bad acid trip to the hospital."

And that's my story. I'll just wait here to see how it's all my fault somehow.

(sorry about the double post, it just wouldn't let me post it all in one)

RabbitWizard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF2P-hLAZZ4

cash crab posted:

I wish I didn't exaggerate my reactions for comedic effect so often because the fact that I, too, also threw up a little in my mouth now sounds like I am not serious. I am. This is literally the worst thing I have ever seen on any of the AUG threads and I am comparing this to pony jar.

twistedmentat posted:

If I remember correctly, this images caption was "I'm not racist, but I think that all those Black Lives Matter people need to learn to take responsibility for their community!"

This man is taken seriously by the right in America. He wrote a book called "They popped my hood and found gravy on the dipstick" about how being a fat rear end conservative shithead is better than being a in shape liberal wimp

The Confederate Furry was removed from the Furcon later


Two guys who spend hours every day trying to look as unique as possible

Jesus christ. I bet Evan posts a lot about how Lolicon isn't child porn because its drawn and you shouldn't judge other cultures by our puritanical western values, in Japan loving kids is totally cool!(it isn't)

To him, priority seating includes Fursonas

I know those words, but what the hell is he saying? Also making yourself a magic card hahah

Not to fat shame someone, how the gently caress can you get so loving fat being in the military, and clearly on deployment? Isn't that like, phsycially demanding? Unless the 3 pizzas he's clearly slavering over have anything to do it. I can see the US Army having fast food places providing food to personnel. Because, hey free market.

Those dogs have seen some poo poo. Actually, I'd hate to imagine what has happened to those dogs, because I remember in that thread about the ex-furry goon how openly many furries talk about loving their dogs

twistedmentat posted:

There was a tumblr that was full of creepy Tindr profiles, and most where weirdos with guns, dead animals and some very questionable stuff they're posing against (like openly posing before Nazi and CSA flags).

Sadly its shut down. I always meant to grab content from there because holy poo poo some guy named 9mmSolutions had piles and piles of guns and a poster of Obama with a knife through it behind him and he said "looking for a woman to bare the master race after we take this country back for real Americans".

So I just have these




Maybe there is a reason people don't wear fedoras anymore?

Uh I don't think you get what being a feminist means

This is my dating profile, so i'm going to hide my identity.

Reminds me of the post i once saw that said "I just need a woman who can enjoy my Katana collection as much as I do"


I'm gonna admit, I don't think unshaved legs look good, but I don't feel like women have to shave them just for me.


These two were received by a friend of mine.




That's the face you make when you're being arrested for, lets say child porn



I think it's more that you're an rear end in a top hat, not Breaking bad



You know, until just now, I thought he was holding an Oboe



He wanted a 6 donged dragon robot body didn't he?


This kid probably writes for Breibart now

ExecuDork posted:

Weaksauce. The first thing you think of when you encounter yeast shouldn't be bread, it should be beer.

The same objection keeps coming up if you google something like "beer from yeast infection". Many people like to point out that beer yeast and the yeast that causes most infections in people are not closely related. But that's not really a strong counterpoint, many people have successfully made beer using yeast from various sources. Plenty of single-celled organisms have the necessary cellular machinery to convert sugar into booze.

Like yeast in the mouths of the beetles she was studying. (She claims in an interview she had to stop making beetle-mouth-yeast beer because she was drinking too much). Just to be clear: I don't think there's anything AUG at all about Dr. Six or her work.

Panfilo posted:

Yeah, agreed. Not much you can do about it. I'm guessing it would give the guy such a complex that it would affect his personality to the point women are going to go long before they see what he's packin'.

I suppose micropenis guy could look for an asexual woman ;no pressure on either side there.

I Am Crake posted:

When I was growing up in the 90's that sort of music was basically all that played on the radio.

Thin Privilege posted:

These bother me because the first guy has nothing in the materia slots and in fact has plastic over them (ok granted he probably doesn't deserve materia anyways) and the second guy can't even get the right number of materia slots right in one of the most iconic swords ever

chaos rhames posted:

That pic's a joke, there's a bunch like that from some old fyad thread. He's pretty clearly taking the piss from the post on the computer anyway.

Who What Now posted:

Who doesn't love drugs?

EmmyOk posted:

For the dude asking 90 day fiancé is great. In the states they have a 90 day visa for people to come to the US to marry their partner/fiancé before the end of the 90 day visa. Some of the couples seem genuinely sweet (mainly young ones) and I'm a sap and always hope it works out for them. The real pull though is the obvious green card scammers because it is so obvious what they're up to but they end up with awful people so it's hard to say who's being more taken advantage of. They also tend to have awkward English so they say things that are way more truthful than they intend like "she is ehh tolerable to me"

EmmyOk posted:

im high and this is incredibly powerful and intense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Jkv2fkUbg

change my name posted:

How I Built a Fetish Empire of ‘Car Stuck Girls’
Who knew models, motors and mud would prove a winning combination on the internet?

Someone murder me please

WrenP-Complete posted:

Can someone explain which of those are breathing people?

om nom nom posted:

Who is romeo rose and why does he think an 8 minute video of himself crying about a lady would be of interest to not just that one particular lady, but the internet on the whole?

om nom nom posted:

I have archives. Phoneposting though I don't know how the awful app is for searching. Any handy standout links?

hyperhazard posted:

This one?