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that would be bad rear end
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:18 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 08:40 |
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someone should first this thread
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:24 |
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everyone would be like "hmm these cheddar bay biscuits are soggy and taste like piss" and you could be like "wasnt me"!
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:25 |
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when ever i go to red lobster i order the hoppin' green frog legs
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:26 |
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i'm dehydrated from getting shitfaced last night and my piss is all dark and cloudy
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:26 |
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i wonder if anyone ever poo poo in them before i ate them
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:26 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i wonder if anyone ever poo poo in them before i ate them there are a lot of pranksters out there, try pissing on the cheddar bay biscuits for revenge
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:28 |
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in queso emergency break glass
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:29 |
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i once got an admirials shrimp platter and there was a lemon on it. i took the lemon and squeezed it on my dick and balls and showed my boner to everyone
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:31 |
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Red Lobster?? I barely know her!
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:31 |
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just ray posted:i once got an admirials shrimp platter and there was a lemon on it. i took the lemon and squeezed it on my dick and balls and showed my boner to everyone who ordered the jumbo prawn?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:32 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:who ordered the jumbo prawn? thats what she said
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:32 |
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tbqh it looked more like a flabby crawdad
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:33 |
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ray, you seem to have some sort of obsession with peeing and pooping on things. Were you peed and pooped on as a child?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:33 |
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OctoberBlues posted:ray, you seem to have some sort of obsession with peeing and pooping on things. Were you peed and pooped on as a child? its my passion
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:34 |
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this is one of my earliest SA memories: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l--BvXpaGq4
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:34 |
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i wonder what the perfect temperature for pee is
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:36 |
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b-minus1 posted:this is one of my earliest SA memories: That's kind of uncomfortable to watch
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:36 |
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More like Cheddar Bae
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:37 |
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This reminds me of a great George Carlin joke. He said "why do crazy people always go on killing sprees? Why don't the voices in their heads tell them to poo poo on the salad bar at Wendy's?"
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:38 |
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just ray posted:i wonder what the perfect temperature for pee is Hot
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:39 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:This reminds me of a great George Carlin joke. He said "why do crazy people always go on killing sprees? Why don't the voices in their heads tell them to poo poo on the salad bar at Wendy's?" that would be a funny prank
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:39 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:This reminds me of a great George Carlin joke. He said "why do crazy people always go on killing sprees? Why don't the voices in their heads tell them to poo poo on the salad bar at Wendy's?" Someone on facebook posted that she saw a crazy man the other day who flashed his micropenis at her and then took a poo poo on the side of a gas station.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:39 |
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speaking of wendys , i wonder if anyone hasa every taken a dook in the chili and then served it to some old lady with blue hair
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:40 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Someone on facebook posted that she saw a crazy man the other day who flashed his micropenis at her and then took a poo poo on the side of a gas station. that would be a funny prank
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:41 |
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just ray posted:speaking of wendys , i wonder if anyone hasa every taken a dook in the chili and then served it to some old lady with blue hair I know someone who did that but then they served it to hector beerlioz
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:41 |
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if i rode bikes it would be funny to be riding along while you are making GBS threads and it plops on the the ground. you could piss on the turds.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:42 |
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one time at taco bell some guy poo poo in the beans
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:43 |
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OctoberBlues posted:That's kind of uncomfortable to watch nope, it's still funny after all these years.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:43 |
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b-minus1 posted:nope, it's still funny after all these years. The battle part is funny enough, but the part where he's talking to the lady is not good at all.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:45 |
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just ray posted:that would be bad rear end
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:45 |
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What if you pissed in a jar, added hibiscus leaves, let it steep for three weeks, and sold it for $29?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:47 |
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Piss is actually already an ingredient in all the foods and drinks at Red Lobster. I know because I used to work there as the guy who had to drink a half gallon of Lobster Sauce at the start of my shift so my pee would have the right flavor.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:47 |
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they soak those lobsters in piss
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:48 |
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what are the names of the biscuits that some restaurants have that are sweet, very doughy/thick, and shaped like ..a bell? idk
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:48 |
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just ray posted:i wonder what the perfect temperature for pee is 69°
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:49 |
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it would be funny if someone ordered a lobster but instead of a lobster they got a turd with claws
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:49 |
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Relin posted:what are the names of the biscuits that some restaurants have that are sweet, very doughy/thick, and shaped like ..a bell? idk
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:50 |
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just ray posted:it would be funny if someone ordered a lobster but instead of a lobster they got a turd with claws haha if i got that i would pee on it
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 16:50 |
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Relin posted:what are the names of the biscuits that some restaurants have that are sweet, very doughy/thick, and shaped like ..a bell? idk bell bisquick with artificial piss flavoring
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