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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i also like to pee on my fajitas

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

just ray posted:

i also like to pee on my fajitas
Fajita means little skirt in spansh

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
what if someone hosed the busboys lovely butt and scraped the impacted poo out of their noodle with a lobster fork *laughing head lifts balloonlike from shoulders, floats away to a better place*

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

whoflungpoop posted:

what if someone hosed the busboys lovely butt and scraped the impacted poo out of their noodle with a lobster fork *laughing head lifts balloonlike from shoulders, floats away to a better place*

that would be hilarious

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

Fajita means little skirt in spansh

this poo poo is definitely going in my book

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

thathonkey posted:

this poo poo is definitely going in my book

you should pee on the book

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
if you ever have to vomit and poo poo at the same time you should do it outside in the woods. you can jack off there too

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
it would be fun to poo poo on a whales head

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I'm doing keto so I'd be more than happy to own some carb havers op

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Business Gorillas posted:

I'm doing keto so I'd be more than happy to own some carb havers op

you should try drinking piss

eunice
Aug 23, 2016

by Smythe
im doin gh on my pct with the hcg and adex so my t is up

~homeostasis~

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

eunice posted:

im doin gh on my pct with the hcg and adex so my t is up

~homeostasis~

you should cum on it

eunice
Aug 23, 2016

by Smythe
no tribute 4 u

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder if anyone has ever peed on piece of poo poo while it was being vomited

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



just ray posted:

you should try drinking piss

Is the piss low carb?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I'm not going to drink piss that's been used to boil pasta and is full of starch, for example

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Business Gorillas posted:

Is the piss low carb?

i dont know but you can poo poo on it if you want

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord

just ray posted:

that would be bad rear end

it's piss, not bad rear end

the chinese dude says "holy poo poo pisssssssss"

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord

just ray posted:

if you got a salad with bleu cheese they could serve it to you with a big turd on it and be like "i thought you said poo cheese" and then they could stand around poking you with their boner forcing you to eat the poo poo salad

they should also cock-slap the customers

it would be bad manners not to

also there need to be guys advertising the restaurant by swinging their dicks in a circle like helicopter blades

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord

eunice posted:

u culd use the patented "fart rebreather" system to inject the fart fetish into FYAD rebreathing farts for eternity and conquest

oh poo poo are you dare

eunice
Aug 23, 2016

by Smythe

That Robot posted:

they should also cock-slap the customers

it would be bad manners not to

also there need to be guys advertising the restaurant by swinging their dicks in a circle like helicopter blades

obviously some people need to be cock slapped alex

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
What the gently caress happened here. You guys suck.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pee pee doo doo

eunice
Aug 23, 2016

by Smythe

That Robot posted:

oh poo poo are you dare

yd u call me antisemitic that one time

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord

eunice posted:

yd u call me antisemitic that one time

I thought you were in jail man

Where did you disappear to?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

just ray posted:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed on piece of poo poo while it was being vomited

stay with me on this one:

someone is taking a poo poo, another guy pisses, cutting the poo poo into uniform pieces with the stream of piss as it falls. a third party catches the poo poo pieces so they are artfully fanned out on a plate like a sushi roll. ramakins of cum and vomit on the side for dipping

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
its not like you can make cheddar bay biscuits any worse

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

stay with me on this one:

someone is taking a poo poo, another guy pisses, cutting the poo poo into uniform pieces with the stream of piss as it falls. a third party catches the poo poo pieces so they are artfully fanned out on a plate like a sushi roll. ramakins of cum and vomit on the side for dipping

my compliments to the chef!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord
dare killed this incredible thread :/

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

That Robot posted:

dare killed this incredible thread :/

what the gently caress does that mean i have downs

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I went to a restaurant one time down near the beach and if you raised your hand they would throw a biscuit at you. What I'm thinking is maybe do that but with human poo poo?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Hustlin Floh posted:

I went to a restaurant one time down near the beach and if you raised your hand they would throw a biscuit at you. What I'm thinking is maybe do that but with human poo poo?

thats pretty much my life

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

just ray posted:

thats pretty much my life

We could all learn a lot from you, Dad. A lot about lovely pissing boners covered in puke.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

just ray posted:

what the gently caress does that mean i have downs
Dare means "give" in Roman, that's the language of romans.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord
there's a place called lamberts in springfield missouri where they throw hot bread rolls at you and give you free okra and other southern foods

what if they threw microwaved poop at you so it would be really hot and gave you free cum and other bodily fluids?

that'd be swell right op?

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That Robot posted:

there's a place called lamberts in springfield missouri where they throw hot bread rolls at you and give you free okra and other southern foods

what if they threw microwaved poop at you so it would be really hot and gave you free cum and other bodily fluids?

that'd be swell right op?

That's the same place I was talking about you palooka.

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
Lam-turds

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

This reminds me of a great George Carlin joke. He said "why do crazy people always go on killing sprees? Why don't the voices in their heads tell them to poo poo on the salad bar at Wendy's?"

That's because killing every person you see feels incredibly good, it's like the ultimate prank.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
suckle thy poo poo out of thine rear end in a top hat

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord

Hustlin Floh posted:

That's the same place I was talking about you palooka.

but it wasn't near a beach tho

it also had a shitload of kitschy flair like old license plates and poo poo

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