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i also like to pee on my fajitas
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:24 |
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just ray posted:i also like to pee on my fajitas
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:25 |
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what if someone hosed the busboys lovely butt and scraped the impacted poo out of their noodle with a lobster fork *laughing head lifts balloonlike from shoulders, floats away to a better place*
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:36 |
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whoflungpoop posted:what if someone hosed the busboys lovely butt and scraped the impacted poo out of their noodle with a lobster fork *laughing head lifts balloonlike from shoulders, floats away to a better place* that would be hilarious
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:37 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:Fajita means little skirt in spansh this poo poo is definitely going in my book
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:41 |
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thathonkey posted:this poo poo is definitely going in my book you should pee on the book
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:42 |
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if you ever have to vomit and poo poo at the same time you should do it outside in the woods. you can jack off there too
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:46 |
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it would be fun to poo poo on a whales head
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:54 |
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I'm doing keto so I'd be more than happy to own some carb havers op
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:55 |
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Business Gorillas posted:I'm doing keto so I'd be more than happy to own some carb havers op you should try drinking piss
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:55 |
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im doin gh on my pct with the hcg and adex so my t is up ~homeostasis~
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:56 |
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eunice posted:im doin gh on my pct with the hcg and adex so my t is up you should cum on it
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:56 |
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no tribute 4 u
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:57 |
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i wonder if anyone has ever peed on piece of poo poo while it was being vomited
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:57 |
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just ray posted:you should try drinking piss Is the piss low carb?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:58 |
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I'm not going to drink piss that's been used to boil pasta and is full of starch, for example
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:58 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Is the piss low carb? i dont know but you can poo poo on it if you want
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:59 |
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just ray posted:that would be bad rear end it's piss, not bad rear end the chinese dude says "holy poo poo pisssssssss"
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 18:01 |
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just ray posted:if you got a salad with bleu cheese they could serve it to you with a big turd on it and be like "i thought you said poo cheese" and then they could stand around poking you with their boner forcing you to eat the poo poo salad they should also cock-slap the customers it would be bad manners not to also there need to be guys advertising the restaurant by swinging their dicks in a circle like helicopter blades
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 18:10 |
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eunice posted:u culd use the patented "fart rebreather" system to inject the fart fetish into FYAD rebreathing farts for eternity and conquest oh poo poo are you dare
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 18:13 |
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That Robot posted:they should also cock-slap the customers obviously some people need to be cock slapped alex
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 18:17 |
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What the gently caress happened here. You guys suck.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 18:17 |
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pee pee doo doo
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 18:18 |
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That Robot posted:oh poo poo are you dare yd u call me antisemitic that one time (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 18:18 |
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eunice posted:yd u call me antisemitic that one time I thought you were in jail man Where did you disappear to?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 18:26 |
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just ray posted:i wonder if anyone has ever peed on piece of poo poo while it was being vomited stay with me on this one: someone is taking a poo poo, another guy pisses, cutting the poo poo into uniform pieces with the stream of piss as it falls. a third party catches the poo poo pieces so they are artfully fanned out on a plate like a sushi roll. ramakins of cum and vomit on the side for dipping
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 18:46 |
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its not like you can make cheddar bay biscuits any worse
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 18:47 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:stay with me on this one: my compliments to the chef!
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 19:11 |
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dare killed this incredible thread :/
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 02:50 |
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That Robot posted:dare killed this incredible thread :/ what the gently caress does that mean i have downs
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 02:52 |
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I went to a restaurant one time down near the beach and if you raised your hand they would throw a biscuit at you. What I'm thinking is maybe do that but with human poo poo?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 02:59 |
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Hustlin Floh posted:I went to a restaurant one time down near the beach and if you raised your hand they would throw a biscuit at you. What I'm thinking is maybe do that but with human poo poo? thats pretty much my life
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:00 |
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just ray posted:thats pretty much my life We could all learn a lot from you, Dad. A lot about lovely pissing boners covered in puke.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:02 |
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just ray posted:what the gently caress does that mean i have downs
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:05 |
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there's a place called lamberts in springfield missouri where they throw hot bread rolls at you and give you free okra and other southern foods what if they threw microwaved poop at you so it would be really hot and gave you free cum and other bodily fluids? that'd be swell right op?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:11 |
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That Robot posted:there's a place called lamberts in springfield missouri where they throw hot bread rolls at you and give you free okra and other southern foods That's the same place I was talking about you palooka.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:15 |
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Lam-turds
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:16 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:This reminds me of a great George Carlin joke. He said "why do crazy people always go on killing sprees? Why don't the voices in their heads tell them to poo poo on the salad bar at Wendy's?" That's because killing every person you see feels incredibly good, it's like the ultimate prank.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:18 |
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suckle thy poo poo out of thine rear end in a top hat
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:19 |
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Hustlin Floh posted:That's the same place I was talking about you palooka. but it wasn't near a beach tho it also had a shitload of kitschy flair like old license plates and poo poo
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