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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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BLESSED ARE ALL FORMS OF INTELLIGENCE

MAY THE FUTURE HAVE FORGIVENESS FOR MAN'S AND MACHINE'S SINS

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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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epipen posted:

i've been listening to these since like, late last year, good poo poo, rip giivasunna long live siivagunna

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggLYpncvRh0

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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i'm the friend recording that video 'haha can't wait to put this on imgur'

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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syscall girl posted:

the bathroom at the nike store in portland has(had?) a one way mirror in front of the urinals

you're elevated above the sales floor, pissing down at everyone

i believe that was intentional

oh poo poo I'm heading there before I go back home I'll need to check this out

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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hell yeah

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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SynthOrange posted:

lmao at that upper left clusterfuck

:haw:

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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*in extremely deep sea submarine excited webcam scientist voice*

oh! oh look at that! what a gorgeous clusterfuck. oh wow. that's a uh... it looks like a cirque-tree? lovely branching. wow. just amazing.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

G = George Lucas, S = Steven Spielberg, L = Lawrence Kasdan


G — I was thinking that this old guy could have been his mentor. He could have known this little girl when she was just a kid. Had an affair with her when she was eleven.

L — And he was forty-two.

G — He hasn’t seen her in twelve years. Now she’s twenty-two. It’s a real strange relationship.

S — She had better be older than twenty-two.

G — He’s thirty-five, and he knew her ten years ago when he was twenty-five and she was only twelve. It would be amusing to make her slightly young at the time.

S — And promiscuous. She came onto him.

G — Fifteen is right on the edge. I know it’s an outrageous idea, but it is interesting. Once she’s sixteen or seventeen it’s not interesting anymore. But if she was fifteen and he was twenty-five and they actually had an affair the last time they met. And she was madly in love with him and he…

S — She has pictures of him.

is this real?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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kyoon's really toned it down

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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Sagebrush posted:

remember that fox news host who got water boarded on TV to prove "it isn't so bad" and started screaming and crying in like five seconds

it wasn't fox news host sean hannity who still hasn't followed through it was christopher hitchens and he was at least intellectually honest about it and did a complete 180 afterwards

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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no it's actually snippets from the next season of rick & morty

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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i knew my current job was hosed when i saw that the company had built its own custom JDBC

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW7ghR-orbA

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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graph posted:

oh, re: NWS images

ah i was wondering if i'd be a dick for reporting people who spoiler'd nws stuff. now i can report with a clear conscious :)

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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idgi

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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Elder Postsman posted:

also maybe john wick?

i turned this off once his house got burgled. i just couldn't do it.

dredd was great though

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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lmao

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC66mDMTAoQ

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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i never noticed that his pants were still undone in the bathroom but magically zipped themselves up once he busts out

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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TontoCorazon posted:

The beginning of John Wick was a huge surprise for me. I knew there was going to be some cool combat going on, but the first 15 minutes was an emotional roller coaster.

i thought it was so predictable and boring i turned the movie off before anything could even happen

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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*complex cognitive processes*

OOP      OvO

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and yet they always show that same pic of the french lighthouse

really makes u think
?????

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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abraham linkedin posted:

same poo poo with my last job

"i want a mac"
"macs are only for developers"
"i want a linux workstation"
"m-muh endpoint protection software"

i'm getting a decked out 15" macbook pro for my next job :pcgaming:

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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Elder Postsman posted:

i got one of those for my current job. it's extremely good. i like the force-click trackpad a lot.

i'm wondering

a- how long it's going to take me to get used to it
b- how unacceptable it will be that other laptops don't have it whenever i have to use a client rig

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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i mean i'm already that way after using my personal macbook pro with it's super-good trackpad and it's just difficult for me to envision a trackpad that's even better

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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Jonny 290 posted:

the reason that i am 110% sympathetic to hillary setting up their own email server is not because of any gently caress You Republicans mindset, but i've read the reports on how loving awful government and campaign IT is, and I completely believe every word.



i saw this poo poo firsthand working for an IT audit of the DoS in 2012 after hillary was already long gone. they were still using windows xp and didn't have a spam filter

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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yospos bitch

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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YOU DIED

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/778278883200233472

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm thinkin about peanut butter and jelly

:sotw:

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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Mo_Steel posted:



all these memories will be lost in time... :saddowns:

that's a great icon

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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echinopsis posted:

the one where mickey donald and goofy have a caravan? that's ten minutes of animation supremacy.

it's like this new form of media allowed so much imagination but then over time that's just died off

there is one where mickey mouse runs a hot dog stand and the hotdogs try to escape and he chases one and pulls down its pants and smacks its rear end, makes it jump into a bun and feeds it to minnie. or watch steamboat willie, it's so incredibly absurd and bizarre.

even snow white and the seven dwarfs. little
makes my kids laugh as much. and it was genius to rotoscope snow white and then over-animate the dwarfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFkN4deuZU

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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a goon made a time machine to 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGGlqq0sNy8

where flash is still cool & good

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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epipen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEPB01Y_xOc
'Most of them don’t move. They don’t move because they know they’ve won.'

lol @ any of you country boys who've never seen a tumble weave

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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:rant:

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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lol

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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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i was pretty weirded out when our culture went mainstream with 'memes' also known as 'image macros' but this is loving... what

how is this real life

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