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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I'm bad at impulse buying and I get really excited when boxes show up to my apartment

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
my_dick.jpg



Google it

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
that dude wipe emergency button poo poo

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
his dick

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005
https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor...=1-1#nav-subnav

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


https://www.amazon.com/Write-Good-Die-Scott-Nicholson-ebook/dp/B003H4QZOG

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If you need tires get them there, saved about $300 getting them online. Feels good man.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
I like people who stick referral links onto their lovely amazon jokes

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006

ColoradoCleric posted:

I'm bad at impulse buying and I get really excited when boxes show up to my apartment

https://www.amazon.com/NeverKink-8-...0&keywords=hose



Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...pf_rd_i=desktop

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
55 gallons of lube.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.amazon.com/Nasco-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer-White/dp/B0083Y0W26/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=V3VMJVNNKQW3XKJJJNRP

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I love these things: Reusable Cable Ties!!!

Possibly for use with the above...?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a krusty doll


imho

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
This CD. Don't ask why, just buy it. PLEASE!

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

https://www.amazon.com/Tesla-Coil-LightersTM-Rechargeable-Windproof/dp/B016P8A1K4/

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Chinatown posted:

a krusty doll


imho

also imho

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Buy this book from 1992 about how the world is going to end before 1994.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

not gonna click youre referal link take it to QCS

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

also my salad needs tossed

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Get these: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00CIBQD1Y/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





The first review is 1998??? Was amazon really around in 1998? That seems unlikely.

Edit: wow, it's been around since 94/95. That's crazy. People were shopping on dial up?

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Aug 25, 2016

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Buy yourself a new grandma.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

The single review on that makes me sad.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



Hypoallergenic and can also be used to conceal skin disorders.

I'll take two!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


https://www.amazon.com/Moreskin-Str...TYC73EFKS6PF2HD

for all us hoodless out there, there IS a solutiuon.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

get my book available at all good amazons

e: "its a good book" ~~ the Book club

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Here ya go! https://www.amazon.com/Therio-Gel-Fertility-Lubricant-3-6/dp/B00B0ZICQI/

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Best Mechanical Pencil Ever

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
the gouf is very cool
https://www.amazon.com/Bandai-Hobby-MS-06b-Custom-Model/dp/B0041F084S

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

All of Chuck Tingles books

PhunkyHustle
Apr 7, 2010
https://www.amazon.com/Bedding-Living-Pillow-Covers-Savage/dp/B015R4YN6A/ref=pd_sim_sbs_236_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=JS6386HX5H6CJ1BJ22QH

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
A tray of eggs for Penney's on a dollar.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I bought this for my gran https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00QNXO8HE/ref=mp_s_a_1_18_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1472130339&sr=8-18&keywords=novelty+gifts

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Crunk Magnet
Feb 19, 2004
Poop Soup
I think there was an automatic rim job machine on there once with a remote control. Get that and then you can suck your own rear end.

I'm sure someone has a link.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harv...VEST#nav-subnav

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Buy silver pills and turn yourself blue. They really work! Just ask this guy. Then post pics. Including your dick. I want to see what a dick looks like after silver turns it blue. Just out of curiosity. Don't judge me.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Friginator posted:

Buy silver pills and turn yourself blue. They really work! Just ask this guy. Then post pics. Including your dick. I want to see what a dick looks like after silver turns it blue. Just out of curiosity. Don't judge me.

Vegan and gluten free. Why would there be meat or gluten in silver?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Facebook Aunt posted:

Vegan and gluten free. Why would there be meat or gluten in silver?

Gotta put those on everything now bc otherwise you'll have droves of people asking you about it.

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