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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Organic free range fair trade silver. None of that artificial stuff!

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Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Buying this bad boy as we speak:

https://www.amazon.com/Charades-602...sa+space+helmet

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Here's the last thing I got on amazon op, maybe get that

https://www.amazon.com/Nutricost-Ca...200+mg+caffeine

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Facebook Aunt posted:

The first review is 1998??? Was amazon really around in 1998? That seems unlikely.

Edit: wow, it's been around since 94/95. That's crazy. People were shopping on dial up?

for years they only sold books

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i got drunk last night and ordered this https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BXE3MXE/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1



nothing but the best for el doge

The_end
May 17, 2014
Bamboo sheets for your bed.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Facebook Aunt posted:

The first review is 1998??? Was amazon really around in 1998? That seems unlikely.

Edit: wow, it's been around since 94/95. That's crazy. People were shopping on dial up?

People were crazily speculating about THE FUTURE CYBERMALLS OF TOMORROW long before internet shopping was really feasible. Actually ordering on the internet was basic enough on dial-up, but for some reason venture capitalists kept loving it up with crazy VR storefronts and browser-killing flash interfaces and useless e-currencies. This was in the 90s.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I remember helping my mom buy rare CDs on ebay in like 1997, lol

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Here's an idea OP

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
From my own order history over the last few years

Caffeine pills
Creatine It's like legal steroids
Ankle straps (these are a must if you're doing cable leg pulls
Magic shave powder great for pubes unlike nair (no troll)
Best tights for the fall and winter
American apparel leotard (goes great with the aforementioned tights)
The best curry owder. Simply the best
Epilator (please remember to exfoliate!!!)
Facial masque
Cure Aquagel. Use this if you have flaky skin around your nose

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Al Cowens posted:

From my own order history over the last few years

Caffeine pills
Creatine It's like legal steroids
Ankle straps (these are a must if you're doing cable leg pulls
Magic shave powder great for pubes unlike nair (no troll)
Best tights for the fall and winter
American apparel leotard (goes great with the aforementioned tights)
The best curry owder. Simply the best
Epilator (please remember to exfoliate!!!)
Facial masque
Cure Aquagel. Use this if you have flaky skin around your nose

You should buy the caffeine pills I posted, much better price.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

OctoberBlues posted:

You should buy the caffeine pills I posted, much better price.
drat, will do, thanks for that

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

je1 healthcare posted:

People were crazily speculating about THE FUTURE CYBERMALLS OF TOMORROW long before internet shopping was really feasible. Actually ordering on the internet was basic enough on dial-up, but for some reason venture capitalists kept loving it up with crazy VR storefronts and browser-killing flash interfaces and useless e-currencies. This was in the 90s.

also everyone was afraid that hackers would steal their credit card

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
I suggest the Badonkadonk Land Cruiser. The only tank you can buy on Amazon!

https://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Facebook Aunt posted:

The first review is 1998??? Was amazon really around in 1998? That seems unlikely.

Edit: wow, it's been around since 94/95. That's crazy. People were shopping on dial up?

poo poo, Amazon is older than me!

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
They have an Adult section but I can't find it on the mobile site but I did find this .... Thing

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01G3A2KWG/ref=mp_s_a_1_39?ie=UTF8&qid=1472161941&sr=8-39&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=dildo


I also found an $80 10" black dildo :stare:


E: oh never mind I didn't see the button that says "show adult results". So many dildos :dong:

:aaa: :nws:

:nws:https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00347A4QG/ref=mp_s_a_1_12_s_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1472162110&sr=1-12&keywords=dildo:nws:

prime shipping available!!!!!

Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Aug 25, 2016

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

i have the seventh one

it was a gift

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Thin Privilege posted:

They have an Adult section but I can't find it on the mobile site but I did find this .... Thing

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01G3A2KWG/ref=mp_s_a_1_39?ie=UTF8&qid=1472161941&sr=8-39&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=dildo


I also found an $80 10" black dildo :stare:


E: oh never mind I didn't see the button that says "show adult results". So many dildos :dong:

:aaa: :nws:

:nws:https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00347A4QG/ref=mp_s_a_1_12_s_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1472162110&sr=1-12&keywords=dildo:nws:

prime shipping available!!!!!

are you even trying https://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Moby-Foot-Super-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Facebook Aunt posted:

The first review is 1998??? Was amazon really around in 1998? That seems unlikely.

Edit: wow, it's been around since 94/95. That's crazy. People were shopping on dial up?

dude this ad is from a 1985 magazine


Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Perfect for goatse guy.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

je1 healthcare posted:

People were crazily speculating about THE FUTURE CYBERMALLS OF TOMORROW long before internet shopping was really feasible. Actually ordering on the internet was basic enough on dial-up, but for some reason venture capitalists kept loving it up with crazy VR storefronts and browser-killing flash interfaces and useless e-currencies. This was in the 90s.

During the 90s and even early 00s, wasn't Amazon sort of considered a doomed service? I seem to remember there being as joke about them in Futurama from the era, and the fairly big news when they I think finally had their first profitable year in 2003/2004.

eBay, on the other hand, seemed to be very popular in the latter 90s/early 00s. Was there just a flip-flop between the popularity of the two companies?

JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Aug 26, 2016

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
https://www.amazon.com/Flag-Store-C...hillin+the+most

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

can you buy a hippo on amazon? if so you should by that

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
https://www.amazon.com/Worthington-Cylinders-14-9CUFT-Helium-Tank/dp/B0079V49AA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1472180474&sr=8-2&keywords=helium

https://www.amazon.com/Aluf-Plastic...uty+plastic+bag

https://www.amazon.com/Macks-Lure-4-Inch-Surgical-Tubing/dp/B003OBCM4O/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1472180592&sr=8-9&keywords=rubber+hose

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

why is this milk $74?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

ColoradoCleric posted:

why is this milk $74?

I loving hate weird products like this where all of the reviews are joke reviews. None of them are funny, jesus christ you goddamn losers, no one cares about your "funny" fake milk reviews!!!

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

the love of another human being

...

haha just kidding, you cant buy that

it's more than tenbux

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I think you can buy cock rings on Amazon so maybe one of them?

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Amazon has a lot of "Spy cameras" that should never be sold to anyone.

https://www.amazon.com/ZTCOLIFE-Adapter-1920x1080P-Recording-Detection/dp/B01L11056A

Cameras people can SEE discourage theft. I honestly think stuff like this is 99% sold to perverts to watch their stepdaughters go pee.

In fact, I think Jared from Subway had hidden bathroom cameras and I bet they were stuff like this.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

JediTalentAgent posted:

During the 90s and even early 00s, wasn't Amazon sort of considered a doomed service? I seem to remember there being as joke about them in Futurama from the era, and the fairly big news when they I think finally had their first profitable year in 2003/2004.

eBay, on the other hand, seemed to be very popular in the latter 90s/early 00s. Was there just a flip-flop between the popularity of the two companies?

ebay showed up right after the beanie baby bubble (ugh) and everybody was 300% convinced that they were going to be able to sucker some idiot on ebay for $600 for their stupid star wars toys in the attic

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Facebook Aunt posted:

The first review is 1998??? Was amazon really around in 1998? That seems unlikely.

Edit: wow, it's been around since 94/95. That's crazy. People were shopping on dial up?

My oldest order..



Hmmm, after reviewing my purchase history, I'm beginning to think I might be a nerd.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Consider buying a cool calculator op

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788067&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

naem
May 29, 2011

Eleven billion fuckton lots of snow

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...JBWJRXGIQNFBCOK

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ColoradoCleric posted:

why is this milk $74?

Someone wrote a program that tries to maximize profits by setting prices just above other prices (people will often buy the slightly more expensive one and these people are the ones more likely to reorder) and sometimes two people use the same program and the computers get into a reverse bidding war.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

I loving hate weird products like this where all of the reviews are joke reviews. None of them are funny, jesus christ you goddamn losers, no one cares about your "funny" fake milk reviews!!!

Reddit loves them

As damning an accolade as a Moridin emptyquote

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I just looked through my amazon order history and it's like 75% gifts for people, what a great person I must be.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Al Cowens posted:

From my own order history over the last few years

Caffeine pills
Creatine It's like legal steroids
Ankle straps (these are a must if you're doing cable leg pulls
Magic shave powder great for pubes unlike nair (no troll)
Best tights for the fall and winter
American apparel leotard (goes great with the aforementioned tights)
The best curry owder. Simply the best
Epilator (please remember to exfoliate!!!)
Facial masque
Cure Aquagel. Use this if you have flaky skin around your nose

That's a good price for creatine. Thanks

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