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i told him to suck my wingus and he was flabbergasted! looks like the whole firm is going under lmao! anyways share your favourite stories of corporate greed and malfeasance
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i found out a fiduciary employee at Jerry Mumphrey's Hot Scones and Dinner Breads was embezzling currants but the boys in legal have advised me to keep the details of how i murdered her under my hat 
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I'll miss Turbo Textiles 
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King of Bees posted:I'll miss Turbo Textiles it's really just a holding company
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The IT guy at my last shop stole a bunch of Mac books but then he wrecked his motorcycle into the back of a pickup and died. If he had a trike he probably would've been fine, and possibly a more upstanding member of society.
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Aug 25, 2016 18:18
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u married gateway ur a human being lOL
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King of Bees posted:The IT guy at my last shop stole a bunch of Mac books but then he wrecked his motorcycle into the back of a pickup and died. If he had a trike he probably would've been fine, and possibly a more upstanding member of society. ew an apple user
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I completely ignored someone's email from 8/3 and when they asked me a couple days ago for the completed poo poo I pretended I never got the email and it worked. loving bozos.
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OctoberBlues posted:I completely ignored someone's email from 8/3 and when they asked me a couple days ago for the completed poo poo I pretended I never got the email and it worked. loving bozos. its almost like communication issues are real when ur a hardcore sperg like all u SA kids are (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 25, 2016 18:20
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turns out sales sold something that doesn't technically exist. those rascals!
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epileptic_ev posted:its almost like communication issues are real when ur a hardcore sperg like all u SA kids are I know, right?!?! 
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no wonder u couldnt beat a noobie hpb sniper pretending to be a chick when yall was try harding on theclq LOL
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epileptic_ev posted:no wonder u couldnt beat a noobie hpb sniper pretending to be a chick when yall was try harding on theclq LOL I know, right?!?!
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OctoberBlues posted:I know, right?!?! lol
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Aug 25, 2016 18:22
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didn't i hire you to head up the social media department?
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Aug 25, 2016 18:25
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:didn't i hire you to head up the social media department? *chuckles amongst audience*
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I have spent 12535.00 dollars on 3 pieces of medical equipment. Then I discovered that there is a cheaper version of the same piece of equipment for 240.00 a piece. The boss was not even upset.
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Aug 25, 2016 18:28
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i smoked weed and blew it in the boss's face and he died still got my benefits tho
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Aug 25, 2016 18:33
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gargle chome posted:i smoked weed and blew it in the boss's face and he died still got my benefits tho under a strict interpretation of robert's rules of order you are entitled to add his wife to your harem
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Aug 25, 2016 18:35
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i jerked off in the bathroom to an anime drawing on the stall door
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:didn't i hire you to head up the social media department? i only accept lump sum payments because im not a nigafool
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JakeP posted:i jerked off in the bathroom to an anime drawing on the stall door It's about time we discussed getting you a raise!
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im bernie madoff
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:im bernie madoff i remember when you "madoff" with everyone's hard earned money
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gargle chome posted:i smoked weed and blew it in the boss's face and he died still got my benefits tho Weed kills
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i remember when you "madoff" with everyone's hard earned money heh heh heh it was a queso emergency
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Aug 25, 2016 18:58
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i'm madoff heck and i'm not going to take it anymore!
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I hate it when we have catered events, special luncheons, etc. It's always the same bland crap food and I've been here for fifteen years. I'm a grown man, no I don't want that fruit punch with seven-up or whatever the gently caress that is.
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FlimFlam Imam posted:I hate it when we have catered events, special luncheons, etc. It's always the same bland crap food and I've been here for fifteen years. I'm a grown man, no I don't want that fruit punch with seven-up or whatever the gently caress that is. The company I used to work for had to stop having catered events because they were losing so much money and then they went bankrupt and closed, lol.
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Aug 25, 2016 19:02
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i quit my job at the dick sucking factory because i want to work with my hands
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Aug 25, 2016 19:06
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ya already injected me with rapid tumor poo poo im here 4 different reasons now
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Aug 25, 2016 19:11
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I lost the big account. We won't be making as much money this year and things are looking bleak for accounts receivable. Human resources is going to have to reevaluate and adjust the population of the office. There are donuts in the break room if anybody wants one
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i heard that sick bitch is back on the 28th i figure that week will be the crux of it all 3 weeks vacation mid case tho is p telling
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King of Bees posted:The IT guy at my last shop stole a bunch of Mac books but then he wrecked his motorcycle into the back of a pickup and died. If he had a trike he probably would've been fine, and possibly a more upstanding member of society. looks like hell never be the head of a major corporation
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epileptic_ev posted:i heard that sick bitch is back on the 28th i figure that week will be the crux of it all I'm getting ready to start my shift at the "murdering dare" factory and BOY are my arms tired
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Aug 25, 2016 19:49
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm getting ready to start my shift at the "murdering dare" factory and BOY are my arms tired sounds like the "graveyard" shift
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:sounds like the "graveyard" shift haha its a real killer
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The_end posted:I have spent 12535.00 dollars on 3 pieces of medical equipment. Then I discovered that there is a cheaper version of the same piece of equipment for 240.00 a piece. The boss was not even upset. Call the cheaper company have them bill 12535.00 $ but you pay the cheaper price and pocket the difference. It's easy if both parties agree. It's just the cost of doing business.
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When I worked at Hewlett-Packard: They used Dell computers extensively To activate a single network port they had to assign a project manager and make it a 2 month project Technical support (me!) was so awful that the employees usually just took their computers to Geek Squad
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epileptic_ev posted:i heard that sick bitch is back on the 28th i figure that week will be the crux of it all I'm going to go and poo poo in your toilet you rapist tribes rear end in a top hat beotch
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